Things that give you the sh1ts

[Booney]

They should just be honest, if they're here to shut to joint down, just say so, so that people can get on with their lives.

That's exactly what the people said.

Is it to reduce the number of redundancy packages they have to pay out by doing it this way?

Didn't work that way, they all took packages.

[DOC]

I despise the word "framework"

Carpenter?

[amber_fluid]

I despise the word "framework"

Carpenter?

Colin?

[Booney]

Col'n

[locky801]

Drivers that dont drive with their lights on in heavy foggy conditions

[Lightning McQueen]

Drivers that dont drive with their lights on in heavy foggy conditions

Is it that bad out there atm?

[Lightning McQueen]

Col'n

Yep, copped that one sweetly off the old man back in the day! Well you were the dickhead that named me!!!

[FlyingHigh]

They should just be honest, if they're here to shut to joint down, just say so, so that people can get on with their lives.

That's exactly what the people said.

Is it to reduce the number of redundancy packages they have to pay out by doing it this way?

Didn't work that way, they all took packages.

And in 2 months time they'll shut it down and there'll be an article on Adelaidenow about another business closing down in "hard times" and there'll be a pile-on against the government when people don't know the real reasons.

[FlyingHigh]

( Not that I care at all )

The complete and utter lack of accountability that has crept into this organization, can't wait to get out.

The new executive is so clearly defining everyone's roles to implement KPI's that people are no longer held accountable for errors, they simply pass it on to the person who has that role for them to cop the heat when a simple call or email would have closed the matter out.

Absolute f*cken pelicans.

Edit*

Going to Wankernomics at the Fringe tonight, can't wait because I'm drowning in that shit at the moment.

Enjoy

Wish I was going, watching them on youtube a bit lately

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TexOZ99nHE8

[wenchbarwer]

Col'n

The Survey skit was the hilarious.

"How old are you"
"Twenty..."
writes down 20
"...seven"

[FlyingHigh]

Play wank word bingo.

You need one of these to get you through the next meeting. Even mumblers get paid attention to..

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[Armchair expert]

I HATE TUESDAYS

[locky801]

Drivers that dont drive with their lights on in heavy foggy conditions

Is it that bad out there atm?

Was early this morning

[Jimmy_041]

Going to Wankernomics at the Fringe tonight, can't wait because I'm drowning in that shit at the moment.

Mrs Jimmy and I had a fantastic night at Gluttony on Sunday night

Thanks for the heads up - we are going back on Saturday and so I have booked in to Wankernomics
I just hope i dont sit there thinking mmmmmm......... yes.............. I do that

We're going to Dont call me Boomer as well

[Booney]

Going to Wankernomics at the Fringe tonight, can't wait because I'm drowning in that shit at the moment.

Mrs Jimmy and I had a fantastic night at Gluttony on Sunday night

Thanks for the heads up - we are going back on Saturday and so I have booked in to Wankernomics
I just hope i dont sit there thinking mmmmmm......... yes.............. I do that

We're going to Dont call me Boomer as well

You 100% do all of it.

[dedja]

Dear dickhead drivers, when there’s a sign stating 40km/h school zone between 8am-9:30am and 2pm-4pm, it means that your max speed in that zone is 40km/h during those times.

Just because I can read signs and you can’t, doesn’t entitle you to flash your lights and blast your horn.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Dear dickhead drivers, when there’s a sign stating 40km/h school zone between 8am-9:30am and 2pm-4pm, it means that your max speed in that zone is 40km/h during those times.

Just because I can read signs and you can’t, doesn’t entitle you to flash your lights and blast your horn.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

i had that yesterday arvo.
The drongo would have made a great conductor for the orchestra

[Armchair expert]

I'm going to have to start pissing on my hands

[DOC]

I'm going to have to start pissing on my hands

This is the shits thread.

Piss somewhere else.

[Lightning McQueen]

Dear dickhead drivers, when there’s a sign stating 40km/h school zone between 8am-9:30am and 2pm-4pm, it means that your max speed in that zone is 40km/h during those times.

Just because I can read signs and you can’t, doesn’t entitle you to flash your lights and blast your horn.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

i had that yesterday arvo.
The drongo would have made a great conductor for the orchestra

I had a chick in the right hand lane (of 3) doing about 71 in an 80 zone, I was in the middle lane but needing to get into her lane for a right turn up ahead, I was sitting on about 81-82 but then thought I'd give it a little to get past her and into the right lane, she then sped up to which point I was thinking she just didn't want to let me in.
I got next to here and she started going boonta at me, I said no worries and she then indicated to get into the middle lane and then made her way across to the left hand lane for a left turn on to Montague Road off ot Pt Wakefield Road.

If only she had of indicated prior to me reaching her then she wouldn't have risen her blood pressure, better still drive in one of the left two lanes if you aren't overtaking. Shits me when someone is getting shitty about not being let in yet they don't have an indicator to let other drivers know, I have a couple of friends that do it.