Bluey Montgomerie - Red nut and red hot skills!
Broady - has to go well, But schm...shi.i....schimmin, yeah he's going alright too.
Nedley Seccafien - Dead set gun, but probably not on the ump's radar.
Leaping Leroy -probably has a bit too much advice on how the umpires could do it better.
Big Whiskey - always a favourite with the ump's, But look for B.Catford to out race him.
M.Young - get's plenty of it and is the Ram's best by a street, but have they won enough.
Brett Bargearse - kicks plenty of goals and let's everybody know it too, have to be Hamley's highest.
But to be completley truthful, trendsetters, Some of these boneheaded blokes with whistles i wouldn't trust to sit the right way on a toilet seat, let alone pick the leagues best and fairest!
