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magpie in the 80's wrote:KINGSFORD SMITH JUNE 9TH 1928


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There are others who landed on Australia first

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Who was the first to land in Australia ?
Not including Indigenous peoples
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Captain Willem Jansz.
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magpie in the 80's wrote:Captain Willem Jansz.


NO
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mal wrote:QUIZ question
Who was the first to land in Australia ?
Not including Indigenous peoples

Footy Chick?
Wedgie?
Mal?
Bayman?
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Punk Rooster wrote:
mal wrote:QUIZ question
Who was the first to land in Australia ?
Not including Indigenous peoples

Footy Chick?
Wedgie?
Mal?
Bayman?


An emphatic NO
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This better be funny.
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I was thinking the same. I doubt it will live up to expectation now.
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Notice the word "Quiz" pops up and Magpie in the 80's is straight in here? :lol:
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APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE:

Don't you hate it when you're driving along and you chuck you're cigarette butt out the window.
Then about 5km up the road you smell something, and you turn around and ...
















Grandma is fingering herself in the back seat again
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silicone skyline wrote:APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE:

Don't you hate it when you're driving along and you chuck you're cigarette butt out the window.
Then about 5km up the road you smell something, and you turn around and ...

Grandma is fingering herself in the back seat again


I love that joke SS.
Glad you revived it.
Great work.
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silicone skyline wrote:Notice the word "Quiz" pops up and Magpie in the 80's is straight in here? :lol:

He has an alert on his computer, any time the word quiz appears on the internet, flashing lights and sirens go off.

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actually its on the word joke :lol:
and what else does one do when MAL alerts you to the Q :shock: :wink:

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WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SERINA WILLIAMS AND A PAIR OF JEANS ?
Theres only one fly on a pair of jeans ......

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It's obviously not going to be historically correct. I think it will be a technical thing in the wording. But who knows, it just better be good.
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Has no chance of being good enough, none at all.
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magpie in the 80's wrote:actually its on the word joke :lol:
and what else does one do when MAL alerts you to the Q :shock: :wink:

mal wrote:

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SERINA WILLIAMS AND A PAIR OF JEANS ?
Theres only one fly on a pair of jeans ......

ALSO
QUIZ in best jokes
by the time youse get it you will spew at me :wink:


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MAGPIE that pair of jeans joke is a classic :lol:

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ok, how about van dieman ?
i thought secret groups were a thing of the past, well not on websites anyway
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bayman wrote:ok, how about van dieman ?


They named this great land of ours after this explorer but he wuz not the first to land in Australia

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mal wrote:
bayman wrote:ok, how about van dieman ?


They named this great land of ours after this explorer but he wuz not the first to land in Australia

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not quite right mal tasmania (not the whole country) was called 'van diemans land' as a mark of respect as his dutch fleet LANDED on the west australian coast well before captain cook & co arrived
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CAPTAIN COOK incorrect as stated by BAYMAN as well
When did the VAN come over was it about 1636ish ?
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