ALL HAIL THE RETURN OF THE MESSIAH!!

[CENTURION]

And it came to pass, that it was in The Year of The Dog that J.C., The Messiah, at last re-appeared upon the face of the Earth, making as His home the northern plains of the citadel of Adelaide, in the southern reaches of the remote continent of Australis.
And there was great jubilation among the populas, for had they not endured a whole 3 decades of starvation, depravation & humiliation under the rule of the rabid, red-legged Norwoodians in the east & the evil, heavy-handed Portonians in the west? Had they not waited in hope over the years for this very moment?
And so it was that no sooner had The Messiah appeared that the fortunes of the northern plains people began to change for the good. Their weekly endeavours began to bear the fruits of their labours & their lives began to have some meaning. They began to greet each other in the streets with smiles & laughter, even to sing out loud their strange songs of praise, such as "YOOOODOGS" & "CCCCCCEEEEEENNNNTTTTRRRRAAAALLLLSSSS" to each other, waving their arms wildly, like palm trees in the wind.
And singing & laughter could be heard all around throughout the days & the nights.
And their enemies did grow strong & increased their efforts to once again subjugate them, all to no avail.
And for 10 years after the arrival of The Messiah back upon the earth, they reigned supreme & it was good.
And the miracle of it all was that J.C., The Messiah, had returned to earth in the form of twin brothers, the one being James & the other Christopher!

[Pseudo]

...Obadiah, his servants. There shall, in that time, be rumours of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things wi-- with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock. Yea, it is written in the book of Cyril that, in that time, shall the third one...

[CENTURION]

very good but my work is an original, sprung from the pulsating mass of knowledge, also known as the brain of a McGill, me of course.

[MightyEagles]

Consider the birds, do they have jobs.

[sturtpeter]

I thought Rick Macgowan was Sturt's Messiah???

[MightyEagles]

And it came to pass, that it was in The Year of The Dog that J.C>, The Messiah, at last re-appeared upon the face of the Earth, making as His home the northern plains of the citadel of Adelaide, in the southern reaches of the remote continent of Australis.
And there was great jubilation among the populas, for had they not endured a whole 3 decades of starvation, depravation & humiliation under the rule of the rabid, red-legged Norwoodians in the east & the evil, heavy-handed Portonians in the west? Had they not waited in hope over the years for this very moment?
And so it was that no sooner had The Messiah appeared that the fortunes of the northern plains people began to change for the good. Their weekly endeavours began to bear the fruits of their labours & their lives began to have some meaning. They began to greet each other in the streets with smiles & laughter, even to sing out loud their strange songs of praise, such as "YOOOODOGS" & "CCCCCCEEEEEENNNNTTTTRRRRAAAALLLLSSSS" to each other, waving their arms wildly, like palm trees in the wind.
And singing & laughter could be heard all around throughout the days & the nights.
And their enemies did grow strong & increased their efforts to once again subjugate them, all to no avail.
And for 10 years after the arrival of The Messiah back upon the earth, they reigned supreme & it was good.
And the miracle of it all was that J.C., The Messiah, had returned to earth in the form of twin brothers, the one being James & the other Christopher!

False Messiahs I tell ya.

[sjt]

"They're not the Messiah, they're very naughty boys"

[sturtpeter]

[Dogwatcher]

No false idols out north!

[Hazydog]

Some of their disciples are Matthew, Luke & Paul.

There was, however, a splitter. Rick the Lionheart broke away to form the Popular Front...

[71/72]

Well it is B.Robran's birthday today after all.

[CENTURION]

Some of their disciples are Matthew, Luke & Paul.

There was, however, a splitter. Rick the Lionheart broke away to form the Popular Front...

Some were lame & couldn't keep up, they eventually drifted away & joined the snivelling red & white Cockerells, in a strange land, a sort of nowhere land, neither here nor there, a place where people that couldn't quite fit in would gather & beat their chests, all to no avail Lured by a false god, with incredible promises of riches & a bountiful life.

[Dutchy]

by reading this title I thought JMO was back!!!

[CENTURION]

by reading this title I thought JMO was back!!!

next week, as you well know. Grand Final morning to be exact & then straight to the game! He's gonna be buggered!!

[Dogwatcher]

Good luck to him. Huge effort.

[shoe boy]

And it came to pass, that it was in The Year of The Dog that J.C., The Messiah, at last re-appeared upon the face of the Earth, making as His home the northern plains of the citadel of Adelaide, in the southern reaches of the remote continent of Australis.
And there was great jubilation among the populas, for had they not endured a whole 3 decades of starvation, depravation & humiliation under the rule of the rabid, red-legged Norwoodians in the east & the evil, heavy-handed Portonians in the west? Had they not waited in hope over the years for this very moment?
And so it was that no sooner had The Messiah appeared that the fortunes of the northern plains people began to change for the good. Their weekly endeavours began to bear the fruits of their labours & their lives began to have some meaning. They began to greet each other in the streets with smiles & laughter, even to sing out loud their strange songs of praise, such as "YOOOODOGS" & "CCCCCCEEEEEENNNNTTTTRRRRAAAALLLLSSSS" to each other, waving their arms wildly, like palm trees in the wind.
And singing & laughter could be heard all around throughout the days & the nights.
And their enemies did grow strong & increased their efforts to once again subjugate them, all to no avail.
And for 10 years after the arrival of The Messiah back upon the earth, they reigned supreme & it was good.
And the miracle of it all was that J.C., The Messiah, had returned to earth in the form of twin brothers, the one being James & the other Christopher!

VERY GOOD

[tigerhutch]

Malcolm Blight great coach and player.

[CENTURION]

And it came to pass, that it was in The Year of The Dog that J.C., The Messiah, at last re-appeared upon the face of the Earth, making as His home the northern plains of the citadel of Adelaide, in the southern reaches of the remote continent of Australis.
And there was great jubilation among the populas, for had they not endured a whole 3 decades of starvation, depravation & humiliation under the rule of the rabid, red-legged Norwoodians in the east & the evil, heavy-handed Portonians in the west? Had they not waited in hope over the years for this very moment?
And so it was that no sooner had The Messiah appeared that the fortunes of the northern plains people began to change for the good. Their weekly endeavours began to bear the fruits of their labours & their lives began to have some meaning. They began to greet each other in the streets with smiles & laughter, even to sing out loud their strange songs of praise, such as "YOOOODOGS" & "CCCCCCEEEEEENNNNTTTTRRRRAAAALLLLSSSS" to each other, waving their arms wildly, like palm trees in the wind.
And singing & laughter could be heard all around throughout the days & the nights.
And their enemies did grow strong & increased their efforts to once again subjugate them, all to no avail.
And for 10 years after the arrival of The Messiah back upon the earth, they reigned supreme & it was good.
And the miracle of it all was that J.C., The Messiah, had returned to earth in the form of twin brothers, the one being James & the other Christopher!

VERY GOOD

thanks!