Things that make you laugh

[fisho mcspaz]

how defensive people on this site get when you say something negative about their side, or dont agree with them or dont rate one of their players.

its classic....

all so touchy!!

Hahaha, ain't that the truth!! Every time I criticise the opposition, someone, without fail, fires back a gem like 'Aldinga are s***' or 'Your team is a disgrace and won't play finals' etc. etc. like 5000 people haven't said the same thing before. When I first started writing on here I was offended, but now I just laugh and stir them up as much as I can, it's great fun!

[brod]

Bunnings Ads during the Mitre 10 sponsored The Block

[fisho mcspaz]

Looking up rude place names on Google Maps.

[Media Park]

Me being a smartass. I'll be referring to myself as a writer come Tuesday...

[GWW]

Me being a smartass. I'll be referring to myself as a writer come Tuesday...

Mills and Boon?

[Media Park]

Me being a smartass. I'll be referring to myself as a writer come Tuesday...

Mills and Boon?

Doing footy reports for the local rag...

[heater31]

Me being a smartass. I'll be referring to myself as a writer come Tuesday...

Mills and Boon?

Doing footy reports for the local rag...

A new egg timer scribe then??

Make sure you get your facts straight....

[Booney]

Me being a smartass. I'll be referring to myself as a writer come Tuesday...

Mills and Boon?

Well, I can only answer for me. I dont know who Mills is, whatya want?

[Media Park]

Me being a smartass. I'll be referring to myself as a writer come Tuesday...

Mills and Boon?

Doing footy reports for the local rag...

A new egg timer scribe then??

Make sure you get your facts straight....

My line has been that at least I'll be AT the game I write about Heater...

[Brucetiki]

Putting up the wrong verse of the new song we sung at Church this morning, resulting in even the singers not knowing what was meant to be sung!

I blame the worship leader for indicating the wrong verse

[RustyCage]

Watching athletics in EuroSport and seeing Tamsyn Manou on the screen. Didn't realise they got married and seeing "Manou" on her chest* looked strange!

Also seeing a left handed javelin thrower, just looked unco!

[Brucetiki]

These conditions in the TSL

[Media Park]

At work, I see all the resumés of the wannabe employees.

These often go on for four or five pages, and look like they've been written by a five year old.

I've had to write up a resumé, going for a new one, and it takes all of my skills to extend it to one full page, and I am likely to **** it in...

Ha!

[Pseudo]

At work, I see all the resumés of the wannabe employees.

These often go on for four or five pages, and look like they've been written by a five year old.

I've had to write up a resumé, going for a new one, and it takes all of my skills to extend it to one full page, and I am likely to **** it in...

Ha!

My CV goes for 4 pages, but the final 2 of those is a list of my publication history. This is pretty much a mandatory inclusion for any academic/research type of job. Otherwise I would agree, short and sweet is better.

[Media Park]

At work, I see all the resumés of the wannabe employees.

These often go on for four or five pages, and look like they've been written by a five year old.

I've had to write up a resumé, going for a new one, and it takes all of my skills to extend it to one full page, and I am likely to **** it in...

Ha!

My CV goes for 4 pages, but the final 2 of those is a list of my publication history. This is pretty much a mandatory inclusion for any academic/research type of job. Otherwise I would agree, short and sweet is better.

It's pretty funny... There's so many resumés I've seen, where someone's best quality is clearly shovelling pilchards (not that there's anything wrong with that), and they're trying to write themselves up as a person with exceptional computer and writing skills, until you see the spelling and grammar errors...
I pick them apart mercilessly... The one's that actually get as far as the manager are not too bad IMO... But they are few and far between...

[CK]

This piece that, if true, would make a few of us blokes think a bit differently about Britney:

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/entertain ... 6098805672

[mickey]

This piece that, if true, would make a few of us blokes think a bit differently about Britney:

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/entertain ... 6098805672

Still wouldnt say no

[Media Park]

I know it's vulgar...

But...

She's going to work a sweat up anyway...

[Lightning McQueen]

This piece that, if true, would make a few of us blokes think a bit differently about Britney:

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/entertain ... 6098805672

Still wouldnt say no

Ditto.

[Lightning McQueen]

The amount of people I've p!ssed off today.