Things that give you the sh1ts

[Johno6]

Oh I missed his post

What did he say

lol, it went over my head too, thought he was shitted off at the bloke's post above him

Lol same. I was wondering why the guys volume knob comment annoyed him

[Wedgie]

Lifting weights fine for a month and even managing a bit of jogging without hurting myself in any way and then throwing my back out this morning trying to fix an out blown umbrella.

[HH3]

First day back at work after 6 days of annual leave.

[Hefty]

Spilling my morning brew all over my keyboard.....

[OnSong]

Spilling my morning brew all over my keyboard.....

Yeah, "morning brew". Riiiiiight.

[carey]

My Inlaws.

Fair dinkum I'm at wits end

[whufc]

My Inlaws.

Fair dinkum I'm at wits end

Let me guess, sport is to important to you and you spend to much time at the footy etc etc. In summer its cricket in winter its football la la la la

[carey]

Mate i heard that nearly word for word this morning along with every other morning.

What makes it worse is that were at her parents farm so not only have i got her dad pi$$ed at me for not playing footy out here anymore I've got her stupid mother telling me i spend to much time with sport and not enough with the family.

[Caramels]

Insurance companies of every type.....ba$tard$!

[tipper]

Mate i heard that nearly word for word this morning along with every other morning.

What makes it worse is that were at her parents farm so not only have i got her dad pi$$ed at me for not playing footy out here anymore I've got her stupid mother telling me i spend to much time with sport and not enough with the family.

lol, i love it when inlaws do that, its not like you guys didnt meet through sport is it! i can understand their point a little more if you were a sudden convert to watching/playing sport (as a means to get away from them) but you were into footy etc long before you guys hooked up.

unfortunately most inlaws seem to be the same. i was a fat drunk before my wedding, i dont see why they think i should change after!

[OnSong]

Mate i heard that nearly word for word this morning along with every other morning.

What makes it worse is that were at her parents farm so not only have i got her dad pi$$ed at me for not playing footy out here anymore I've got her stupid mother telling me i spend to much time with sport and not enough with the family.

Have you had the sentence "You're not married to your mates" used against you yet? It's a classic my mum taught my missus. Bitches be crazy.

[tipper]

but then the response could be "but thats why i like my mates...." followed by a quick exit, stage right.

[OnSong]

but then the response could be "but thats why i like my mates...." followed by a quick exit, stage right.

Classic. Return of serve, then leg it from the tennis court.

[Johno6]

Mate i heard that nearly word for word this morning along with every other morning.

What makes it worse is that were at her parents farm so not only have i got her dad pi$$ed at me for not playing footy out here anymore I've got her stupid mother telling me i spend to much time with sport and not enough with the family.

any chance our partners are sisters mate?

i got this last night.... while i was watchin rugby... so i didnt hear all of it just tuned in and out

[whufc]

Mate i heard that nearly word for word this morning along with every other morning.

What makes it worse is that were at her parents farm so not only have i got her dad pi$$ed at me for not playing footy out here anymore I've got her stupid mother telling me i spend to much time with sport and not enough with the family.

We are all living the same dream, i even try telling them i dont ever plan on getting involved in coaching/administration etc etc so i only have 2-3 playing years left due to injuries and then 50 years of not playing they just dont get it though.

To them sport is just men running around getting injured chasing a stupid ball.

Instead i should be walking around the shops looking at stuff we are not buying making ourselves feel depressed that we cant get it.

[tipper]

Mate i heard that nearly word for word this morning along with every other morning.

What makes it worse is that were at her parents farm so not only have i got her dad pi$$ed at me for not playing footy out here anymore I've got her stupid mother telling me i spend to much time with sport and not enough with the family.

We are all living the same dream, i even try telling them i dont ever plan on getting involved in coaching/administration etc etc so i only have 2-3 playing years left due to injuries and then 50 years of not playing they just dont get it though.

To them sport is just men running around getting injured chasing a stupid ball.

Instead i should be walking around the shops looking at stuff we are not buying making ourselves feel depressed that we cant get it.

i think all our missus must be related, although i definitely dont play anymore.

we spent a long weekend in Sydney in January. 4 days walking around shopping. my wife and her friend just didnt understand when the i said that it wasnt my idea of good a weekend away in Sydney. and they definitely didnt like my idea of a trip to kings cross for some entertainment.

[whufc]

Mate i heard that nearly word for word this morning along with every other morning.

What makes it worse is that were at her parents farm so not only have i got her dad pi$$ed at me for not playing footy out here anymore I've got her stupid mother telling me i spend to much time with sport and not enough with the family.

We are all living the same dream, i even try telling them i dont ever plan on getting involved in coaching/administration etc etc so i only have 2-3 playing years left due to injuries and then 50 years of not playing they just dont get it though.

To them sport is just men running around getting injured chasing a stupid ball.

Instead i should be walking around the shops looking at stuff we are not buying making ourselves feel depressed that we cant get it.

i think all our missus must be related, although i definitely dont play anymore.

we spent a long weekend in Sydney in January. 4 days walking around shopping. my wife and her friend just didnt understand when the i said that it wasnt my idea of good a weekend away in Sydney. and they definitely didnt like my idea of a trip to kings cross for some entertainment.

yep dont try telling my wife that the book the "Power of One" is a greater read than the latest K-Mart catalogue, she wont have a bar of it.

[mickey]

yep dont try telling my wife that the book the "Power of One" is a greater read than the latest K-Mart catalogue, she wont have a bar of it.

It's not as good as a bras n things catalogue though

[Lightning McQueen]

yep dont try telling my wife that the book the "Power of One" is a greater read than the latest K-Mart catalogue, she wont have a bar of it.

It's not as good as a bras n things catalogue though

[carey]

Mate i heard that nearly word for word this morning along with every other morning.

What makes it worse is that were at her parents farm so not only have i got her dad pi$$ed at me for not playing footy out here anymore I've got her stupid mother telling me i spend to much time with sport and not enough with the family.

Have you had the sentence "You're not married to your mates" used against you yet? It's a classic my mum taught my missus. Bitches be crazy.

Very close to it mate i got the old 'you should've married the footy club'