SA Churches and Community Cricket Association 2010/11

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Hey Rita, id like to kiss and make up especially since Rita is such a sexy name. So Rita will you grace us with your presence in Div 1 next year or are you saying Smasha is gonna play Div 3/4.

['Harry']

was just showing confidence in my abilities.

With a dreamteam score of 1391, there aint much to be confident about

[auto]

Hey Smasha just replied to your PM mate. I dont have safooty access at work so i only just got ya PM.

[auto]

After round 1 the SAFooty premiership table looks like this.

1. B(o)(o)BS Adam....................147.52 4
2. Back2Back Matt....................135.56 4
3. Manno's Back luke.................117.72 4
4. Mythbuster Aaron ................116.37 4
5. Waite Watchers Harry............114.40 4
6. jackwillwin jackson................114.18 4
7. Ecky's Fevolas Paul...............110.79 4
8. DJ Leni Scott.......................101.67 4
9. Hancoda's Allstars Daniel........98.36 0
10. The Ayatollahs Rove............90.26 0
11. Bring it Matt.......................87.58 0
12. DeeMan Dylan.....................87.42 0
13. DT God Ash........................85.93 0
14. Pidgeridoo Michael...............84.95 0
15. Jazzywazzy jaz...................73.77 0
16. Jerry Attric S&R.................67.79 0

[Goat Herder]

Oh, I forgot to post these links the other day ;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oJ6KlhfgAM

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1pIznh0ymE

[bored]

by next season I think I may be bowling spin but will try and keep one bouncer up my sleave for special occasions........

can ya give some of us some notice before you bowl it Smasha!?!?

[Phantom Gossiper]

Last time Enfield were in Div 1 they were a joke. A.Ryan 'leading' them into battle, falling over every few balls in his delivery stride and going off about it being the matting's fault after every 'gutser' like some rabid Tourette's sufferer.. Richie Marshall remembers them fondly too - it was his first season in C&CCA and playing Enfield first up he took 10-fa & PV won outright without raising a sweat . Then in the return leg after Xmas he also took 10-fa in yet another ridiculously easy outright..

And almost 10yrs later they're still a joke, except they've never been close to coming back into Div 1 - and with trophy-hunting hero's playing in the lower divisions instead of challenging themselves against decent opposition, it's little wonder the reasons why..

1st season i was at Enfield i worked my ass off to try and get into the A grade .. NO DEAL!! They struggled in a few games to even get a full side on the park, yet still people like myself and the feltus twins who wanted to work towards playing at the highest level for our club we could we over looked!
Same season i bowled maybe twice i think? 2/3 against marion and i think it was 1/20 odd against Morialta in the b grade, also averaged 30+ in the 1st half of the season batting 5 AND was the keeper, but unfortunately ego's dictated terms at enfield as has been the case for a long time.. come grand final i kept 1st 20 overs (pretty well i must add) didnt bowl, batted 10 and watched some monkeys drop 5 catches as Kinsman made a ton for methos and they won the game EASY!
Josh Hill (captain EUCCC B grade) opened the bowling with the "dropped from div 1 bowler" Adam Gully, bowled leg spin after drinks, then was wicky after tea.. THEN.. batted 4!!!

Moral of the story.. Enfield is too full of individuals to achieve CLUB success!!

[Phantom Gossiper]

ps anyone heard from carey lately?! Is he still alive!?!

Eating all Melbourne's pies

Should've guessed!!

[no_remorse28]

Last time Enfield were in Div 1 they were a joke. A.Ryan 'leading' them into battle, falling over every few balls in his delivery stride and going off about it being the matting's fault after every 'gutser' like some rabid Tourette's sufferer.. Richie Marshall remembers them fondly too - it was his first season in C&CCA and playing Enfield first up he took 10-fa & PV won outright without raising a sweat . Then in the return leg after Xmas he also took 10-fa in yet another ridiculously easy outright..

And almost 10yrs later they're still a joke, except they've never been close to coming back into Div 1 - and with trophy-hunting hero's playing in the lower divisions instead of challenging themselves against decent opposition, it's little wonder the reasons why..

1st season i was at Enfield i worked my ass off to try and get into the A grade .. NO DEAL!! They struggled in a few games to even get a full side on the park, yet still people like myself and the feltus twins who wanted to work towards playing at the highest level for our club we could we over looked!
Same season i bowled maybe twice i think? 2/3 against marion and i think it was 1/20 odd against Morialta in the b grade, also averaged 30+ in the 1st half of the season batting 5 AND was the keeper, but unfortunately ego's dictated terms at enfield as has been the case for a long time.. come grand final i kept 1st 20 overs (pretty well i must add) didnt bowl, batted 10 and watched some monkeys drop 5 catches as Kinsman made a ton for methos and they won the game EASY!
Josh Hill (captain EUCCC B grade) opened the bowling with the "dropped from div 1 bowler" Adam Gully, bowled leg spin after drinks, then was wicky after tea.. THEN.. batted 4!!!
Moral of the story.. Enfield is too full of individuals to achieve CLUB success!!

