Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Feb 08, 2016 2:41 pm

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I was wondering where you were, I nearly cooled you.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Feb 08, 2016 2:43 pm

Do you know what the definition of relative humidity is?

It's the sweat dripping off your brow as you do your sister in law, wondering if the wife is going to catch you.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Feb 08, 2016 2:51 pm

Booney wrote:Do you know what the definition of relative humidity is?

It's the sweat dripping off your brow as you do your sister in law, wondering if the wife is going to catch you.

You must of been at DW's house.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Mon Feb 08, 2016 4:14 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:Do you know what the definition of relative humidity is?

It's the sweat dripping off your brow as you do your sister in law, wondering if the wife is going to catch you.

You must of been at DW's house.


Why do you say that? Doesn't he have air conditioning or something?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mickey » Mon Feb 08, 2016 7:49 pm

Booney wrote:Oh, and bloody helicopter circling around after some piece of shit leading the the po po on a high speed chase from around 3:30 this morning. Didn't get back to sleep....bet that prick got some Maccas for breakfast and a sleep in until the magistrate was ready to wipe his nose and give him a soothing cuddle before giving him a ride home.


I know in the Port lock up they used to get subway breakfasts provided
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Mon Feb 08, 2016 8:42 pm

mickey wrote:
Booney wrote:Oh, and bloody helicopter circling around after some piece of shit leading the the po po on a high speed chase from around 3:30 this morning. Didn't get back to sleep....bet that prick got some Maccas for breakfast and a sleep in until the magistrate was ready to wipe his nose and give him a soothing cuddle before giving him a ride home.


I know in the Port lock up they used to get subway breakfasts provided


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RustyCage » Mon Feb 08, 2016 8:52 pm

The best meal some of them would have had for months!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Feb 08, 2016 9:37 pm

Pseudo wrote:
mickey wrote:
Booney wrote:Oh, and bloody helicopter circling around after some piece of shit leading the the po po on a high speed chase from around 3:30 this morning. Didn't get back to sleep....bet that prick got some Maccas for breakfast and a sleep in until the magistrate was ready to wipe his nose and give him a soothing cuddle before giving him a ride home.


I know in the Port lock up they used to get subway breakfasts provided


What were you in for? :D


And Maccas
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby PatowalongaPirate » Mon Feb 08, 2016 11:20 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
mickey wrote:
Booney wrote:Oh, and bloody helicopter circling around after some piece of shit leading the the po po on a high speed chase from around 3:30 this morning. Didn't get back to sleep....bet that prick got some Maccas for breakfast and a sleep in until the magistrate was ready to wipe his nose and give him a soothing cuddle before giving him a ride home.


I know in the Port lock up they used to get subway breakfasts provided


What were you in for? :D


And Maccas


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Tue Feb 09, 2016 11:06 am

Booney wrote:until the magistrate was ready to wipe his nose and give him a soothing cuddle before giving him a ride home.

Didn't think that Peter Liddy was still a magistrate.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby helicopterking » Tue Feb 09, 2016 2:58 pm

Traffic in Adelaide is getting a lot worse. 2.30pm and Tapleys Hill, Marion Rd and South Rd clogged up.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Tue Feb 09, 2016 3:09 pm

helicopterking wrote:Traffic in Adelaide is getting a lot worse. 2.30pm and Tapleys Hill, Marion Rd and South Rd clogged up.

Roadworks on Tapleys, front of airport
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Tue Feb 09, 2016 3:28 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
helicopterking wrote:Traffic in Adelaide is getting a lot worse. 2.30pm and Tapleys Hill, Marion Rd and South Rd clogged up.

Roadworks on Tapleys, front of airport


Will be quicker to list the places that don't have roadworks I'd say mate
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Tue Feb 09, 2016 3:31 pm

Has there been any time at all in the last 5 years, where there has been no roadworks on f#cking West Tce?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby bennymacca » Tue Feb 09, 2016 3:45 pm

I like roadworks, it means they are doing things. Granted, it should have been done years ago but at least it is happening
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby stan » Tue Feb 09, 2016 3:47 pm

City of road works my friends.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Tue Feb 09, 2016 3:55 pm

bennymacca wrote:I like roadworks, it means they are doing things. Granted, it should have been done years ago but at least it is happening


Aaaahhhhhh, see, they have you conned into thinking there is progress when in actual fact it really isn't....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Feb 09, 2016 4:11 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
bennymacca wrote:I like roadworks, it means they are doing things. Granted, it should have been done years ago but at least it is happening


Aaaahhhhhh, see, they have you conned into thinking there is progress when in actual fact it really isn't....


Yes, prime example now being the Sudholz/NE Rd intersection. The right lane is slower now, than it was when you could turn right there.

I finally got smart and didn't bother with the turn left to turn right thing - straight ahead and cut through Hogs carpark or Petbarn, wherever there is no traffic 8)

Example of good roadworks - Park Terrace/Prospect Rd out front of Blackfriars oval - merging no longer required, now 3 lanes, woo hoo!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby bennymacca » Tue Feb 09, 2016 5:11 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
bennymacca wrote:I like roadworks, it means they are doing things. Granted, it should have been done years ago but at least it is happening


Aaaahhhhhh, see, they have you conned into thinking there is progress when in actual fact it really isn't....


Ah so the northern expressway is just rubbish is it?

south road in a few years time will be the same as it always has will it?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jim05 » Tue Feb 09, 2016 6:38 pm

Shane Warne, just STFU you attention seeking gong beater
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