Things that make you laugh

[Pseudo]

Another Northpark shopping centre nugget of gold…
Woman has reverse parked up against the gutter next to the main building, no problem so far. Leans trolley against safety bollard, loads shopping into boot & leaves trolley even though trolley bar is 2 parks away. Young lad walks past & suggests she puts it back properly as the wind may blow the trolley into other parked cars. She tell him to mind his own f#cking business, gets in her car. He grabs trolley and wheels it into the back of her car, really hard.
She gets out in a rage but he’s off & gone, she had no hope

The Northpark crims can't even stage a ram-raid properly...
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-05-08/ ... /101047606

[tipper]

some of the North Adelaide players came out to train with the para hills juniours last night, which i thought was pretty good, a couple with each team that was out last night. the kids seemed to enjoy their help too, helped get the lad pumped for his 50th game this weekend.

what makes me laugh is my boys comments afterwards. i asked him what their names were and he told me, but followed it with, one looked like he was in his 20's, and the other in his 30's.

sorry Mack and Zane, but one of you must look way older than your years to a 9 year old

[locky801]

Wedgie using Mrs Wedgies COVID as an excuse to get out on a pub crawl

[Dutchy]

Heading down South Rd this arvo at 5.30pm heading to McLaren vale for a few gins and dinner at Never Never - we get to outside the Emu Hotel and have to slam on the brakes as 2 ice heads are slugging it out on the road!

[Footy Chick]

Heading down South Rd this arvo at 5.30pm heading to McLaren vale for a few gins and dinner at Never Never - we get to outside the Emu Hotel and have to slam on the brakes as 2 ice heads are slugging it out on the road!

Pfft, they would've been worth 10 points each

[Wedgie]

Always take the Expressway to avoid the slums even if you have to go backwards first.

[Dutchy]

Always take the Expressway to avoid the slums even if you have to go backwards first.

have to avoid the rocks being thrown from the bridges tho

[Wedgie]

Always take the Expressway to avoid the slums even if you have to go backwards first.

have to avoid the rocks being thrown from the bridges tho

True, scrap that then, just don't go south of Darlington.
I play it really safe and don't go south of the airport.

[Spargo]

Heading down South Rd this arvo at 5.30pm heading to McLaren vale for a few gins and dinner at Never Never - we get to outside the Emu Hotel and have to slam on the brakes as 2 ice heads are slugging it out on the road!

I did about 18 months at the Emu years ago, some of the stories I could tell.
Different breed down there…

[mighty_tiger_79]

Heading down South Rd this arvo at 5.30pm heading to McLaren vale for a few gins and dinner at Never Never - we get to outside the Emu Hotel and have to slam on the brakes as 2 ice heads are slugging it out on the road!

I did about 18 months at the Emu years ago, some of the stories I could tell.
Different breed down there…

They are, it's eye opening down here.
Thank Allah I was born and mainly raised in the western suburbs

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[Wedgie]

Mentions of the Emu still bring a tear to the eye, damn I used to have some great Friday nights down at the old Morphy in the late 80s/early 90s.

[Brodlach]

When people try to make you look bad because they made a mistake but you produce a message instantly that proves them wrong and makes them look like a fool.

[Armchair expert]

Getting the cold shoulder from my neighbour, guess she didn't like me using 3L of roundup on her weeds

[MW]

Getting the cold shoulder from my neighbour, guess she didn't like me using 3L of roundup on her weeds

Mine is giving me the cold shoulder also...might be cause I cut down the f..king enormous tree on our border and she's lost all her driveway shade.

[gazzamagoo]

The way Albanese talks.
Seriously Labor, this is the best you've got?

[Lightning McQueen]

Getting the cold shoulder from my neighbour, guess she didn't like me using 3L of roundup on her weeds

Mine is giving me the cold shoulder also...might be cause I cut down the f..king enormous tree on our border and she's lost all her driveway shade.

Mine too, my stupid phone rang when I was outside of her bedroom window.

[Armchair expert]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AFL/comments/u ... &context=3[flash=][/flash]

Can't work out how to embed the link but made me laugh

[The Dark Knight]

The video of Scomo playing soccer with kids and slipping and falling over and into one of them. That bloke continues to provide us with comical relief!

[Lightning McQueen]

The video of Scomo playing soccer with kids and slipping and falling over and into one of them. That bloke continues to provide us with comical relief!

The dude looked like a 1986 Atari character moving side to side while he was playing.

[Booney]

Mrs Boon on her tapentadol after her sinus surgery on Monday. Baked 20 minutes after she takes them.