Round 9: Adelaide vs Carlton

[Voice]

How can it be me being precious when in my posts i've admitted to me and my team getting ahead of ourselves and that we were absolutely crap. Doesn't sound precious to'me. Farmy thinks it's funny to make noise for your team when they start kicking goals and also whinges about umpiring decisions when his team wins by 44 points. How precious can you get.

Common mate - your the Voice, try and understand it - do we have to make a noise and make it clear??

That's the 18th time the good old Johnny 'it's my last tour, I promise' Farnham line has been used on me at safooty. Still got me on the floor laughing though
What does 'common mate' mean btw? Typo or did you realise how common that joke you were about to use has already been. Geez, REBecca has even used it twice.
I'll let you know my name is Thomas so you can start with the Thomas the Tank jokes. I'll start you off.
"With a name like that, you should be President of Carlton....... Tank.... get it?

[Rik E Boy]

REBecca. Mate that's comedy gold. Full marks though, you are trying so hard.

regards,

REB

[Booney]

In this sentence I'll have a whinge becuase someone made fun of my username then I'll make fun of someone else's username.

Im running for a position in parliament, Minister for Maturity.

[Gingernuts]

How can it be me being precious when in my posts i've admitted to me and my team getting ahead of ourselves and that we were absolutely crap. Doesn't sound precious to'me. Farmy thinks it's funny to make noise for your team when they start kicking goals and also whinges about umpiring decisions when his team wins by 44 points. How precious can you get.

Common mate - your the Voice, try and understand it - do we have to make a noise and make it clear??

That's the 18th time the good old Johnny 'it's my last tour, I promise' Farnham line has been used on me at safooty. Still got me on the floor laughing though
What does 'common mate' mean btw? Typo or did you realise how common that joke you were about to use has already been. Geez, REBecca has even used it twice.
I'll let you know my name is Thomas so you can start with the Thomas the Tank jokes. I'll start you off.
"With a name like that, you should be President of Carlton....... Tank.... get it?

Look mate, you can point out my typos if you like, but I'm not going to sit in silence, I'm not going to live in fear either.

Oh man, this is too easy, I did learn from the best, hey REB?

Seriously Vision, lighten up mate. we're just having a stir.

[Voice]

You think i'm not just playing aswell. Me and REB have played this game quite a few times and i'm not taking anything personally. I keep making fun of myself aswell as you blokes.
On the really funny side of things, apparently Mr Farnham is doing a press conference today to announce another comeback tour. Definitely saw the lighter side of that this morning after everything we've talked about on here. Guess i'm going to get alot more of these 'you're the voice jokes in the not to distant future.

[JK]

You think i'm not just playing aswell. Me and REB have played this game quite a few times and i'm not taking anything personally. I keep making fun of myself aswell as you blokes.
On the really funny side of things, apparently Mr Farnham is doing a press conference today to announce another comeback tour. Definitely saw the lighter side of that this morning after everything we've talked about on here. Guess i'm going to get alot more of these 'you're the voice jokes in the not to distant future.

If you don't like the article, just be sure to have Sadie put the paper in the bin when she does her rounds

[Gingernuts]

You think i'm not just playing aswell. Me and REB have played this game quite a few times and i'm not taking anything personally. I keep making fun of myself aswell as you blokes.
On the really funny side of things, apparently Mr Farnham is doing a press conference today to announce another comeback tour. Definitely saw the lighter side of that this morning after everything we've talked about on here. Guess i'm going to get alot more of these 'you're the voice jokes in the not to distant future.

I did see that, I wish I could say that it was all part of my plan for comedic domination of this thread, but as you can see by the standard of my previous posts this is unfortunately not the case.

[Voice]

I don't think anyone will be seeing us perform at The Comedy Cellars any time soon

[Rik E Boy]

You think i'm not just playing aswell. Me and REB have played this game quite a few times and i'm not taking anything personally. I keep making fun of myself aswell as you blokes.
On the really funny side of things, apparently Mr Farnham is doing a press conference today to announce another comeback tour. Definitely saw the lighter side of that this morning after everything we've talked about on here. Guess i'm going to get alot more of these 'you're the voice jokes in the not to distant future.

Farnsey did a gig at Carlton five years ago and sang 'this time I'm playing to win' and promptly lost the audience ha ha.

regards,

REB

[Voice]

Pretty sure Farnsey's manager was doing our accounting for a while back then too!

[Gingernuts]

Pretty sure Farnsey's manager was doing our accounting for a while back then too!

Now THATS funny!

[Booney]

Pretty sure Farnsey's manager was doing our accounting for a while back then too!

Well Farnham is back. You can count on him returning to the top every 5 years. Carlton though...?

[Voice]

Pretty sure Farnsey's manager was doing our accounting for a while back then too!

Well Farnham is back. You can count on him returning to the top every 5 years. Carlton though...?

Has he still got the mullet? Seems to come back every 5 years also. Wonder if there's any connection