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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Media Park » Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:02 pm

Brucetiki wrote:Watching shows like Airline, watching the way people carry on at airports.


Some people act like tossers, not realising or caring about how serious airline security is.

I went through the metal detector the other week, with four A4 sheets of paper, and my packet of smokes (literally no other possessions), and they stopped me to have an explosives test...

Would have been a perfect opportunity to say "yeah, I rolled a bomb up in a cigarette paper", but I probably would have been mobbed if I had...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brucetiki » Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:16 pm

Media Park wrote:
Brucetiki wrote:Watching shows like Airline, watching the way people carry on at airports.


Some people act like tossers, not realising or caring about how serious airline security is.

I went through the metal detector the other week, with four A4 sheets of paper, and my packet of smokes (literally no other possessions), and they stopped me to have an explosives test...

Would have been a perfect opportunity to say "yeah, I rolled a bomb up in a cigarette paper", but I probably would have been mobbed if I had...


Or how it's an airline's fault that air traffic control's systems are down.

Explosives tests are completely at random. Half the time I've been pulled up I'm not even flying!

There are some simple rules when at an airport people should follow:

1. Get there in plenty of time. Don't wing it at the last minute, then expect the airline to sympathise with you because you don't have any time management skills.

2. If you must drink, do it responsibly.

3. Treat staff the way you want to be treated. Use manners, thank them for their service. They don't want to give you a hard time, many work long hours and the last thing they want is a patron giving them grief over a petty issue.

4. Don't joke about security. Airport security are strict for a reason (though a few I've encountered do have a good sense of humour). Respect it.

5. Watch departure signage like a hawk and listen to any verbal instruction. Sometimes things change, and these are the best ways of finding out - especially when they announce a gate change while you're in the toilet!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Media Park » Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:44 pm

Footy Chick's facebook posts about being unable to log in... :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby A Mum » Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:49 pm

Media Park wrote:Footy Chick's facebook posts about being unable to log in... :lol:


I don't think she's laughing...lol
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Media Park » Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:50 pm

A Mum wrote:
Media Park wrote:Footy Chick's facebook posts about being unable to log in... :lol:


I don't think she's laughing...lol


I'm taking care of it enough for the both of us... :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Thiele » Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:53 pm

Media Park wrote:Footy Chick's facebook posts about being unable to log in... :lol:

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brucetiki » Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:53 pm

Media Park wrote:Footy Chick's facebook posts about being unable to log in... :lol:


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby JAS » Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:55 pm

You better run boys...she's back in :lol: ;)

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby A Mum » Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:56 pm

JAS wrote:You better run boys...she's back in :lol: ;)

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Thiele » Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:57 pm

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Media Park » Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:58 pm

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brucetiki » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:08 pm

ALL HAIL FC :prayer:

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:12 pm

I'm glad you all got a laugh out of it - I was having kittens! :shock: :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:32 am

I took it easy. Had a cigarette and some banana custard waiting for her to come* back in.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Thu Aug 04, 2011 12:19 pm

Media Park wrote:
Brucetiki wrote:Watching shows like Airline, watching the way people carry on at airports.


Some people act like tossers, not realising or caring about how serious airline security is.

I went through the metal detector the other week, with four A4 sheets of paper, and my packet of smokes (literally no other possessions), and they stopped me to have an explosives test...

Would have been a perfect opportunity to say "yeah, I rolled a bomb up in a cigarette paper", but I probably would have been mobbed if I had...


they stop anybody and everybody for a explosives test, and they need to meet a certain quota per hour
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Ash Man » Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:26 pm

typing is it normal in google and seeing the suggestions
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Media Park » Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:54 pm

The Ash Man wrote:typing is it normal in google and seeing the suggestions


How did you find this?

Worry symptoms???
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brodlach » Thu Aug 04, 2011 2:26 pm

Media Park wrote:
The Ash Man wrote:typing is it normal in google and seeing the suggestions


How did you find this?

Worry symptoms???



Nope, he just had his period :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Big Phil » Thu Aug 04, 2011 5:52 pm

The new Durex condom add.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brucetiki » Sat Aug 06, 2011 11:02 pm

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