by Strawb » Wed Jun 02, 2010 11:07 pm
At a national conference of the Australian Hotels Association, the general managers of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania), Tooheys (New South Wales), XXXX (Queensland), CUB (Victoria) and Coopers (South Australia) found themselves sitting at the same table for lunch.
When the waitress asked what they wanted to drink, the gm of Tooheys said without hesitation, "I'll have a Tooheys New."
The head of XXXX smiled and said, "Make mine a XXXX Gold."
To which the boss of C.U.B rejoined, "I'll have a Crown lager, the King of Beers."
And the bloke from Cascade asked for "a Cascade, the cleanest draught on the planet."
Dr. Tim Cooper paused a moment and then placed his order: "I'll have a Diet Coke."
The others looked at him has if he had sprouted a new head.
"Well,” he said with a shrug, “if you poofters aren't drinking beer, then neither will I."
I am the Voice Left From Drinking