Should do a where are they now section for the players you just mentioned not getting a go at Enfield haha

[Phantom Gossiper]

Should do a where are they now section for the players you just mentioned not getting a go at Enfield haha

Im sure ive done it before on here! Matt Feltus was barely good enough for D grade at Enfield apparently next season was batting 3 in div 1 for Morialta and then this year hit over 400 runs in my PREMIERSHIP WINNING SIDE!
Mick Feltus, B grader at Enfield, poorly rated as a cricketer, opened bowling for Morialta in div 1, PDCA in assoc side, and r&c grade 1! part of my PREMIERSHIP WINNING SIDE! Still run into people from Enfield and they ask me how he is getting wickets!
Paul Wright - Was considered a "specialist fielder" at enfield. Batted bottom order and didnt bowl, single handedly destroyed Enfied in a grand final two years ago with the ball!!
Todd Keogh - Won bowling for Assoc and club, handy pick up, club didnt like him, told him he wasnt welcome, now playing at Ingle Farm in ATCA
Matt Bedgegood - pushed away from the club by the secretary, now premiership captain in PDCA, 41 wickets for the year

[Phantom Gossiper]

But wats REALLY funny...

is speaking to blokes who played at Enfield years ago before myself and finding out it was EXACTLY THE SAME, and SIMILAR reasons why these VERY GOOD cricketers walked away from the club!!!

[no_remorse28]

Should do a where are they now section for the players you just mentioned not getting a go at Enfield haha

Im sure ive done it before on here! Matt Feltus was barely good enough for D grade at Enfield apparently next season was batting 3 in div 1 for Morialta and then this year hit over 400 runs in my PREMIERSHIP WINNING SIDE!
Mick Feltus, B grader at Enfield, poorly rated as a cricketer, opened bowling for Morialta in div 1, PDCA in assoc side, and r&c grade 1! part of my PREMIERSHIP WINNING SIDE! Still run into people from Enfield and they ask me how he is getting wickets!
Paul Wright - Was considered a "specialist fielder" at enfield. Batted bottom order and didnt bowl, single handedly destroyed Enfied in a grand final two years ago with the ball!!
Todd Keogh - Won bowling for Assoc and club, handy pick up, club didnt like him, told him he wasnt welcome, now playing at Ingle Farm in ATCA
Matt Bedgegood - pushed away from the club by the secretary, now premiership captain in PDCA, 41 wickets for the year

Believe he played a couple A2 games and played in a B1 grand final this weekend, also won the B3 association medal last year at Kilburn from 6 games

[Phantom Gossiper]

Believe he played a couple A2 games and played in a B1 grand final this weekend, also won the B3 association medal last year at Kilburn from 6 games

Dont make it sound hard!

[no_remorse28]

Believe he played a couple A2 games and played in a B1 grand final this weekend, also won the B3 association medal last year at Kilburn from 6 games

Dont make it sound hard!

Considerin the B3 medal was after he broke his ankle and he still bowled 15 - 20 over spells at times was probably tough on toddy at stages, although he was always in a state where he wouldnt feel the pain to much

[auto]

I propose an Enfield-a-thon....instead of a bash for cash we can have a Bash Enfield for cash.....sponsored per Enfield Bagging......just an idea!

[Phantom Gossiper]

Believe he played a couple A2 games and played in a B1 grand final this weekend, also won the B3 association medal last year at Kilburn from 6 games

Dont make it sound hard!

Considerin the B3 medal was after he broke his ankle and he still bowled 15 - 20 over spells at times was probably tough on toddy at stages, although he was always in a state where he wouldnt feel the pain to much

Amazing what the Mary Jane does to some people!

[Phantom Gossiper]

I propose an Enfield-a-thon....instead of a bash for cash we can have a Bash Enfield for cash.....sponsored per Enfield Bagging......just an idea!

Too much money would be raised... and how would you turn people away!! "sorry mate, they've been bashed 500 times this hour, come back tomorrow!"

[auto]

Also for those that havent heard, Paralowie sports club is no more so if Mawson Lakes North Cricket Club go around again it may be at the High School....barring that i'll offer my backyard tho house rules stipulate 6 and out...and every odd numbered over is bourbon over and every tenth over is bong over, minumum 5 bongs per innings per day. Pretty standard cricket rules up this way.

[auto]

Also for those that havent heard, Paralowie sports club is no more so if Mawson Lakes North Cricket Club go around again it may be at the High School....barring that i'll offer my backyard tho house rules stipulate 6 and out...and every odd numbered over is bourbon over and every tenth over is bong over, minumum 5 bongs per innings per day. Pretty standard cricket rules up this way.

Shit i forgot passion pop happy hour.

[Phantom Gossiper]

Also for those that havent heard, Paralowie sports club is no more so if Mawson Lakes North Cricket Club go around again it may be at the High School....barring that i'll offer my backyard tho house rules stipulate 6 and out...and every odd numbered over is bourbon over and every tenth over is bong over, minumum 5 bongs per innings per day. Pretty standard cricket rules up this way.

Im backing A. Frith to still dominate with those rules, infact prob have his best season EVER!