Some of your best work.Lightning McQueen wrote:First reason would be that they haven't started yet.Armchair expert wrote:Please explain to me why Essendon aren't winning tonight
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Dolphin Treasure wrote:Your an attention seeking embarsement..
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Lightning McQueen wrote:First reason would be that they haven't started yet.Armchair expert wrote:Please explain to me why Essendon aren't winning tonight

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I know the bar is low, but gee...amber_fluid wrote:Round one - Cripps in the votes and leads us to a great win
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At the G against the Tigers in from of a big crowdRB wrote:I know the bar is low, but gee...amber_fluid wrote:Round one - Cripps in the votes and leads us to a great win
Doesn’t get any better regardless of the players that are out there
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it have been nicer to have lost it, as then our new future coach would be well on the way. Instead another week of hanging in there MV
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Is the new coach bringing players with him?marbles wrote:it have been nicer to have lost it, as then our new future coach would be well on the way. Instead another week of hanging in there MV
If not he’s not required
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Brisbane have 13 players unavailable for selection this week. Not ideal in round 2*
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Gardiner
Andrews
Bailey
Inj
Doedee
McCluggage
Lloyd
Evans
Smith
McKenna
Hipwood
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Bailey
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Doedee
McCluggage
Lloyd
Evans
Smith
McKenna
Hipwood
Curtin
Murphy
Payne
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he might bring some mongrel and strike fear into the players to fight for victory! He might also not be a ranga. Rangas dont win flags lolamber_fluid wrote:Is the new coach bringing players with him?marbles wrote:it have been nicer to have lost it, as then our new future coach would be well on the way. Instead another week of hanging in there MV
If not he’s not required
I also find it a little bit Op Shoppy when youve got Kenny's brides lining the Carlton boundary and steering the ship.... Voss, Davies & Boak.
Like lets employ Ports hand-me-downs who havent won anything between them.
Give me Longmire & Adam Simpson over the Power's back up brigade anyday
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Norm Smith says hellomarbles wrote:he might bring some mongrel and strike fear into the players to fight for victory! He might also not be a ranga. Rangas dont win flags lolamber_fluid wrote:Is the new coach bringing players with him?marbles wrote:it have been nicer to have lost it, as then our new future coach would be well on the way. Instead another week of hanging in there MV
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C'mon it was like winning a T20 World Cup, big crowd and all but who really cares??amber_fluid wrote:At the G against the Tigers in from of a big crowdRB wrote:I know the bar is low, but gee...amber_fluid wrote:Round one - Cripps in the votes and leads us to a great win
Doesn’t get any better regardless of the players that are out there
Let that be a lesson to you Port, no one beats the Bays five times in a row in a GF and gets away with it!!!
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FTFYam Bays wrote:C'mon it was like getting a score over 5, big crowd and all but who really cares??amber_fluid wrote:At the G against the Tigers in from of a big crowdRB wrote:I know the bar is low, but gee...amber_fluid wrote:Round one - Cripps in the votes and leads us to a great win
Doesn’t get any better regardless of the players that are out there
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If we’re beating the Poms it still countsam Bays wrote:C'mon it was like winning a T20 World Cup, big crowd and all but who really cares??amber_fluid wrote:At the G against the Tigers in from of a big crowdRB wrote:I know the bar is low, but gee...amber_fluid wrote:Round one - Cripps in the votes and leads us to a great win
Doesn’t get any better regardless of the players that are out there
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More like winning a FIFA Peace Prizeam Bays wrote:C'mon it was like winning a T20 World Cup, big crowd and all but who really cares??amber_fluid wrote:At the G against the Tigers in from of a big crowdRB wrote:I know the bar is low, but gee...amber_fluid wrote:Round one - Cripps in the votes and leads us to a great win
Doesn’t get any better regardless of the players that are out there
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.
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My Friday Forecast -
* Free Kick Hawthorn.
* Gunston kicks 5.
* Essendon kids look promising.
* Hawks benefit from already playing a game and win by 34pts.
* Attendance 86,845.
* Free Kick Hawthorn.
* Gunston kicks 5.
* Essendon kids look promising.
* Hawks benefit from already playing a game and win by 34pts.
* Attendance 86,845.
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Pretty much the same except I think there was still about 20k seats not sold still so I’m going 76k crowdPatowalongaPirate wrote:My Friday Forecast -
* Free Kick Hawthorn.
* Gunston kicks 5.
* Essendon kids look promising.
* Hawks benefit from already playing a game and win by 34pts.
* Attendance 86,845.
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If the Bar/ Bistro area at the Corner Hotel is any guide, it’ll be a decent crowd tonight.Jim05 wrote:Pretty much the same except I think there was still about 20k seats not sold still so I’m going 76k crowdPatowalongaPirate wrote:My Friday Forecast -
* Free Kick Hawthorn.
* Gunston kicks 5.
* Essendon kids look promising.
* Hawks benefit from already playing a game and win by 34pts.
* Attendance 86,845.
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They looked alright for about 15 minsArmchair expert wrote:I thought Essendon were a sneaky chance
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NopeArmchair expert wrote:I thought Essendon were a sneaky chance
We will be competitive in patches but I just don’t see us troubling too many sides.
Be nice if the coach gives the kids a good run at it rather than the sme old duds that let us down week after week
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