by mal » Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:10 pm
by bayman » Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:19 pm
by mal » Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:25 pm
by smac » Tue Aug 22, 2006 5:21 pm
mal wrote:That same blind man went into a Health Food shop and said
" Can I have some Vitamin see please! "
by mal » Tue Aug 22, 2006 6:23 pm
smac wrote:mal wrote:That same blind man went into a Health Food shop and said
" Can I have some Vitamin see please! "
Christ mal, that was terrible. Nex ttime you rate these jokes, best give yourself a negative score.
by Rik E Boy » Fri Aug 25, 2006 1:01 pm
smac wrote:mal wrote:That same blind man went into a Health Food shop and said
" Can I have some Vitamin see please! "
Christ mal, that was terrible. Nex ttime you rate these jokes, best give yourself a negative score.
by magpie in the 80's » Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:01 pm
by mal » Fri Aug 25, 2006 7:57 pm
magpie in the 80's wrote:a blonde lass on a plane in economy gets up and walks into 1st class and plonks herself down. stewardess says to her i'm sorry dear you only paid for an economy seat you have to go back to your seat in economy. she said NO im going to melbourne. stewardess gets the co pilot to talk to her and the same answer NO im going to melbourne. the pilot says leave it to me , my wifes a blonde and i know blonde talk. pilot has a whisper in the lass'es ear and the blonde gets up and goes back to her seat in economy. the stewardess and co pilot asked the pilot what did you say to get her to move. the captain replied i told her that 1st class wasn't going to melbourne
by mal » Sat Aug 26, 2006 1:07 pm
by mal » Sat Aug 26, 2006 1:13 pm
by Jimmy » Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:15 am
by Jimmy » Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:16 am
mal wrote:This one is dedicated to JIMMY
A taxi driver picks up a little kid who is bruised and battered and crying.
" Whats a matter kid?"
" Ive been beaten up."
" Can I take you yo your mums?"
" Nah she beats me as well."
" Can I take you to your dads?"
" Nah he beats me as well."
The taxi driver made an instantaneous decision and drove the kid to Unley oval.
" Kid you'll be safe here."
" But driver this is the Sturt Football club, why here?"
" Kid ya safe, they dont beat anyone here."
by RustyCage » Wed Aug 30, 2006 12:24 pm
by Jimmy » Wed Aug 30, 2006 12:49 pm
pafc1870 wrote:A priest is very fond of his rooster and hens. One day, his rooster goes missing. The next day in church he asks everyone "Has anyone got a cock?". All the men stood up". "No, I mean has anyone seen a cock?" All the women stood up. "No, I mean has anyone seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?". Half the women stood up. "No" he says angrlly, "Has anyone seen my cock?" All the choir boys stood up.
by Squawk » Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:24 pm
by Squawk » Wed Aug 30, 2006 4:32 pm
by JK » Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:51 pm
by mal » Wed Aug 30, 2006 6:40 pm
pafc1870 wrote:A priest is very fond of his rooster and hens. One day, his rooster goes missing. The next day in church he asks everyone "Has anyone got a cock?". All the men stood up". "No, I mean has anyone seen a cock?" All the women stood up. "No, I mean has anyone seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?". Half the women stood up. "No" he says angrlly, "Has anyone seen my cock?" All the choir boys stood up.
by mal » Wed Aug 30, 2006 6:49 pm
by Squawk » Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:00 pm
mal wrote: JIMMY EXPLAIN YOUR HELEN KELLER JOKE thanks.
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