I've been a bit quiet on here lately! I've had a lot of worries this week and thus anything I'd have written would have been steeped in gloom like an emo kid's secret diary, or... I don't know, a pancake of sorrow. Something massive and indigestible anyway.
Anyway, tonight I've finally cracked the Amiga emulator - wahoo! This is the sort of exciting thing I get up to on a Friday night. So now I'm venturing down memory lane with a game we all used to play in primary school - I refer to the illustrious Granny's Garden. I never could beat it in Year Three so I have a sense of unfinished business. I'm determined to finish this game once and for all.
I am faced with sixteen fir trees in a grid and I need to find the magic one. After selecting fourteen different trees I finally pick the right one. A clump of diarrhoea shoots out the top of it. (I think it is meant to be stars or something, to show that the tree is magic, but the primitive technology restricts the graphics somewhat.)
The next screen shows a cave in a hill. 'Can you see a cave?' If I couldn't, I wouldn't be playing this game, I'd be sitting in a chair at OPSM getting my optic nerve checked. To be perverse, I type 'No'. The bastard game doesn't believe me: 'I'm sure you can really! Do you want to go in the cave?' Determined to make things difficult, I attempt to type 'Maybe' but am only allowed three spaces. So I write 'Poo' and it doesn't recognise the word. I am forced to concede and type in 'Yes'.
The game informs me that I am now in the cave

and that the King and Queen of the Mountain have had their six children kidnapped by a
Wicked Witch! Red for danger! 'Would you like to help the King and Queen?' I type 'No' and it tells me that I'm not very nice. Finally I agree to help the King and Queen and the quest begins.
Anyway, I'm off to try and make some progress in this stupid game - I shall be back with updates later tonight!
