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[Choccies]

Sexist ones are ok though ?

[Dirko]

No racist jokes please folks.

Better go back and review the whole thread and delete them all.....

[Wedgie]

We usually just assess posts when people complain about them, we will now keep a closer eye on this topic.
SJABC, youve confused me, I've only got back a few posts but haven't seen any other racist jokes, all ofthem are racist?
All I can suggest is people use the report function if they feel a post has broken our rules as we can't monitor every post on this website because of it's huge popularity and post count.

In our rules you'll notice we've always made specific instructions in regard to racist posts.

[Baron Greenback]

I thought it was great, but in this politically correct world we live in I understand where you're coming from Wedgie.
It's just a pity we can't pay out each other's races anymore.
If someone was to make an Australian joke it wouldn't bother me.
I cop Tasmanian jokes all the time. I think they're just as funny as every other joke!

[OnSong]

I thought it was great, but in this politically correct world we live in I understand where you're coming from Wedgie.
It's just a pity we can't pay out each other's races anymore.
If someone was to make an Australian joke it wouldn't bother me.
I cop Tasmanian jokes all the time. I think they're just as funny as every other joke!

Does your sister/wife cop them too?

[Baron Greenback]

I thought it was great, but in this politically correct world we live in I understand where you're coming from Wedgie.
It's just a pity we can't pay out each other's races anymore.
If someone was to make an Australian joke it wouldn't bother me.
I cop Tasmanian jokes all the time. I think they're just as funny as every other joke!

Does your sister/wife cop them too?

Ha! Na they cop it from Dad.

[Q.]

I thought it was great, but in this politically correct world we live in I understand where you're coming from Wedgie.
It's just a pity we can't pay out each other's races anymore.
If someone was to make an Australian joke it wouldn't bother me.
I cop Tasmanian jokes all the time. I think they're just as funny as every other joke!

There is a certain art to making politically incorrect jokes and are hilarious when done properly. Calling an Iraqi a 'dog' is probably neither artistic or particularly hilarious.

[Baron Greenback]

I thought it was great, but in this politically correct world we live in I understand where you're coming from Wedgie.
It's just a pity we can't pay out each other's races anymore.
If someone was to make an Australian joke it wouldn't bother me.
I cop Tasmanian jokes all the time. I think they're just as funny as every other joke!

There is a certain art to making politically incorrect jokes and are hilarious when done properly. Calling an Iraqi a 'dog' is probably neither artistic or particularly hilarious.

Each to their own I guess...

[The Dark Knight]

Little boy is dining with his parents when he asks "mummy, what's between your legs?"
mum says "heaven, son."
Little boy says ""Daddy, whats between your legs?"
dad says "the key to heaven son."
Little boy says "well daddy, you'd better change the locks, all your friends have the spare key..."

Nice one MP

[redandblack]

I thought it was great, but in this politically correct world we live in I understand where you're coming from Wedgie.
It's just a pity we can't pay out each other's races anymore.
If someone was to make an Australian joke it wouldn't bother me.
I cop Tasmanian jokes all the time. I think they're just as funny as every other joke!

There's nothing about being politicaly correct with that 'joke', BG.

It's just a racist statement.

[The Ash Man]

I thought it was great, but in this politically correct world we live in I understand where you're coming from Wedgie.
It's just a pity we can't pay out each other's races anymore.
If someone was to make an Australian joke it wouldn't bother me.
I cop Tasmanian jokes all the time. I think they're just as funny as every other joke!

Does your sister/wife cop them too?

Ha! Na they cop it from Dad.

What does your other head think? Sorry had to

[Media Park]

Little boy is dining with his parents when he asks "mummy, what's between your legs?"
mum says "heaven, son."
Little boy says ""Daddy, whats between your legs?"
dad says "the key to heaven son."
Little boy says "well daddy, you'd better change the locks, all your friends have the spare key..."

Nice one MP

All credit to a former poster on that one...

[Dirko]

There is a certain art to making politically incorrect jokes and are hilarious when done properly. Calling an Iraqi a 'dog' is probably neither artistic or particularly hilarious.

But it's OK to call a African-American one ?

What's the difference between Serena Williams & a Rottweiler?

Lipstick.

There are heaps of Arab/Muslim jokes in here that most Arabs/Mulslim people would probably find offensive too.....

Where do you guys want to set the line?

[redandblack]

Now, in line with the rules of the site.

[mickey]

There is a certain art to making politically incorrect jokes and are hilarious when done properly. Calling an Iraqi a 'dog' is probably neither artistic or particularly hilarious.

But it's OK to call a African-American one ?

I think the African-American type is pronounced Dawg

[JK]

My neighbour thinks I'm a stalker ... She's written it on Facebook and Twitter, and even in her diary!!

[White Line Fever]

What's the difference between Iron man and Iron woman?

Iron man is a superhero, Iron woman is a simple instruction...

This one worked very well for me.
People actually think I'm funny !!

[Media Park]

I thought it was great, but in this politically correct world we live in I understand where you're coming from Wedgie.
It's just a pity we can't pay out each other's races anymore.
If someone was to make an Australian joke it wouldn't bother me.
I cop Tasmanian jokes all the time. I think they're just as funny as every other joke!

There's nothing about being politicaly correct with that 'joke', BG.

It's just a racist statement.

Keeping in line with previous comments, can someone please go to the cricket forum and review the gay jokes being dropped there...

if i made a homosexual reference joke here, and someone took offence, it would be removed.

can we have the same on the other forums?

[Booney]

I thought it was great, but in this politically correct world we live in I understand where you're coming from Wedgie.
It's just a pity we can't pay out each other's races anymore.
If someone was to make an Australian joke it wouldn't bother me.
I cop Tasmanian jokes all the time. I think they're just as funny as every other joke!

There's nothing about being politicaly correct with that 'joke', BG.

It's just a racist statement.

Keeping in line with previous comments, can someone please go to the cricket forum and review the gay jokes being dropped there...

if i made a homosexual reference joke here, and someone took offence, it would be removed.

can we have the same on the other forums?

FFS - There is 148 pages of jokes here and you think there are no gay, racial based, minority group based jokes in here? Now that makes me laugh....

[Baron Greenback]

I thought it was great, but in this politically correct world we live in I understand where you're coming from Wedgie.
It's just a pity we can't pay out each other's races anymore.
If someone was to make an Australian joke it wouldn't bother me.
I cop Tasmanian jokes all the time. I think they're just as funny as every other joke!

There's nothing about being politicaly correct with that 'joke', BG.

It's just a racist statement.

Keeping in line with previous comments, can someone please go to the cricket forum and review the gay jokes being dropped there...

if i made a homosexual reference joke here, and someone took offence, it would be removed.

can we have the same on the other forums?

FFS - There is 148 pages of jokes here and you think there are no gay, racial based, minority group based jokes in here? Now that makes me laugh....

Well said Booney!