by therisingblues » Sun Sep 12, 2010 8:24 pm
MightyEagles wrote:The Apostle AK wrote:The problem is that security checks the wrong bags when we enter the ground...
And they don't check them properly. He just looked in and didn't feel around and let me in.
That'd take forever though.
They need a device that explodes flares when you walk through it, like a metal detector at the airport. This thing would be called a flare exploder.
Security "Is that a flare?"
Dogs fan "Nope, just pleased to see ya' baby."
Security "Please step through here..."
Dogs fan "Yaaaouuuch! It's a flare! It's a flare!"
Security "Such a shame, I thought we had a future together."
Dogs fan "You don't understand, I AM pleased to see you! I won't be taking a shit in comfort for a couple of weeks though!"
I'm gonna sit back, crack the top off a Pale Ale, and watch the Double Blues prevail
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