Things that give you the sh1ts

[Media Park]

Hangovers.

[mighty_tiger_79]

shouldve got the grid girl to wash the car

[Felch]

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, fair trade off hey.

Having the Big Bucket brushless carwash at Parafield malfunction today, while my car was in it - the sensors apparentely didnt detect my car, and the spray arm smashed into the door !!! The car was then stuck in there for 20 mins, while they worked out how to get it out.

The damage to my car isnt too bad (a crease in the door), but i have only had the car for 2 weeks. They are going to pay for it and were pretty helpful, apologetic and embarassed - still, i wont ever be using a car wash again.

Walking into my office yesterday morning, and finding a Clipsal 500 Grid Girl getting changed in there !

Im pretty sure life does not get any better...

I know mate, i know...

Still, the vision etched in my mind of the grid chick in my office will never be erased

[Felch]

shouldve got the grid girl to wash the car

I did, but it rained since then...

[Brucetiki]

Having the Big Bucket brushless carwash at Parafield malfunction today, while my car was in it - the sensors apparentely didnt detect my car, and the spray arm smashed into the door !!! The car was then stuck in there for 20 mins, while they worked out how to get it out.

The damage to my car isnt too bad (a crease in the door), but i have only had the car for 2 weeks. They are going to pay for it and were pretty helpful, apologetic and embarassed - still, i wont ever be using a car wash again.

I've found that particular car wash to be quite dodgy. Took my car through the autowash there once, and ended up having to take it to another car wash a few hours later to wash it again - the only time my car has come out DIRTIER after the car wash than before.

Now I take it to those car washes where they clean it inside and out by hand (using a Scoopon of course)

[mighty_tiger_79]

mowing the lawn last friday week ago

and now its back to the same height it was back then!!!!!!!!!

[Felch]

Having the Big Bucket brushless carwash at Parafield malfunction today, while my car was in it - the sensors apparentely didnt detect my car, and the spray arm smashed into the door !!! The car was then stuck in there for 20 mins, while they worked out how to get it out.

The damage to my car isnt too bad (a crease in the door), but i have only had the car for 2 weeks. They are going to pay for it and were pretty helpful, apologetic and embarassed - still, i wont ever be using a car wash again.

I've found that particular car wash to be quite dodgy. Took my car through the autowash there once, and ended up having to take it to another car wash a few hours later to wash it again - the only time my car has come out DIRTIER after the car wash than before.

Now I take it to those car washes where they clean it inside and out by hand (using a Scoopon of course)

Yeah, i dont think it does a good job. I only use it because its brushless, and i was being lazy. The attendant actually said to me afterwards that he wouldnt take any car of his own through it !

[fish]

shouldve got the grid girl to wash the car

then post the video on youtube...

[Brucetiki]

Having the Big Bucket brushless carwash at Parafield malfunction today, while my car was in it - the sensors apparentely didnt detect my car, and the spray arm smashed into the door !!! The car was then stuck in there for 20 mins, while they worked out how to get it out.

The damage to my car isnt too bad (a crease in the door), but i have only had the car for 2 weeks. They are going to pay for it and were pretty helpful, apologetic and embarassed - still, i wont ever be using a car wash again.

I've found that particular car wash to be quite dodgy. Took my car through the autowash there once, and ended up having to take it to another car wash a few hours later to wash it again - the only time my car has come out DIRTIER after the car wash than before.

Now I take it to those car washes where they clean it inside and out by hand (using a Scoopon of course)

Yeah, i dont think it does a good job. I only use it because its brushless, and i was being lazy. The attendant actually said to me afterwards that he wouldnt take any car of his own through it !

Plenty of other brushless car washes around there that do a good job - I've found the Pro Wash at Hollywood Plaza and Golden Grove do a great job

[Felch]

If i can bring myself to trust another car wash again, i will give them a try...

[Rik E Boy]

But a test match is 90 overs a day for 5 days REB... 2 ODI games a week should be the minimum that a team plays in a world cup

Yeah I'm not saying that the World Cup shouldn't be shorter mickey, I'm just saying that Soccer and One Dayers is like comparing apples with oranges. A bit like comparing Test Cricket and one dayers really.

regards,

REB

[The Ash Man]

mowing the lawn last friday week ago

and now its back to the same height it was back then!!!!!!!!!

Mine too and all the weeds have re-appeared

[Rik E Boy]

mowing the lawn last friday week ago

and now its back to the same height it was back then!!!!!!!!!

LOL. Do you have to mow every week or was it just last week (I believe it rained a bit in Adelaide last week). In South East Queensland it has pissed down all summer and the lawn is an ever ending battle up here. I'm almost thinking of going Italian style and concreting over the whole thing.

regards,

REB

[GWW]

An armed robbery at a hotel in my local area:

http://www.sapolicenews.com.au/more-new ... hotel.html

[Bully]

mowing the lawn last friday week ago

and now its back to the same height it was back then!!!!!!!!!

LOL. Do you have to mow every week or was it just last week (I believe it rained a bit in Adelaide last week). In South East Queensland it has pissed down all summer and the lawn is an ever ending battle up here. I'm almost thinking of going Italian style and concreting over the whole thing.

regards,

REB

yeah the grass has been growing wild up here, but also the weeds are loving it also.

[JAS]

The w****r who would send a hoax email telling a family that their loved one was dead...

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-New ... e_Is_Alive

The family of a British man missing since the earthquake and tsunami hit Japan have finally received some good news - after originally being told he was dead.

Brian Hickebottom is a teacher living in Sendai with his wife Sanae and baby daughter Erin.

Over the weekend Brian's sister in the UK was sent a malicious email after registering on a missing persons website, informing her Brian was dead .

But last night a short email came through from Brian saying he, his wife and daughter were fine, having been sheltered on the third floor of the school where Brian works.

Brian's sister Emma told Sky News: "I received an email from a mobile, it was very short just saying; "me Sanae and Erin are fine, we're stuck in a school we've got no battery we'll contact you when we can..."

Regards
JAS

[smac]

330ml coke cans for the same price as the old 375ml cans. Piss off.

[Lightning McQueen]

330ml coke cans for the same price as the old 375ml cans. Piss off.

$13.50 @ Kmart for 24, everyday price.

[smac]

Problem with that is if it's there, I drink it. Slab of coke = coupladays.

[Lightning McQueen]

Problem with that is if it's there, I drink it. Slab of coke = coupladays.

Get the fun police to hide them and give you one each morning to take to work.