Things that make you laugh
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F1 set a Net Zero 2030 target (whatever that means) … nek minnit, racing in Vegas.
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.
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dedja wrote:F1 set a Net Zero 2030 target (whatever that means) … nek minnit, racing in Vegas.
When you purchase an electric vehicle the fossil fuels used to make the plastic in the vehicle and the emissions created in the manufacturing of the batteries takes about 8 or 9 years to offset.
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Yep, but they’re using hybrid engines, majority ICE, and I doubt they travel around the world to tracks on solar and hydrogen.
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A recent CSIRO report indicated that less than 10% of lithium batteries of any type were currently being recycled. So where are they going...
My concern is that lithium itself bursts into flame on any exposure to air, and that if it is buried and the very soluble lithium dissoves and trickles into the water supply it can be very toxic and damage people's kidneys and thyroid glands. Levels above 0.5 mmols per litre make for a serious risk of that damage. ( Lithium is used to treat Bipolar Disorder and so medical people in the field have established that as the potentially toxic level.)
I'm all for developing hydrogen fuel technology. A technique for combining Hydrogen and Nitrogen to allow portability as liquid Ammonia has been developed in Canberra, and solar and wind power can be used for Hydrogen extraction, though calm days and low sun output days may affect production - Thorium fission is a possible solution for that as Thorium fission is not spontaneous but needs a little external stimulus to keep it going and so it cannot cause meltdowns like uranium can. It also can't be used for bombs.
My concern is that lithium itself bursts into flame on any exposure to air, and that if it is buried and the very soluble lithium dissoves and trickles into the water supply it can be very toxic and damage people's kidneys and thyroid glands. Levels above 0.5 mmols per litre make for a serious risk of that damage. ( Lithium is used to treat Bipolar Disorder and so medical people in the field have established that as the potentially toxic level.)
I'm all for developing hydrogen fuel technology. A technique for combining Hydrogen and Nitrogen to allow portability as liquid Ammonia has been developed in Canberra, and solar and wind power can be used for Hydrogen extraction, though calm days and low sun output days may affect production - Thorium fission is a possible solution for that as Thorium fission is not spontaneous but needs a little external stimulus to keep it going and so it cannot cause meltdowns like uranium can. It also can't be used for bombs.
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Mike Tyson "Social media made y'all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it"

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Northpark, never fails to deliver.
No road rules in that car park
No road rules in that car park
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Brodlach wrote:Northpark, never fails to deliver.
No road rules in that car park
Did you see a van behaving badly?
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Brodlach wrote:Northpark, never fails to deliver.
No road rules in that car park
Most dont have licences
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Think you’re right Locky.
I did look for him MT.
I did look for him MT.
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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Brodlach wrote:Northpark, never fails to deliver.
No road rules in that car park
Did you see a van behaving badly?
Different area for me now, I’m Northpark free.
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Spargo wrote:mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Brodlach wrote:Northpark, never fails to deliver.
No road rules in that car park
Did you see a van behaving badly?
Different area for me now, I’m Northpark free.
That's a promotion
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Women packing for a house move.
The wife puts the same amount of tape on the bottom of a box of pillows as she does on the same size box of DVDs & then wonders why the ass falls out of the box containing the DVDs
Then packing a van & trailer she just randomly throws shit in/on. I call her the bull at a gate removalist. I was able to rearrange things to fit twice as much per load

The wife puts the same amount of tape on the bottom of a box of pillows as she does on the same size box of DVDs & then wonders why the ass falls out of the box containing the DVDs
Then packing a van & trailer she just randomly throws shit in/on. I call her the bull at a gate removalist. I was able to rearrange things to fit twice as much per load
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People who pack pillows in boxes.
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Well you could at least help her pack now that you’ve kicked her out.
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.
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cracka wrote:Women packing for a house move.
The wife puts the same amount of tape on the bottom of a box of pillows as she does on the same size box of DVDs & then wonders why the ass falls out of the box containing the DVDs
Then packing a van & trailer she just randomly throws shit in/on. I call her the bull at a gate removalist. I was able to rearrange things to fit twice as much per load
I’m hearing you, I’m Tetris-like when packing vans or trailers, nothing tests a relationship like moving house together
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Lightning McQueen wrote:cracka wrote:Women packing for a house move.
The wife puts the same amount of tape on the bottom of a box of pillows as she does on the same size box of DVDs & then wonders why the ass falls out of the box containing the DVDs
Then packing a van & trailer she just randomly throws shit in/on. I call her the bull at a gate removalist. I was able to rearrange things to fit twice as much per load
I’m hearing you, I’m Tetris-like when packing vans or trailers, nothing tests a relationship like moving house together
I only engage Tetris mode when I hire a skip.
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.
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Malinauskas
“I’m more than happy to fix this … I’m not leading a government that’s trying to play games with the names of public holidays.”
after trying to play games with the names of public holidays and having to backtrack
“I’m more than happy to fix this … I’m not leading a government that’s trying to play games with the names of public holidays.”
after trying to play games with the names of public holidays and having to backtrack
dedja: Dunno, I’m just an idiot.
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