Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Mic » Wed Nov 16, 2011 8:24 pm

valleys07 wrote:Going to public restrooms to find a massive #2 sitting at the bottom of the bowl.......seriously people, how !@#$%^* hard is it to press the flush button!!!


I've never understood how this happens and there is no toilet paper in the bowl with it. :?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Media Park » Wed Nov 16, 2011 8:28 pm

Mic wrote:
valleys07 wrote:Going to public restrooms to find a massive #2 sitting at the bottom of the bowl.......seriously people, how !@#$%^* hard is it to press the flush button!!!


I've never understood how this happens and there is no toilet paper in the bowl with it. :?

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:14 pm

The amount of reality shows on tv
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Thu Nov 17, 2011 8:15 am

Johno6 wrote:The amount of reality shows on tv


For some time I have stopped thinking of them or watching them with "reality" in mind.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mal » Thu Nov 17, 2011 6:46 pm

Im driving from Croydon Park to Salisbury East
Leave 2-40 , to arrive at 3-15

I get to the corner of South and Regency heading east
There is a multitide of cars banked up at those lights because of roadworks
So I turn left knowing fool well that South and Grand Junction has been slow for about a year now
And slow it was again

I get on the Northern Freeway
As I get to the bridge over Port Wakefield Road, and to across from Mawson Lakes, the traffic is banked up
It takes me 10 minutes to get to the Hungry Jacks intersection, roadworks
I want to turn right and sneak thru Mawson Lakes to Main North Road
But it was about a 3-4 light change

So I go up Salisbury Highway
Time is now 3-07, I might with all the luck get to Salisbury East just after 3-15
I turn tight at Kings Road, hoping go get pass the Train crossing
And Guess what
Roadworks on Kings Road
More delays
Eventually I get to Main North Road
And get to Salisbury East at 3-30

And what gave me the shits
Not the roadworks on South Road
Not the roadworks at Mawson Lakes
Yes the roadworks at Kings Road Parafield Gardens
It would be nice IF possible not to have 2 lots of roadworks in the same areas in close proximity
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Media Park » Thu Nov 17, 2011 6:55 pm

The amount of pre-game garbage before the Test starts... :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby GWW » Thu Nov 17, 2011 7:02 pm

Why dont you turn it onto the station showing the cricket, just before the game starts then.

The pre game stuff doesnt actually influence when the game starts, its just something shown in the lead up to the game, by Foxtel.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Media Park » Thu Nov 17, 2011 7:28 pm

GWW wrote:Why dont you turn it onto the station showing the cricket, just before the game starts then.

The pre game stuff doesnt actually influence when the game starts, its just something shown in the lead up to the game, by Foxtel.

It was either that, or the garbage the missus wanted to watch... :oops:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Q. » Fri Nov 18, 2011 8:32 am

The gushing over Obama.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Fri Nov 18, 2011 8:34 am

The gully gusher?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Q. » Fri Nov 18, 2011 8:36 am

Johno6 wrote:The gully gusher?


They still have that?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Fri Nov 18, 2011 8:59 am

Quichey wrote:The gushing over Obama.



and the gushing over a nursing home fire.

Yes, it's sad but is there really any reason to give special live constant coverage to it channel 9? :roll:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Fri Nov 18, 2011 9:04 am

they were gonna die soon anyway
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Re: Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Fri Nov 18, 2011 9:05 am

Johno6 wrote:they were gonna die soon anyway

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Fri Nov 18, 2011 9:07 am

Johno6 wrote:they were gonna die soon anyway


:lol:

Wasn't quite the line I was taking with that one, more to the point that the same thing could happen in Adelaide and it would barely get a mention.

Plus, it's not like it's a natural disaster affecting thousands or anything - and given that a heap of the patients have alzheimers or dimentia, they don't understand what all the fuss is about - and quite frankly, neither do I.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Fri Nov 18, 2011 9:08 am

sorry... prob isnt written the way i wanted.

but just becuase FC doesnt care doesnt mean other people dont....

i should of used some form of emoticon
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Re: Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Fri Nov 18, 2011 9:09 am

Footy Chick wrote:
Johno6 wrote:they were gonna die soon anyway


:lol:

Wasn't quite the line I was taking with that one, more to the point that the same thing could happen in Adelaide and it would barely get a mention.

Plus, it's not like it's a natural disaster affecting thousands or anything - and given that a heap of the patients have alzheimers or dimentia, they don't understand what all the fuss is about - and quite frankly, neither do I.


Maybe you have alzheimers....... ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Fri Nov 18, 2011 9:09 am

Footy Chick wrote:
Johno6 wrote:they were gonna die soon anyway


:lol:

Wasn't quite the line I was taking with that one, more to the point that the same thing could happen in Adelaide and it would barely get a mention.

Plus, it's not like it's a natural disaster affecting thousands or anything - and given that a heap of the patients have alzheimers or dimentia, they don't understand what all the fuss is about - and quite frankly, neither do I.




ahhh ok but in adelaide nothing every exciting happens.

if it does its front page news here and doesnt get a mention anywhere else


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Fri Nov 18, 2011 9:10 am

so u think they are like that fish off finding nemo, and forget they are being burned every 10 seconds
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:16 am

Johno6 wrote:so u think they are like that fish off finding nemo,



No, that's me :lol:
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