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Lightning McQueen wrote:Went to OPSM to get replacement saftey glasses for work, I don't rate their testing technique highly and told them my eyes are tested with animation on tv screens yet I can read print from a distance well.
The do my test and tell me that I need to be wearing glasses while driving, I then booked into specsavers for a 2nd opinion as I think I can see and read well from a distance.
Done my test at Specsavers, asked about needing glasses for driving and the optometrist says "na mate, as long as you can read the tyop line, that is a pass, you can read the top two lines and you go 2/4 on the bottom line".
He then asked me if I was getting new glasses that visit, I asked if I really needed them and he said "I should say yes for the sale, but your old ones should still be fine if they're in good condition".
Happy about the result, bit annoyed with OPSM though, had me worried.
Only reason I've ever shopped at OPSM is to get good prescription sunnies, and I bring my own script from Specsavers
My work glasses are supplied free, otherwise I wouldn't even drive within a kilometre of Arndale.
Oh god, I said nothing about Arndale!! :lol: :lol:
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Had last leg of a big multi Rockets -7.5 over Wizards.. and less than a minute to go, KD literally passes the ball back for an easy 2, then turns it over again for another 2, follows up giving away a tech foul - then they let them nail a 3 pointer on the buzzer.

Rockets win by 5. 8 points in 48 seconrds by the Wizards to **** my multi
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The Bedge wrote:Had last leg of a big multi Rockets -7.5 over Wizards.. and less than a minute to go, KD literally passes the ball back for an easy 2, then turns it over again for another 2, follows up giving away a tech foul - then they let them nail a 3 pointer on the buzzer.

Rockets win by 5. 8 points in 48 seconrds by the Wizards to **** my multi
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From news.com.au

AFL football boss Greg Swann has definitively closed a loophole to the new ruck rules.

Sydney ruckman Brodie Grundy raised eyebrows with a fascinating centre-circle tactic that earned him a free kick in last Thursday’s Community Series match against the Giants.

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Grundy coaxed GWS counterpart Nick Madden into ‘illegally’ crossing the centre-circle line — which ruckmen are forbidden to do under the newly-introduced rules — resulting in a free kick to the star Swan.

Last week, Swann said the league hadn’t anticipated players exploiting the new ruck rules in the clever manner Grundy did.

“It’s probably one we didn’t contemplate, but anyway, we’ll have a look at it and see where we go,” Swann told SEN Breakfast last Friday.

Well, unfortunately for Grundy, that loophole has been officially closed by Swann and the AFL brains trust.

“We’ve looked at that, and he (Grundy) got a free for that (last week), but there wouldn’t be a free (going forward),” Swann confirmed on AFL 360 on Monday night.

“If you don’t jump, and you want to … (do) the stooging, you can stooge, but it’ll be play on.”


What absolute numpties the AFL are.
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I like that it's now play on, though. And, they're not changing the rule mid-season for a change.

Be nice if the umpires could have some actual feel for the game and just called "play on" the first time...
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Swann is just another Geelong stooge
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The Bedge wrote:Had last leg of a big multi Rockets -7.5 over Wizards.. and less than a minute to go, KD literally passes the ball back for an easy 2, then turns it over again for another 2, follows up giving away a tech foul - then they let them nail a 3 pointer on the buzzer.

Rockets win by 5. 8 points in 48 seconrds by the Wizards to **** my multi
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gadj1976 wrote:From news.com.au

AFL football boss Greg Swann has definitively closed a loophole to the new ruck rules.

Sydney ruckman Brodie Grundy raised eyebrows with a fascinating centre-circle tactic that earned him a free kick in last Thursday’s Community Series match against the Giants.

Watch every match of every round of the Premiership Season LIVE and ad-break free during play on FOX FOOTY, available on Kayo Sports | New to Kayo? Join now and get your first month for just $1.

