Things that give you the sh1ts

[smac]

Tinfoil hat getting a little tight?

[Big Phil]

Being stuck in a Customer Lounge for an hour longer than what I was told for my car to be serviced

[White Line Fever]

Choosing a pasta with spicy sausages for lunch then sh!tting liquid out one hour later...

[Alaska]

Choosing a pasta with spicy sausages for lunch then sh!tting liquid out one hour later...

You are in Town now WLF aren’t you?
Name and shame as I do not want to go there.

[HH3]

The days work drying up, and having to sit here watching Youtube videos and reading video game reviews for the last 3 hours. I know it doesnt sound that bad, but its made time stand still and now Im craving some time on the Playstation...

[The Dark Knight]

People who create and event on facebook and planning one or two weeks in advance for a group of friends to go down to the local, have a few (or alot of) bevvies, have a chat and spend some time with your group of old friends. We're in our early 20s FFS, surely it isn't hard to decide whether you're going out on the weekend or not, it's a split second decision, a yes or no answer if you are or not. I'm not going out because of footy tomorrow but usually organising to go out or not between my mates and myself it takes a minute long phone call or 3 or 4 short text messages on the day asking around who wants to go out, what time and where we'll meet up first.

[Squids]

Falling into West Lakes this morning.

[tipper]

Being stuck in a Customer Lounge for an hour longer than what I was told for my car to be serviced

haha, reminds me of the time i got my car serviced at a rather large dealership. i got back a bit early so sat down in the customer lounge. shortly after i saw/heard my car leave the service bay at a rather large rate of knotts (was a mildly modified commodore), just as my mobile rang to tell me it was ready.

the look on the service managers face as he hung up the phone and realised i was already standing in front of him, and we could still hear my car as it was not exactly being driven sedately was priceless.....him "um, ah, it has just gone out to be washed" me, "be sure he gets all the rubber out from under the guards then hey". last time i took it there.

[Hefty]

What goes through some people's minds??!!!

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/more-n ... 6360245397

[White Line Fever]

Choosing a pasta with spicy sausages for lunch then sh!tting liquid out one hour later...

You are in Town now WLF aren’t you?
Name and shame as I do not want to go there.

Adelaide Uni union house cafeteria.
Normally great just not today.

[White Line Fever]

Falling into West Lakes this morning.

Haha elaborate

[Ian]

Being stuck in a Customer Lounge for an hour longer than what I was told for my car to be serviced

haha, reminds me of the time i got my car serviced at a rather large dealership. i got back a bit early so sat down in the customer lounge. shortly after i saw/heard my car leave the service bay at a rather large rate of knotts (was a mildly modified commodore), just as my mobile rang to tell me it was ready.

the look on the service managers face as he hung up the phone and realised i was already standing in front of him, and we could still hear my car as it was not exactly being driven sedately was priceless.....him "um, ah, it has just gone out to be washed" me, "be sure he gets all the rubber out from under the guards then hey". last time i took it there.

I would have made sure the service was a "complimentary" one, they would not have been game to charge if you had pushed hard enough

[Ian]

Falling into West Lakes this morning.

Haha elaborate

Yes please!

[heater31]

Falling into West Lakes this morning.

Tripped over a tentacle....

[Ian]

Falling into West Lakes this morning.

Tripped over a tentacle....

Without my glasses on I thought that said "testicle"

[Bum Crack]

AFL umpires

[southee]

AFL umpires

Terrible !!! But it was collingwood .... Protected species!!

[Rik E Boy]

AFL umpires

Terrible !!! But it was collingwood .... Protected species!!

Don't blame the umps. It was our boys who couldn't kick straight. It was our boys who couldn't execute a tackle, mark the football, hit a target or win the contested footy. If Swanny didn't go down we would have lost by five goals. The best team on the night got the four points.

regards,

REB

[ORDoubleBlues]

A big raspberry to the Advertiser who Thursday week ago had an article about the pioneer women's walk - from Hahndorf to Beaumont house - being held on Sunday May 12th and so a few of us have rocked up there just before the designated start time and were surprised to find no organisers there and sure enough we've rang them up and they told us "No, it was last Sunday, the Advertiser completely stuffed it up".

[The Sleeping Giant]

That's women for you