Things that give you the sh1ts

[Lightning McQueen]

Do you know what the definition of relative humidity is?

It's the sweat dripping off your brow as you do your sister in law, wondering if the wife is going to catch you.

You must of been at DW's house.

[Footy Chick]

Do you know what the definition of relative humidity is?

It's the sweat dripping off your brow as you do your sister in law, wondering if the wife is going to catch you.

You must of been at DW's house.

Why do you say that? Doesn't he have air conditioning or something?

[mickey]

Oh, and bloody helicopter circling around after some piece of shit leading the the po po on a high speed chase from around 3:30 this morning. Didn't get back to sleep....bet that prick got some Maccas for breakfast and a sleep in until the magistrate was ready to wipe his nose and give him a soothing cuddle before giving him a ride home.

I know in the Port lock up they used to get subway breakfasts provided

[Pseudo]

Oh, and bloody helicopter circling around after some piece of shit leading the the po po on a high speed chase from around 3:30 this morning. Didn't get back to sleep....bet that prick got some Maccas for breakfast and a sleep in until the magistrate was ready to wipe his nose and give him a soothing cuddle before giving him a ride home.

I know in the Port lock up they used to get subway breakfasts provided

What were you in for?

[RustyCage]

The best meal some of them would have had for months!

[mighty_tiger_79]

Oh, and bloody helicopter circling around after some piece of shit leading the the po po on a high speed chase from around 3:30 this morning. Didn't get back to sleep....bet that prick got some Maccas for breakfast and a sleep in until the magistrate was ready to wipe his nose and give him a soothing cuddle before giving him a ride home.

I know in the Port lock up they used to get subway breakfasts provided

What were you in for?

And Maccas

[PatowalongaPirate]

Oh, and bloody helicopter circling around after some piece of shit leading the the po po on a high speed chase from around 3:30 this morning. Didn't get back to sleep....bet that prick got some Maccas for breakfast and a sleep in until the magistrate was ready to wipe his nose and give him a soothing cuddle before giving him a ride home.

I know in the Port lock up they used to get subway breakfasts provided

What were you in for?

And Maccas

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[Magellan]

until the magistrate was ready to wipe his nose and give him a soothing cuddle before giving him a ride home.

Didn't think that Peter Liddy was still a magistrate.

[helicopterking]

Traffic in Adelaide is getting a lot worse. 2.30pm and Tapleys Hill, Marion Rd and South Rd clogged up.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Traffic in Adelaide is getting a lot worse. 2.30pm and Tapleys Hill, Marion Rd and South Rd clogged up.

Roadworks on Tapleys, front of airport

[JK]

Traffic in Adelaide is getting a lot worse. 2.30pm and Tapleys Hill, Marion Rd and South Rd clogged up.

Roadworks on Tapleys, front of airport

Will be quicker to list the places that don't have roadworks I'd say mate

[Spargo]

Has there been any time at all in the last 5 years, where there has been no roadworks on f#cking West Tce?
Can someone name me a single week? Just f#cking one?? Surely they're taking the p1ss...

[bennymacca]

I like roadworks, it means they are doing things. Granted, it should have been done years ago but at least it is happening

[stan]

City of road works my friends.

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[mighty_tiger_79]

I like roadworks, it means they are doing things. Granted, it should have been done years ago but at least it is happening

Aaaahhhhhh, see, they have you conned into thinking there is progress when in actual fact it really isn't....

[Footy Chick]

I like roadworks, it means they are doing things. Granted, it should have been done years ago but at least it is happening

Aaaahhhhhh, see, they have you conned into thinking there is progress when in actual fact it really isn't....

Yes, prime example now being the Sudholz/NE Rd intersection. The right lane is slower now, than it was when you could turn right there.

I finally got smart and didn't bother with the turn left to turn right thing - straight ahead and cut through Hogs carpark or Petbarn, wherever there is no traffic

Example of good roadworks - Park Terrace/Prospect Rd out front of Blackfriars oval - merging no longer required, now 3 lanes, woo hoo!

[bennymacca]

I like roadworks, it means they are doing things. Granted, it should have been done years ago but at least it is happening

Aaaahhhhhh, see, they have you conned into thinking there is progress when in actual fact it really isn't....

Ah so the northern expressway is just rubbish is it?

south road in a few years time will be the same as it always has will it?

[Jim05]

Shane Warne, just STFU you attention seeking gong beater

[mighty_tiger_79]

I like roadworks, it means they are doing things. Granted, it should have been done years ago but at least it is happening

Aaaahhhhhh, see, they have you conned into thinking there is progress when in actual fact it really isn't....

Ah so the northern expressway is just rubbish is it?

south road in a few years time will be the same as it always has will it?

Therein lies an issue.

Let's do one job at a time on budget and on time

But no....let's do everything all at once and cause havoc by being over budget and way over time

[carey]

I like roadworks, it means they are doing things. Granted, it should have been done years ago but at least it is happening

If anyone in this world would like road works, BennyMacca would've been my first pick! Lol