Tony Clifton wrote:Are their junior/women's teams banned too?

Juniors are in a different League i believe (SANFL) so wont impact on them, suggest same with the womens side(s)

What happens if the Stengle verdict gets over turned. That would throw a huge problem out there

JK wrote:Is Yeo injured or just quiet?

he's getting moving now thankfully

Final score

Sturt 16.11

North 12.8

PatowalongaPirate wrote:My Friday Forecast -

* Locky801 goes hard early on his slab and forgets to order Chinese or a Pizza

Chinese ordered for H/D at 7.30

An avid golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him.

"I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon. "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!"

"Oh God no!" cries the man. "My golfing is over! Please Doc, what's the good news?"

"The good news is......I have another arm to replace it with, but it's a woman's arm and I'll need your permission before I can go ahead with the transplant."

"Go for it, doc," says the man. "As long as I can play golf again."

The operation went well and a year later the man was out on the golf-course when he bumped into the surgeon.

"Hi, how's the new arm?" asks the surgeon.

"Just great," says the golfer. "I'm playing the best golf of my life.

My new arm has a much finer touch, and my putting has really improved."

"That's great," said the surgeon. "Not only that," continued the golfer, "my handwriting has improved, I've learned how to sew my own clothes and I've even taken up painting landscapes in watercolours"

"That's unbelievable!" said the surgeon. "I'm so glad to hear the transplant was such a great success. Are you having any side effects?"

"Well, just two, said the golfer, "I have trouble parallel parking: and, every time I get an erection, I also get a headache.

A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'

She calls on little Ralphy.

He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'

The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking..'


Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU.

There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:

One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.

The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.

The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.

Which one is married?'

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'

To which Little RALPHY replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.'


LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH

Little RALPHY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

'Why?' asks the father?


'The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,'' I said '6', replies RALPHY.

'But that's right!' says his dad.

'Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?''

'What's the ******* difference?' asks the father.

'That's what I said!'


LITTLE RALPHY ON ENGLISH

Little RALPHY goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'

RALPHY says 'Mas-tur-bate..'

Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little RALPHY, that's a mouthful.'

Little RALPHY says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob.'

LITTLE RALPHY ON GETTING OLDER

Little RALPHY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.

After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, 'Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.'

Little RALPHY replied, 'My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.'

The man asked, 'Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?'

Little RALPHY answered, 'No, he minded his own ******* business.



I LOVE Little RALPHY!!!!!

DOC wrote:Big loss if it happens,

didnt happen but was still a loss

Great battle between Kohli and the English bowlers.

In the end Kohli was magnificent, single handed has put the Indians back in this test match

The Dark Knight wrote:F**king rain, after seeing the score while I was out I was looking forward to tuning in tonight and seeing Jimmy make a mess of the Indian top order.

Made a mess of them thats for sure. India knocked over for just over 100, Anderson 5/20

Collingwood all over the Port now

Yes thanks LM great job and thanks for the early organisation Laser

Hewitt after the siren from 55 metres misses

Roosters win

North 11.12

Port 11.8

Another great day bat Vs Ball

Test match very evenly poised England trail by 21 at stumps

JK wrote:Is there a breeze assisted end at the oval today?

nothing much

All over, great game of footy, well played Roosters

North 14.6

South 10 .10

Sheik Yerbouti wrote:Thanks Benny, I googled all over the shop & couldn't find shit.

well put your reading glasses on

A homeless guy is walking along a country lane, tired and hungry, when he sees a pub named "George and the Dragon".
Although it is closed he knocks on the door. The innkeeper's wife stuck her head out of the window and asked
what he wanted.
"Could I have some food please?" he asked.
The woman, not at all impressed with his appearance sternly replied, "No".
"Any chance of a pint of ale then please?", he asked.
Again she refused and was quite blunt with him in her reply.
"Can I please sleep in your barn then?", he enquired.
By this time she was quite agitated and the homeless guy said, "Well then, can I ..."
She then interrupted him and said, "What now?"
He answered, "Can I please have a quick word with George?"

tigerpie wrote:Has Toby green got the most hitable head in footy?

