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by **Wedgie** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:05 am

It gives me the shits that Johno isnt a bookmaker. :lol:

by **Johno6** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:08 am

Wedgie wrote:It gives me the shits that Johno isnt a bookmaker.

haha,
if you spend $10 with me and only won $9 back then id be happy.... we both win......

by **Wedgie** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:10 am

Johno6 wrote:
Wedgie wrote:It gives me the shits that Johno isnt a bookmaker.

haha,
if you spend $10 with me and only won $9 back then id be happy.... we both win......

If you thought that dropping a dollar is a win then with your skill in mathematics I'd make thousands out of you before you went bankrupt. There'd be one winner but it wouldnt be you! :lol:

by **Johno6** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:12 am

that was sarcasm wedgie.....

my point wasnt that he made a profit, its that he won money back.

by **Wedgie** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:14 am

I could imagine this.
Johno goes home to the wife after a day at the races.
"Darling. Ive got good news and Ive got bad news"
"The good news is I won money today. The bad news is there is a thousand less dollars in our bank account."
Wife: "You spanker!"
:lol:

by **Johno6** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:14 am

holy **** did a sarcastic comment get blown out of proportion......

some people take the internet way too seriously....

by **Johno6** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:14 am

Wedgie wrote:I could imagine this.
Johno goes home to the wife after a day at the races.
"Darling. Ive got good news and Ive got bad news"
"The good news is I won money today. The bad news is there is a thousand less dollars in our bank account."
Wife: "You spanker!"

that post is totally and utterly **** stupid mate........ i dont have a wife

by **OnSong** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:15 am

Johno6 wrote:that was sarcasm wedgie.....

my point wasnt that he made a profit, its that he won money back.

Kind of like getting $19 back when going $10 each way on a horse. Not too bad.

by **Johno6** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:16 am

OnSong wrote:
Johno6 wrote:that was sarcasm wedgie.....

my point wasnt that he made a profit, its that he won money back.

Kind of like getting $19 back when going $10 each way on a horse. Not too bad.

haha just means you have $19 to spend on the next horse then......

by **Wedgie** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:16 am

Ill give you a dollar for using the word spanker. That way you can come out even and I have a great name for my next dog!
:lol:

by **Johno6** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:17 am

LMAO!

so i spent nothing... u gave me $1 for free..... dammit another loss!

by **Media Park** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 12:30 pm

I agree with redandblack.

by **GWW** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 12:39 pm

story of my life wrote:spending $10.95 on my usual 17 game easi pick for saturday X lotto and getting back $9.50

From memory the Lotteries Commission brought in a new division about 6 months ago, where they're paying where they previously weren't (not sure if perhaps its 3 numbers or something like that). So although your return didn't cover the cost of the ticket, 9 months or so ago you wouldn't have won anything at all.

by **Booney** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 12:51 pm

Families and bust ups before Christmas.

Should make for an interesting Christmas Day. :roll:

Wonder how much beer I can drink for breakfast so I don't get involved?

by **Media Park** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:00 pm

Booney wrote:Families and bust ups before Christmas.

Should make for an interesting Christmas Day. Wonder how much beer I can drink for breakfast so I don't get involved?

That's my favorite tradition as well!

by **The Sleeping Giant** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:08 pm

Booney wrote:Families and bust ups before Christmas.

Should make for an interesting Christmas Day. Wonder how much beer I can drink for breakfast so I don't get involved?

As your interwebs advisor, I would recommend a sober day.

by **Booney** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:25 pm

The Sleeping Giant wrote:
Booney wrote:Families and bust ups before Christmas.

Should make for an interesting Christmas Day. Wonder how much beer I can drink for breakfast so I don't get involved?

As your interwebs advisor, I would recommend a sober day.

What if I dont go to the family gathering and just go to a mates place instead?

by **The Sleeping Giant** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:30 pm

Then get on it......hard.

by Q. » Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:01 pm

Negotiated a new phone plan for a Samsung GS2 with a sales manager. Talked my way into a 12-month contract that cut the handset repayments in half and waved the upgrade free. Was bloody chuffed until it was transferred to the accounts bloke to formalise it, but who then ****** up the details, couldn't get the sales manager back on the phone, and then told me I'd have to go into a store to re-negotiate.

I lost my shit.

by **Media Park** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:05 pm

Quichey wrote:I lost my shit.

I know some people that don't lose it often, but when they do, it is a sight... Are you one of these?

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