Things that make you laugh

[Booney]

Millionaire and taxpayer funded retiree Murdoch haters; Rudd and Turnbull stumping up $5,000 each for the crowd funding for Crikey.

Both are heavily virtuous until they have to put their hand in their pocket

Cleaner checked behind the couch cushions?

[Jimmy_041]

Watching this joke on the weekend

Nothing to see here - everything's rosy



Except....

https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-u ... 8fa8294bec

[Booney]

Driving at 105km/h in the right hand lane on the Northern Expressway. F*cking hilarious.

[DOC]

Do you just do that to Shit people off?

[Booney]

The "Why don't Aussies get behind Kyrgios?" group.

Because he's a massive knob.

[Lightning McQueen]

Another driving chronicle, skimming down PWR and Miss LILY22 plods along in the right hand lane doing 84, it's all good though because the truck next to her is doing 83 so she'll eventually get past it.

She finally does after a few minutes but then feels fine to keep her spot in the right lane but I now have enough space to change lanes so all is well.

I end back in the right lane a bit down the track and she follows up behind me and then thinks to cut some dude off and change lanes so she is at the front of the line at the lights, only to take off like hearse, no harm done as I've gotta get back in the middle lane shortly anyway.

I get to the Cavan Road intersection where two cars are waiting in the slip lane to get on to PWR, I know it can be a pain in the arse and traffic is moving pretty slowly so I flash my lights for the front car to go in front of me, doesn't budge so I wind down the window to wave him through but no go again, the car behind me actually stops but he still remains there, I go past him and his scrolling through his phone.

I get to the lights where people can get into the service road that leads to the Homewrecker and there's a tray top blocking that lane as he has ran out of fuel.

Every morning is filled with people trying to out-idiot each other.

[Lightning McQueen]

I got home a couple of weeks ago in time to watch this, dude is really pissed off.

[mighty_tiger_79]

I got home a couple of weeks ago in time to watch this, dude is really pissed off.

It's strangely addictive wondering if the magnets are on or not

[Lightning McQueen]

I got home a couple of weeks ago in time to watch this, dude is really pissed off.

It's strangely addictive wondering if the magnets are on or not

I used to sneak off from work to try and catch the arse end of the show, one day a chick I work with said "why don't you just go and watch it in the canteen?"

She cottoned on to why I was taking off. If it comes to Australia I am there.

[mighty_tiger_79]

I got home a couple of weeks ago in time to watch this, dude is really pissed off.

It's strangely addictive wondering if the magnets are on or not

I used to sneak off from work to try and catch the arse end of the show, one day a chick I work with said "why don't you just go and watch it in the canteen?"

She cottoned on to why I was taking off. If it comes to Australia I am there.

I've made up so many different rules for it.
1) countdown clock of 5seconds for a drop
2) contestants can win a BLOCK counter and either block a drop zone or implement higher magnetism so there's little to no moment etc
3) if the magnets fall to the bottom of the shelf prior to the next question being answered then they belong to the last person

The list goes on

[Armchair expert]

Postcode 3556

Jackass Flat

[Footy Chick]

Postcode 3556

Jackass Flat

there's a place called Pisspot Creek in Tassie (True Story)

[Booney]

Engineer a selection.

Have it questioned.

Re-select. Confirm the initial selection.

Have it questioned again. Ask who has questioned it, "Graduate", the reply.

Speak to graduate who has just emerged from the womb. Explain selections :

Him - "Oh, I'd never been through that"

Me - "Interesting choice to question it then if you've never done it".

Him - "It is, hey!"

[JK]

Lad in year 8 currently texting me (complete with pictures) about how uncomfortable he is doing Sex Ed. in class

[Booney]

Lad in year 8 currently texting me (complete with pictures) about how uncomfortable he is doing Sex Ed. in class

[Pseudo]

Lad in year 8 currently texting me (complete with pictures) about how uncomfortable he is doing Sex Ed. in class

Message back some questions for him to ask.

"Miss, what's a rimjob?"

[Jim05]

[Corona Man]

The Euro cricket league….. Maximoooo!

[locky801]

The Euro cricket league….. Maximoooo!

Great night time entertainment, some absolute classics on there, reckon we could form a team from this site and be more than competative

[Dutchy]

watching the stream of the junior games at Noarlunga today, wind was next level