Round Zero 2026

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Re: Round Zero 2026

Postby am Bays » Fri Mar 06, 2026 12:57 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
am Bays wrote:Same amount of possessions last night but Carlton had almost 30 less tackles (67-38)

Just didn't want the contest or more specifically just didn't want to defensive work for their team mates.


As Doc pointed out most of our kicks were grubbers along the ground.
Our disposal was terrible


nah only 3/10 of your possessions were "ineffective" according to AFL.com noting that handball efficiency is better than kicking efficiency
Let that be a lesson to you Port, no one beats the Bays five times in a row in a GF and gets away with it!!!
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Re: Round Zero 2026

Postby amber_fluid » Fri Mar 06, 2026 1:00 pm

am Bays wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
am Bays wrote:Same amount of possessions last night but Carlton had almost 30 less tackles (67-38)

Just didn't want the contest or more specifically just didn't want to defensive work for their team mates.


As Doc pointed out most of our kicks were grubbers along the ground.
Our disposal was terrible


nah only 3/10 of your possessions were "ineffective" according to AFL.com noting that handball efficiency is better than kicking efficiency


3/10 of our possessions went forward and 7/10 backwards so that makes sense
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Re: Round Zero 2026

Postby dedja » Fri Mar 06, 2026 1:11 pm

I hear the ACCC is looking to investigate Carlton for misleading and deceptive conduct with respect to its fans.
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.
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Re: Round Zero 2026

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Mar 06, 2026 1:40 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
I won’t remind him of this post if you do lose
:lol:


I met up with a chick last night who is a staunch North Melbourne supporter, we've pencilled in an outing Sunday week to watch the game with a bit of a wager on it, I just don't feel too good about it already.
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Re: Round Zero 2026

Postby wenchbarwer » Fri Mar 06, 2026 1:50 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
I won’t remind him of this post if you do lose
:lol:


I met up with a chick last night who is a staunch North Melbourne supporter, we've pencilled in an outing Sunday week to watch the game with a bit of a wager on it, I just don't feel too good about it already.


Is this another one???

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Re: Round Zero 2026

Postby amber_fluid » Fri Mar 06, 2026 2:02 pm

wenchbarwer wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
I won’t remind him of this post if you do lose
:lol:


I met up with a chick last night who is a staunch North Melbourne supporter, we've pencilled in an outing Sunday week to watch the game with a bit of a wager on it, I just don't feel too good about it already.


Is this another one???

Honestly, with the right bet here, you can't possibly lose


Who are you?
His mother?
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Re: Round Zero 2026

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Mar 06, 2026 2:03 pm

wenchbarwer wrote:
Is this another one???

Honestly, with the right bet here, you can't possibly lose


Yeah, a newbie, see what happens.
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Re: Round Zero 2026

Postby dedja » Fri Mar 06, 2026 2:07 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
wenchbarwer wrote:
Is this another one???

Honestly, with the right bet here, you can't possibly lose


Yeah, a newbie, see what happens.



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Re: Round Zero 2026

Postby Booney » Fri Mar 06, 2026 2:12 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
wenchbarwer wrote:
Is this another one???

Honestly, with the right bet here, you can't possibly lose


Yeah, a newbie, see what happens.


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Re: Round Zero 2026

Postby Brodlach » Fri Mar 06, 2026 2:12 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
wenchbarwer wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
I won’t remind him of this post if you do lose
:lol:


I met up with a chick last night who is a staunch North Melbourne supporter, we've pencilled in an outing Sunday week to watch the game with a bit of a wager on it, I just don't feel too good about it already.


Is this another one???

Honestly, with the right bet here, you can't possibly lose


Who are you?
His mother?



Nope, a scorned lover
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Re: Round Zero 2026

Postby wenchbarwer » Fri Mar 06, 2026 2:19 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
wenchbarwer wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
I won’t remind him of this post if you do lose
:lol:


I met up with a chick last night who is a staunch North Melbourne supporter, we've pencilled in an outing Sunday week to watch the game with a bit of a wager on it, I just don't feel too good about it already.


Is this another one???

Honestly, with the right bet here, you can't possibly lose


Who are you?
His mother?


Nah, I'm on the waitlist for "The LM Chronicles"
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Re: Round Zero 2026

Postby Booney » Fri Mar 06, 2026 2:25 pm

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Re: Round Zero 2026

Postby wenchbarwer » Fri Mar 06, 2026 2:36 pm

Booney wrote:Image


You got the censored version?
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Re: Round Zero 2026

Postby gadj1976 » Fri Mar 06, 2026 3:46 pm

dedja wrote:I hear the ACCC is looking to investigate Carlton for misleading and deceptive conduct with respect to its fans.


....for the last 20 years
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Re: Round Zero 2026

Postby dedja » Fri Mar 06, 2026 4:03 pm

gadj1976 wrote:
dedja wrote:I hear the ACCC is looking to investigate Carlton for misleading and deceptive conduct with respect to its fans.


....for the last 20 years


Definitely an aggravated nature to the alleged offending.
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Re: Round Zero 2026

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Mar 06, 2026 5:12 pm

wenchbarwer wrote:
Booney wrote:Image


You got the censored version?

:lol:
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Re: Round Zero 2026

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Mar 06, 2026 5:14 pm

Booney wrote:
We can't wait.

Via a mutual friend, she mustn’t like her.

So far so good.
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Re: Round Zero 2026

Postby DOC » Fri Mar 06, 2026 7:09 pm

FMD Damien Hardwick

“We’re really excited about the product we will put out tonight.”

Must be doing the catering.
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Re: Round Zero 2026

Postby Brodlach » Fri Mar 06, 2026 7:26 pm

DOC wrote:FMD Damien Hardwick

“We’re really excited about the product we will put out tonight.”

Must be doing the catering.

Hopefully not a shitburger
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Re: Round Zero 2026

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri Mar 06, 2026 7:28 pm

If Suns dont win tonight, they miss the top 10 and Dimma gets sacked during season
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