An elderly couple is vacationing in DALLAS TEXAS. MAL always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.
Upon arriving home, MAL walks into their room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different, MRS MAL?" MAL'S wife looks him over, "Nope." MAL says excitedly, "Come on, honey, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?" MAL'S wife looks again, "Nope."
Frustrated, MAL storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again, LMAL asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT?" MAL'S wife looks up and says, "MAL, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, MAL yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, HONEY? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!"
To which MRS MAL replies, "SHOULDA BOUGHT A HAT MAL SHOULDA BOUGHT A HAT!!!!!!"

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