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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby aceman » Mon Jul 05, 2010 10:46 am

Drop Bear wrote:Michael Barlow's broken leg.



Aw yeah! There was a second broken leg in this weekends round of AFL(Zeibell from the Kangaroos). Could that be some kind of unwanted record?????
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Media Park » Mon Jul 05, 2010 11:42 am

Footy Chick wrote:in a chicken casserole? :shock:


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Mon Jul 05, 2010 11:49 am

The doctor I go to see when I can't get in to see my usual GP. He always asks me what my symptoms are and then says nothing. When I ask him what his diagnosis is, he asks me what I think it is. When I suggest something, i.e. 'Do you think it's a viral infection?' he'll say 'Well, I suppose it could be' and then hands me out a script for antibiotics in case it is something else. Now bubs is sick and I have to take him to see Doctor Nob Head - I'm not thrilled about it. :?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Mon Jul 05, 2010 1:53 pm

My spaz of a cat. She has a broken leg so I need to take her to the vet. Except - in spite of her broken leg - she has managed to stomp a hole in her cat box and has chewed the handle off the other cat box. So I'll have to pack her in my partner's footy bag and hope for the best. I'll also have to pay extra for a general anaesthetic - which is the only way the vet can examine my cat, as last time it took two people to hold her down and she still managed to rip her way out of the towel they'd wrapped her in. Oddly enough, she is a very affectionate cat most of the time, she just hates the vet. :roll:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby A Mum » Mon Jul 05, 2010 2:21 pm

Hope she is okay Fisho.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby aceman » Mon Jul 05, 2010 2:29 pm

fisho mcspaz wrote:My spaz of a cat. She has a broken leg so I need to take her to the vet. Except - in spite of her broken leg - she has managed to stomp a hole in her cat box and has chewed the handle off the other cat box. So I'll have to pack her in my partner's footy bag and hope for the best. I'll also have to pay extra for a general anaesthetic - which is the only way the vet can examine my cat, as last time it took two people to hold her down and she still managed to rip her way out of the towel they'd wrapped her in. Oddly enough, she is a very affectionate cat most of the time, she just hates the vet. :roll:



Sounds a bit like it needs a 20 cent lead injection Fisho!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Mon Jul 05, 2010 2:33 pm

You are soooooo mean Ace :(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Jul 05, 2010 2:54 pm

Footy Chick wrote:You are soooooo mean Ace :(


I dont think so, it is a cat afterall.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Mon Jul 05, 2010 2:56 pm

Booney wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:You are soooooo mean Ace :(


I dont think so, it is a cat afterall.


You were right Ma ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Choccies » Mon Jul 05, 2010 3:02 pm

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I love grapes. With grapes, you always get another chance. You know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you’re stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. If you have a crappy grape, no problem-just move on to the next. ‘Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby A Mum » Mon Jul 05, 2010 3:03 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
Booney wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:You are soooooo mean Ace


I dont think so, it is a cat afterall.


You were right Ma


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

How much did we have on that?? 8)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Jul 05, 2010 3:07 pm

pm = "Booney will have something to say about the cat, you watch ;) "

????
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby A Mum » Mon Jul 05, 2010 3:08 pm

Booney wrote:pm = "Booney will have something to say about the cat, you watch ;) "

????


:lol: :lol:

Verrrrry close !!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Mon Jul 05, 2010 3:39 pm

I told you to stop hacking my account Boon :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Jul 05, 2010 3:40 pm

You're too easy* to crack. 8)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Mon Jul 05, 2010 3:42 pm

Booney wrote:You're too easy* to crack. 8)



Don't say that! :shock:

Everyone will want some ;) 8)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Mon Jul 05, 2010 3:51 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Jul 05, 2010 4:06 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Strawb » Mon Jul 05, 2010 4:11 pm

Choccies wrote:Image

I borrowed that for FB :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Choccies » Mon Jul 05, 2010 4:19 pm

If you type in 'sign generator' in a google search you can make your own signs. Like this one -
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