Things that give you the sh1ts

[Baron Greenback]

Work on Fridays.
I just wanna be down the local putting my footy tips in over a few bevvys.

[Psyber]

LMAO@ Adelaide drivers complaining about traffic. Come to Brisbane, the whole city is choked by the stuff.
regards,
REB

Yes, I drove through Brissie from North to South on Friday March 19th, having come down from Bundy and Maryborough to go to a Motel in Southbank.
Cars everywhere, diving in all directions, and unclear signs.
I suspect they were all trying to do the same as me - get through without using the Tollways, but the signs about which were active yet and which weren't were a bit obscure.
It appeared Brissie has given in to pressures from the Tollway builders to force most traffic on to the tollways by making alternative routes difficult much more than Melbourne has.

[Johno6]

The fact that ive already worked 4 and a half hours today.... and ive still got 5 left!!!!!!!!!!

[Wedgie]

Having an exam at 4 pm on a Friday especially when the beers are tasting great at lunch.

[GWW]

Body odour on public transport.

[fisho mcspaz]

TV. It is complete crap during the day!

[Choccies]

TV. It is complete crap during the day!

It's becoming complete crap at night too Fisho !!!
Lucky I get to have Wiggles on one TV and Spongebob on the other.....

[fisho mcspaz]

TV. It is complete crap during the day!

It's becoming complete crap at night too Fisho !!!
Lucky I get to have Wiggles on one TV and Spongebob on the other.....

My son's latest is this DVD his father sent him from America. It's a doco about the Santa Fe railway trains and it is incredibly tedious and boring - the sort of thing trainspotters would buy but no one else. But my son loves it and can quote huge chunks of the narrative without actually understanding what any of it means. I'm starting to wish he'd put Chuggington back on!

[Thiele]

seeing a cat just lying in the middle of the road this morning

Did you run over it to teach it a lesson ?

nearly i thinked i missed it

[LMA]

opening a Chupa Chup x 3
any effective way on doing this or is it just pot luck?

[Brucetiki]

Getting in the car after work to hear

- accident Main North Rd
- gas leak Salisbury Hwy
- serious accident (road was latter closed) Angle Vale Road

well that the three ways home

So I went and bought a new BBQ and it was all clear by that time I went through

I was lucky and managed to get past the Salisbury Highway leak by going on Martins Rd.

However, that morning the cops took out an innocent driver on Salisbury Highway was the worst traffic I've had to encounter.

- Salisbury Highway was blocked, and banked up to Salisbury
- Martins Road backed up to Shepherdson Rd
- Kings Rd bumper to bumper of people trying to get to Main North Road
- Main North Rd backed up to Kings Rd because of separate crash at Mawson Lakes.

I finally got up to Bridge Rd, which was fine. Went onto Montague Rd, backed up as well, so ended up cutting through back streets until I got back onto Main North Rd near the HQ Homemaker Centre where I had finally cleared the traffic!

Made a 35-40 minute trip into work a 90 minute ordeal!

[Mr66]

Home teams wearing away uniforms.

Now I have a major dose of diarrhea after flicking on tonight's game.

[brod]

Getting in the car after work to hear

- accident Main North Rd
- gas leak Salisbury Hwy
- serious accident (road was latter closed) Angle Vale Road

well that the three ways home

So I went and bought a new BBQ and it was all clear by that time I went through

I was lucky and managed to get past the Salisbury Highway leak by going on Martins Rd.

However, that morning the cops took out an innocent driver on Salisbury Highway was the worst traffic I've had to encounter.

- Salisbury Highway was blocked, and banked up to Salisbury
- Martins Road backed up to Shepherdson Rd
- Kings Rd bumper to bumper of people trying to get to Main North Road
- Main North Rd backed up to Kings Rd because of separate crash at Mawson Lakes.

I finally got up to Bridge Rd, which was fine. Went onto Montague Rd, backed up as well, so ended up cutting through back streets until I got back onto Main North Rd near the HQ Homemaker Centre where I had finally cleared the traffic!

Made a 35-40 minute trip into work a 90 minute ordeal!

To make it better I was asleep until 9am today and so missed it all

[dedja]

The neighbour's dog that has been barking non-stop for 2 hours.

Jeez, when my mutt starts going off I'm out there in a flash to sort him out.

[brod]

My footy tips...2/5

[dedja]

2 hours further on and that mutt down the road is still barking.

[whufc]

Terrible umpires who are trying to ruin the great game that is SANFL football.

[aceman]

The neighbour's dog that has been barking non-stop for 2 hours.

Jeez, when my mutt starts going off I'm out there in a flash to sort him out.

Me too!
My neighbour's dog, as soon as they leave the house, starts this incessant bloody yapping every 2 or 3 seconds and must end up hoarse by the end of the day or night.
Spoke to him about it one day and do you reckon he didn't get "up in arms". The dog is distressed to buggery but it doesn't worry him, stupid pr1ck!

[Ian]

The ground announcer at Windy Hollow

[Psyber]

The neighbour's dog that has been barking non-stop for 2 hours.
Jeez, when my mutt starts going off I'm out there in a flash to sort him out.

Me too!
My neighbour's dog, as soon as they leave the house, starts this incessant bloody yapping every 2 or 3 seconds and must end up hoarse by the end of the day or night.
Spoke to him about it one day and do you reckon he didn't get "up in arms". The dog is distressed to buggery but it doesn't worry him, stupid pr1ck!

Dogs are pack animals.
They either need to be with you full time and sleep inside, or they need another dog or two as companions.
Some placid breeds can adapt to sleeping in a kennel outside alone so long as it is reasonably close to the part of the house you sleep in.
[That doesn't usually suit traditional working breeds, whose pack identification is usually strong.]