Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby gadj1976 » Wed Jan 18, 2023 3:37 pm

Dinglinga75 wrote:Mark Nielsen ( City of Onkaparinga Mayor Candidate) and his right wing loonies storming the Council Meeting last night... mate you didn't get enough votes to win !

He is taking the Onkaparinga council to court ( Friday 17 Feb) regarding the vote counting process


I love it when they are all political and proper, till stuff doesn't go their way.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby gadj1976 » Wed Jan 18, 2023 3:39 pm

Samuel Johnson rant about Molly Meldrum.

Move on.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Wed Jan 18, 2023 3:44 pm

gadj1976 wrote:Samuel Johnson rant about Molly Meldrum.

Move on.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Jan 18, 2023 5:34 pm

gadj1976 wrote:Samuel Johnson rant about Molly Meldrum.

Move on.


That is the flattest old man arse I've ever seen. (actually, it's the only old man arse i've ever seen)

He needs to do some squats :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dinglinga75 » Wed Jan 18, 2023 8:18 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
gadj1976 wrote:Samuel Johnson rant about Molly Meldrum.

Move on.


That is the flattest old man arse I've ever seen. (actually, it's the only old man arse i've ever seen)

He needs to do some squats :lol:


It may have done a few squats in its time ...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Wed Jan 18, 2023 8:24 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
gadj1976 wrote:Samuel Johnson rant about Molly Meldrum.

Move on.


That is the flattest old man arse I've ever seen. (actually, it's the only old man arse i've ever seen)

He needs to do some squats :lol:


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Rik E Boy » Wed Jan 18, 2023 10:18 pm

January. Big bash "cricket", A League, Tennis. My least favourite month on the sporting calendar. Oh for the happy days of enjoying a few cold ones during the Australia Day Test at the Oval. October runs a close second but January is really on the nose.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Rik E Boy » Wed Jan 18, 2023 10:23 pm

Corona Man wrote:Ok so I’m in the waiting area of the hospital where the surgery happens. Spoke to the surgeon it’s about a 40 minute procedure. They will inject stuff into my eye, which sounds like fun, then repair the scar and re attach the retina by laser surgery. I’m awake for this by the way! But sedated. I’m most worried about moving or flinching at the wrong time.

I’ve seen people who have already had their surgery either yesterday or this morning. Spoke to one bloke he said it was pretty straight forward and not to worry. Other than wearing an eye patch he was fine.

So I’m now considering either getting a parrot or a Collingwood membership.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Dark Knight » Thu Jan 19, 2023 9:31 pm

Rik E Boy wrote:January. Big bash "cricket", A League, Tennis. My least favourite month on the sporting calendar. Oh for the happy days of enjoying a few cold ones during the Australia Day Test at the Oval. October runs a close second but January is really on the nose.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Sun Jan 22, 2023 8:19 am

Getting midway through series 2 of Preacher on amazon prime, only to have it (apparently) pulled. :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Sun Jan 22, 2023 1:09 pm

Getting on the treadley for the first time in a while and finding out just how unfit I am. :(

Time for some changes.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby am Bays » Sun Jan 22, 2023 2:12 pm

Booney wrote:Getting on the treadley for the first time in a while and finding out just how unfit I am. :(

Time for some changes.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Sun Jan 22, 2023 8:06 pm

Booney wrote:Getting on the treadley for the first time in a while and finding out just how unfit I am. :(

Time for some changes.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Mon Jan 23, 2023 8:38 am

Keep at it mate, will get easier especially when you start seeing results
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Jan 23, 2023 9:05 am

Got up and went for a walk, well, hobble, this morning after some interesting moments in the middle of the night when both calves cramped up at the same time. :(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Mon Jan 23, 2023 9:47 am

Booney wrote:Got up and went for a walk, well, hobble, this morning after some interesting moments in the middle of the night when both calves cramped up at the same time. :(


sounds like you're either dehydrated or low on electrolytes mate especially if you are increasing your exercise
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Jan 23, 2023 9:51 am

MW wrote:
Booney wrote:Got up and went for a walk, well, hobble, this morning after some interesting moments in the middle of the night when both calves cramped up at the same time. :(


sounds like you're either dehydrated or low on electrolytes mate especially if you are increasing your exercise


I cramp a lot, always have. Drank plenty before I went and after, didn't go all that far with the lack of fitness and I'm kind of used to it.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Armchair expert » Mon Jan 23, 2023 10:17 am

Booney wrote:
MW wrote:
Booney wrote:Got up and went for a walk, well, hobble, this morning after some interesting moments in the middle of the night when both calves cramped up at the same time. :(


sounds like you're either dehydrated or low on electrolytes mate especially if you are increasing your exercise


I cramp a lot, always have. Drank plenty before I went and after, didn't go all that far with the lack of fitness and I'm kind of used to it.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Mon Jan 23, 2023 10:55 am

Get some magnesium powder into yourself
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Mon Jan 23, 2023 10:56 am

MW wrote:
Booney wrote:Got up and went for a walk, well, hobble, this morning after some interesting moments in the middle of the night when both calves cramped up at the same time. :(


sounds like you're either dehydrated or low on electrolytes mate especially if you are increasing your exercise


Booney dehydrated :lol:
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