Grundy coaxed GWS counterpart Nick Madden into ‘illegally’ crossing the centre-circle line — which ruckmen are forbidden to do under the newly-introduced rules — resulting in a free kick to the star Swan.

Last week, Swann said the league hadn’t anticipated players exploiting the new ruck rules in the clever manner Grundy did.

“It’s probably one we didn’t contemplate, but anyway, we’ll have a look at it and see where we go,” Swann told SEN Breakfast last Friday.

Well, unfortunately for Grundy, that loophole has been officially closed by Swann and the AFL brains trust.

“We’ve looked at that, and he (Grundy) got a free for that (last week), but there wouldn’t be a free (going forward),” Swann confirmed on AFL 360 on Monday night.

“If you don’t jump, and you want to … (do) the stooging, you can stooge, but it’ll be play on.”


What absolute numpties the AFL are.
What a stupid comment by Swann
Players and coaches outsmart them every time they change the rules
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Don’t have my car for a few days, missus was out this morning, so message her to get some bread from our local bakery on the way home. We have 2 great bakeries close by.

She comes home later with a supermarket loaf. :roll: :Hangman:
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Companies charging a surcharge when using eftpos
Has something changed recently here?
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amber_fluid wrote:Companies charging a surcharge when using eftpos
Has something changed recently here?
Has your cheque cleared yet?
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.
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dedja wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:Companies charging a surcharge when using eftpos
Has something changed recently here?
Has your cheque cleared yet?
After 9 **** days, yes it has
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amber_fluid wrote:Companies charging a surcharge when using eftpos
Has something changed recently here?
It’s shithouse. Understand credit cards but EFTPOS transactions for savings accounts is a pure cash grab
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amber_fluid wrote:
dedja wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:Companies charging a surcharge when using eftpos
Has something changed recently here?
Has your cheque cleared yet?
After 9 **** days, yes it has
That’s criminal :Hangman:
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dedja wrote:Don’t have my car for a few days, missus was out this morning, so message her to get some bread from our local bakery on the way home. We have 2 great bakeries close by.

She comes home later with a supermarket loaf. :roll: :Hangman:
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Brodlach wrote:
dedja wrote:Don’t have my car for a few days, missus was out this morning, so message her to get some bread from our local bakery on the way home. We have 2 great bakeries close by.

She comes home later with a supermarket loaf. :roll: :Hangman:
Your legs painted on?
I’ve spent most of the day under a car removing a steering rack and other suspension components, but yes, my legs do work thanks.
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dedja wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
dedja wrote:Don’t have my car for a few days, missus was out this morning, so message her to get some bread from our local bakery on the way home. We have 2 great bakeries close by.

She comes home later with a supermarket loaf. :roll: :Hangman:
Your legs painted on?
I’ve spent most of the day under a car removing a steering rack and other suspension components, but yes, my legs do work thanks.
Nice work!

Also, I should have added an emoji
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Brodlach wrote:
dedja wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
dedja wrote:Don’t have my car for a few days, missus was out this morning, so message her to get some bread from our local bakery on the way home. We have 2 great bakeries close by.

She comes home later with a supermarket loaf. :roll: :Hangman:
Your legs painted on?
I’ve spent most of the day under a car removing a steering rack and other suspension components, but yes, my legs do work thanks.
Nice work!

Also, I should have added an emoji
I should have just told you to get faarked, with a smiley emoji. :lol:
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Brodlach wrote:
dedja wrote:Don’t have my car for a few days, missus was out this morning, so message her to get some bread from our local bakery on the way home. We have 2 great bakeries close by.

She comes home later with a supermarket loaf. :roll: :Hangman:
Your legs painted on?
His ears are so why would his legs be any different
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amber_fluid wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
dedja wrote:Don’t have my car for a few days, missus was out this morning, so message her to get some bread from our local bakery on the way home. We have 2 great bakeries close by.

She comes home later with a supermarket loaf. :roll: :Hangman:
Your legs painted on?
His ears are so why would his legs be any different
So is my dick
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.
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