Round 1 - 2026

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Lightning McQueen wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:Please explain to me why Essendon aren't winning tonight
First reason would be that they haven't started yet.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:Please explain to me why Essendon aren't winning tonight
First reason would be that they haven't started yet.
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amber_fluid wrote:Round one - Cripps in the votes and leads us to a great win
I know the bar is low, but gee...
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RB wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:Round one - Cripps in the votes and leads us to a great win
I know the bar is low, but gee...
At the G against the Tigers in from of a big crowd
Doesn’t get any better regardless of the players that are out there
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it have been nicer to have lost it, as then our new future coach would be well on the way. Instead another week of hanging in there MV
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marbles wrote:it have been nicer to have lost it, as then our new future coach would be well on the way. Instead another week of hanging in there MV
Is the new coach bringing players with him?
If not he’s not required
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Brisbane have 13 players unavailable for selection this week. Not ideal in round 2*

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amber_fluid wrote:
marbles wrote:it have been nicer to have lost it, as then our new future coach would be well on the way. Instead another week of hanging in there MV
Is the new coach bringing players with him?
If not he’s not required
he might bring some mongrel and strike fear into the players to fight for victory! He might also not be a ranga. Rangas dont win flags lol

I also find it a little bit Op Shoppy when youve got Kenny's brides lining the Carlton boundary and steering the ship.... Voss, Davies & Boak.

Like lets employ Ports hand-me-downs who havent won anything between them.

Give me Longmire & Adam Simpson over the Power's back up brigade anyday
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marbles wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
marbles wrote:it have been nicer to have lost it, as then our new future coach would be well on the way. Instead another week of hanging in there MV
Is the new coach bringing players with him?
If not he’s not required
he might bring some mongrel and strike fear into the players to fight for victory! He might also not be a ranga. Rangas dont win flags lol
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amber_fluid wrote:
RB wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:Round one - Cripps in the votes and leads us to a great win
I know the bar is low, but gee...
At the G against the Tigers in from of a big crowd
Doesn’t get any better regardless of the players that are out there
C'mon it was like winning a T20 World Cup, big crowd and all but who really cares??

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am Bays wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
RB wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:Round one - Cripps in the votes and leads us to a great win
I know the bar is low, but gee...
At the G against the Tigers in from of a big crowd
Doesn’t get any better regardless of the players that are out there
C'mon it was like getting a score over 5, big crowd and all but who really cares??

;)
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am Bays wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
RB wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:Round one - Cripps in the votes and leads us to a great win
I know the bar is low, but gee...
At the G against the Tigers in from of a big crowd
Doesn’t get any better regardless of the players that are out there
C'mon it was like winning a T20 World Cup, big crowd and all but who really cares??

;)
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am Bays wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
RB wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:Round one - Cripps in the votes and leads us to a great win
I know the bar is low, but gee...
At the G against the Tigers in from of a big crowd
Doesn’t get any better regardless of the players that are out there
C'mon it was like winning a T20 World Cup, big crowd and all but who really cares??

;)
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My Friday Forecast -

* Free Kick Hawthorn.
* Gunston kicks 5.
* Essendon kids look promising.
* Hawks benefit from already playing a game and win by 34pts.
* Attendance 86,845.
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PatowalongaPirate wrote:My Friday Forecast -

* Free Kick Hawthorn.
* Gunston kicks 5.
* Essendon kids look promising.
* Hawks benefit from already playing a game and win by 34pts.
* Attendance 86,845.
Pretty much the same except I think there was still about 20k seats not sold still so I’m going 76k crowd
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Jim05 wrote:
PatowalongaPirate wrote:My Friday Forecast -

* Free Kick Hawthorn.
* Gunston kicks 5.
* Essendon kids look promising.
* Hawks benefit from already playing a game and win by 34pts.
* Attendance 86,845.
Pretty much the same except I think there was still about 20k seats not sold still so I’m going 76k crowd
If the Bar/ Bistro area at the Corner Hotel is any guide, it’ll be a decent crowd tonight.
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I thought Essendon were a sneaky chance :oops:
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Armchair expert wrote:I thought Essendon were a sneaky chance :oops:
They looked alright for about 15 mins
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Armchair expert wrote:I thought Essendon were a sneaky chance :oops:
Nope
We will be competitive in patches but I just don’t see us troubling too many sides.
Be nice if the coach gives the kids a good run at it rather than the sme old duds that let us down week after week
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