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Postby Bum Crack » Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:15 am

Missus got me a couple of Angry Anderson burgers at HJ's yesty on her way home from town and at 12am, I got the worst case of green apple splatters imaginable. :shock: :shock: I am never touching one of those burgers again.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:21 am

Bum Crack wrote:Missus got me a couple of Angry Anderson burgers at HJ's yesty on her way home from town and at 12am, I got the worst case of green apple splatters imaginable. :shock: :shock: I am never touching one of those burgers again.


Must admit I wasn't too flash after my Angry Angus experience .. Of course I only struggled to eat 1 of the things, how you forced down 2 is incredible?!?! :shock:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:23 am

Constance_Perm wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:Missus got me a couple of Angry Anderson burgers at HJ's yesty on her way home from town and at 12am, I got the worst case of green apple splatters imaginable. :shock: :shock: I am never touching one of those burgers again.


Must admit I wasn't too flash after my Angry Angus experience ..
Of course I only struggled to eat 1 of the things, how you forced down 2 is incredible?!?! :shock:


Only two? Im surprised BC. Dieting mate?

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bum Crack » Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:23 am

Constance_Perm wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:Missus got me a couple of Angry Anderson burgers at HJ's yesty on her way home from town and at 12am, I got the worst case of green apple splatters imaginable. :shock: :shock: I am never touching one of those burgers again.


Must admit I wasn't too flash after my Angry Angus experience .. Of course I only struggled to eat 1 of the things, how you forced down 2 is incredible?!?! :shock:

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:24 am

Kachow....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Gingernuts » Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:28 am

Bum Crack wrote:Missus got me a couple of Angry Anderson burgers at HJ's yesty on her way home from town and at 12am, I got the worst case of green apple splatters imaginable. :shock: :shock: I am never touching one of those burgers again.


How did Angry Anderson feel about you eating his burgers BC??
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:32 am

Suddenly you're eating me...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:40 am

He was always bound for glory after that meal
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bum Crack » Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:05 am

Have one thing to say about me and the massive splatters last night and that is "we can't be beaten"
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Choccies » Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:52 am

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I love grapes. With grapes, you always get another chance. You know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you’re stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. If you have a crappy grape, no problem-just move on to the next. ‘Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bum Crack » Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:57 am

Booney wrote:Suddenly you're eating me...

and I'm leaving you as fast as i can,
suddenly, every part of me,
seems to explode, right out of you.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Tue Feb 02, 2010 11:15 am

Thought I'd do a Family Guy last night - put a whole bar of chocolate in my mouth, chewed it all up and spat it out slowly - 'Look at me, I'm an anus!' Fortunately my family is used to me. :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Tue Feb 02, 2010 8:47 pm

going to Melbourne for work on Friday and having to fly home that arvo for family reasons despite the offer by employer to stay over the night and go to the T20 at the G :(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby SABRE » Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:46 pm

fisho mcspaz wrote:Thought I'd do a Family Guy last night - put a whole bar of chocolate in my mouth, chewed it all up and spat it out slowly - 'Look at me, I'm an anus!' Fortunately my family is used to me. :lol:

Classy 'fisho', very classy.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Columbo » Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:05 pm

The new AAMI ad with all the car accidents where the guy says 'I just didn't see the Lorryyyyyyyyyyy'
Dont know about others but when I went to school they were trucks or semi trailers!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Wed Feb 03, 2010 5:16 pm

Columbo wrote:The new AAMI ad with all the car accidents where the guy says 'I just didn't see the Lorryyyyyyyyyyy'
Dont know about others but when I went to school they were trucks or semi trailers!
You're a bit young.
"Lorry" is an older term of UK origin that was widely used before the American influence got more potent via TV.
[A bit like the less successful "petrol" to "gas" shift.]
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby aceman » Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:07 pm

Columbo wrote:The new AAMI ad with all the car accidents where the guy says 'I just didn't see the Lorryyyyyyyyyyy'
Dont know about others but when I went to school they were trucks or semi trailers!




Back when I went to school, everyone had an Uncle Laurie who went to work in a lorry. It was all part of Lauries Lumber where he used it to lump lumber to Lauries Lumber yard.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Wed Feb 03, 2010 8:54 pm

The phone book for listing Medibank Private branches that no longer exist. I'd already driven out to Unley through a plethora of roadworks and idiot drivers, only to discover that the office had closed down. Then I remembered I could just send my claim in the post instead. So I guess I give me the sh1ts too, because if I'd only remembered that to begin with, I wouldn't have been so grouchy with the phone book.
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Postby Columbo » Wed Feb 03, 2010 9:29 pm

Psyber wrote:
Columbo wrote:The new AAMI ad with all the car accidents where the guy says 'I just didn't see the Lorryyyyyyyyyyy'
Dont know about others but when I went to school they were trucks or semi trailers!
You're a bit young.
"Lorry" is an older term of UK origin that was widely used before the American influence got more potent via TV.
[A bit like the less successful "petrol" to "gas" shift.]


Im old enough to know the term (thanks to the bill!) but dont ever recall it being used in mainstream advertising before..Well not in my 30 odd years anyways!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:32 am

That Kid Rock song, 'All Summer Long'. He uses the word 'things' twice to make a rhyme in the chorus. It really annoys me.
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