Hardly "recruiting" Yank Man. Just mates coming out to have a kick together again. And despite your best efforts to deflect any attention brought to it, we all know who the side to beat is

Your boys are a very well drilled unit and solid all over the park, I would call it an upset if we get the better of you this weekend, especially on your home deck.
Bigshow, I thought your boys played very well on Saturday and really had us on the ropes. Really proud of the way our lads responded, and as you said Mounty definitely lead the way. Most of the game was played in good spirits, excluding a couple of minor incidents. But all in all a good hard contest.
Unfortunately, the day was marred by a certain slightly intoxicated gentleman (and I use the terms "slightly" and "gentleman" very loosely) strolling into our changerooms after the game telling us next time, when he plays, you are going to smash us and that we are f@*king shit. When politely told that if that's all he had to say he should leave. He proceeded to tell me that I had a target on my back and that I was most certainly f@*ked and he would indeed be smashing me on our next encounter. This prompted me to not-so-politely tell him to get out of the changerooms. Luckily cooler heads than mine were present, whom further politely encouraged him to please leave. After a few more minutes of him yelling about how we were shit they eventually got him out the door. Unbelievably he continued to refuse to leave the front of the changerooms and even sharply shoved one of our players (who had only calmly been trying to get him out of there) in the chest. Luckily, a couple of your guys showed up and got him to settle down and leave.
I realise you probably don't condone this sort of behaviour, but this reflects VERY badly on your club. This guy was an absolute disgrace and if you want to improve your club going forward, I would keep this guy as far away from it as possible. As I said, unfortunate, but has left a very sour taste to what was otherwise a good day of footy.