Things that make you laugh

[Dutchy]

That sounds like its from your employers end LM, check with your payroll

[Lightning McQueen]

That sounds like its from your employers end LM, check with your payroll

I have mate, the bank definitely split it when I took the loan out.

I have other splits that work does, I have my pay go to 3 different accounts and it's clearly stated on my payslips, head office have also checked it out for me.

[Dutchy]

That sounds like its from your employers end LM, check with your payroll

I have mate, the bank definitely split it when I took the loan out.

I have other splits that work does, I have my pay go to 3 different accounts and it's clearly stated on my payslips, head office have also checked it out for me.

Weird one then, the $219 doesn't show on your payslip?

[Lightning McQueen]

That sounds like its from your employers end LM, check with your payroll

I have mate, the bank definitely split it when I took the loan out.

I have other splits that work does, I have my pay go to 3 different accounts and it's clearly stated on my payslips, head office have also checked it out for me.

Weird one then, the $219 doesn't show on your payslip?

Nope.

I've $100 go into one account with another bank.
$200 into a 2nd account with PCCU and then the balance into my main account with PCCU, and it all is detailed on my payslip. I even screenshot and emailed it to them.

[cracka]

Poor guys been shot

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CcDPcOGD ... MyMTA2M2Y=

[Lightning McQueen]

Weird one then, the $219 doesn't show on your payslip?

They have just sent me an email admitting fault and assuring me that it will be rectified for my next pay cycle.

[Dutchy]

Weird one then, the $219 doesn't show on your payslip?

They have just sent me an email admitting fault and assuring me that it will be rectified for my next pay cycle.

The bank?

[Lightning McQueen]

Weird one then, the $219 doesn't show on your payslip?

They have just sent me an email admitting fault and assuring me that it will be rectified for my next pay cycle.

The bank?

Yeah.

[Booney]

https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/entertai ... 957fcaa424

Imagine the egos in that room.

[Jimmy_041]

LQ trying to blame chocolate

Waking up around 4am to something sticking to my back, somehow I had gone to sleep and there were two Lindt chocolates on my bed.

Needless to say they had squashed and smeared over my quilt, sheets and even got through to the protector, 4:15am I am scrubbing it all for a quick soak then a wash cycle before heading off to work.

WAFDH.

[Lightning McQueen]

LQ trying to blame chocolate

Waking up around 4am to something sticking to my back, somehow I had gone to sleep and there were two Lindt chocolates on my bed.

Needless to say they had squashed and smeared over my quilt, sheets and even got through to the protector, 4:15am I am scrubbing it all for a quick soak then a wash cycle before heading off to work.

WAFDH.

I thought Bill from number 23 must've broken in again.

[mickey]

@Pseudo

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[Footy Chick]

@Pseudo

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bad luck @@Pseudo

[Jimmy_041]

@Pseudo

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Stop making us vote for dickheads then

[Jimmy_041]

[Lightning McQueen]

Dude limping around at work walking like a 96 year old with a busted hip.

I ask him "what's up with you mate?"

"Footy on the weekend, I think I've busted a collarbone".

[The Bedge]

Dude limping around at work walking like a 96 year old with a busted hip.

I ask him "what's up with you mate?"

"Footy on the weekend, I think I've busted a collarbone".

"Your ankle bones connected to you.. Knee bone! Your knee bones connected to your.. Collarbaone!.."

[Lightning McQueen]

Been training my new employee over the last week and thought I'd get her familiar with some of her major customers that she'll be working with closely.

We go to do an introductory email and she asks "Do you want me to start it off with what are you wearing?"

Perhaps she's spent too much time with me already.

[DOC]

Perhaps. Did she get any trifecta's at the pub last night?

[Pseudo]

Another Northpark shopping centre nugget of gold…
Woman has reverse parked up against the gutter next to the main building, no problem so far. Leans trolley against safety bollard, loads shopping into boot & leaves trolley even though trolley bar is 2 parks away. Young lad walks past & suggests she puts it back properly as the wind may blow the trolley into other parked cars. She tell him to mind his own f#cking business, gets in her car. He grabs trolley and wheels it into the back of her car, really hard.
She gets out in a rage but he’s off & gone, she had no hope

The Northpark crims can't even stage a ram-raid properly...
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-05-08/ ... /101047606