Probably in the world with that i'm the best strut he has

Norwood win by 17 points

9.15 to 7. 10

Finally the SANFL getting huge media coverage.

Zampa bowling well, thought it was Bedgey there for a minute

Well done Gullies

some people need to get over it

FINAL SCORE

NORTH RESERVES PREMIERS 2018

North 16.8

Norwood 12. 8

whybother wrote:Get the big red asterisk out. Maybe Norwood can protest on the grounds that they were playing the wrong team.

Dickhead, what and see you kick 7 goals

A Grand final for the archives. Great game of footy,

40,000 people as well

Great advertisement for the game

Time now to hit the piss

100 to Cooper

Garage Door



The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open.

His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?'

The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.



As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up.

He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.'



He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask,

'When my garage door was open, did you see my Jaguar parked in there?'



She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old minivan with two flat tires...

hate batsman that get in the 250's and then play a rash shot to get out on, just not good enough

Wedgie wrote:

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Why be in the book if you have such an attitude???

That attitude is almost bannable!

Just my opinion/feeling, am in no way having a go at those who do and am always very happy to serve those at my pub that use them.

Wow didnt know u owned a pub

THE UNDERTAKER'S BLACK EYE
Bob, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye.
"What happened to you?" asked his wife.
"I had a terrible day." replied Bob. "I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep. When I got there, the manager said they couldn't get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection.
Anyway, I went up and, sure enough, there was this big naked guy lying on the bed with this huge erection.
So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half."
"I see" said his wife, "that must have been awful, but how did you get the black eye?"

Bob replied: " Wrong room ."

fantastic fighting effort well done thats almost as good as a win

Nathan Grainger appointed coach of Broadview for 2019

Bowled Gary

How come this suspension is not reported like other tribunals are reported? ie Base sanction, reduced by so much for good record etc etc . Was Seb's match penalty actually much higher than the 3 match suspension that he has to serve?
He was high so that was 2 matches.
It was a forceful impact comment so that was 2 matches.
It was deliberate so that was 2 matches.
His past record of being a loser added another 2.

8 matches reduced to 3 matches because he choked on 5 of them so they were suspended.

should have been given 19

Babar LBW to Marsh for 99, gotta luv that

6/74 / Aust 5/92

Backers hit the front

Grenville wrote:Brett Lee just said he hopes the Marsh boys get a gig against India. Another to scrub opinion wise.

These guys must have a lot of dirt on people as media and selectors keep backing them in

Jim05 wrote:Vics have a pretty long tail aswell so we are still in this

100 behind now, we bowl opposition tail enders into batting form they have never had before

Armchair expert wrote:THE GREAT ESCAPE

ITS A DRAW

Feel we were robbed by the weather here

Now they have moved the no scoring module up to and including U11's for the upcoming season so presume they are going with what was said a couple of seasons ago that they would eventually take it up to and include U13's

Personally i think it is crap, few people on the wireless this morning not happy about it either
And teams of 12.

thats just ridiculous, clubs struggle to get enough volunteers now but teams of 12 means more sides in some of the stronger clubs

Another power innings from Sniko Marsh

guy bowling at 125km/h going through us what a joke

carey wrote:
Finch said at the Toss Lynn is going to open

Been making a fuss about it all the SAfricans innings

Watch him come out and go for next to nothing


Called it, dont rate the guy, can smash in the Big Bash but get quality bowlers he has no idea, what a flog

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Interesting start to sunday....Cop with police dog knocking on the door on the lookout for someone on the run jumping fences.....

or a drug crop in a neighbours yard

Wedgies sense of humour

Nows 2/112

Motoring along nicely

Armchair expert wrote:Ferg out grrr

time to look elsewhere, his days are numbered