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carey wrote:How slow SAfooty.net is running
was fine for me up until an hour ago, now slower than a snail going in reverse :roll: :evil:
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carey wrote:How slow SAfooty.net is running

How slow are you for only just noticing :lol:
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It was running too fast yesterday morning.
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Armchair expert wrote:It was running too fast yesterday morning.
and this morning ;)
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I play this in my head when its slow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsVfElI-7oo
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The issues aren’t solely due to the number of bots, judging from when it’s painfully slow and the number of guests at those times.

The site is basically unusable now, so either try to fix it properly or just shut it down I reckon.
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Maybe one for "People who give you the sh1ts" thread.

Nick Stevens (ex Port/Carlton)

https://www.news.com.au/national/victor ... 5723d17869
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gadj1976 wrote:Maybe one for "People who give you the sh1ts" thread.

Nick Stevens (ex Port/Carlton)

https://www.news.com.au/national/victor ... 5723d17869
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gadj1976 wrote:
Nick Stevens (ex Port/Carlton/Glenelg)
EFA ;)
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Jim05 wrote:
gadj1976 wrote:
Nick Stevens (ex Port/Carlton/Glenelg)
EFA ;)
B-(
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Why the **** are we so tolerant as a country?

A 85 year old bloke tortured and killed in a case of mistaken identity

And the morons in Canberra wonder why Pauline is growing in popularity.
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In my experience, the tolerant countries tend to be freer, safer and way more prosperous. So there's that.

We have a relatively low crime rate and if the people responsible for this are identified, they'll do life (and rightly so).

Do the morons in Canberra you refer to include Pauline herself? I get the appeal to Pauline (sort of) but I'm not sure what specific policies she's offered in her ten years in the Senate that would have prevented this particular incident.
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I really, really don't understand the love for our red headed clown. Her voting record is abysmal, the things she's voted against contrast wildly with the crap she's been pedaling this election, and yet people conveniently ignore the fact she's purely in politics for the gravy train and to be a disruptor with little to no influence on policy.
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AI source so may be wrong, but:
Pauline Hanson, the leader of One Nation and Senator for Queensland, has a voting record characterised by consistent support for conservative economic policies, fossil fuels, and stricter welfare controls. Recent data from February 2026 indicates she has increasingly sided against several Labor government initiatives while expanding her party's influence by recruiting former Coalition members.

Detailed records of her specific votes and policy stances are available via the They Vote For You database and the Parliamentary Handbook.
Key Voting Patterns
Economic & Social Welfare: Consistently voted against increasing JobSeeker, Youth Allowance, and childcare subsidies. She has supported welfare restrictions such as drug testing for recipients and the cashless debit card.
Environment & Energy: Voted for continuing fossil fuel subsidies, supporting new coal and gas projects, and maintaining coal-fired power. She has generally voted against stronger renewable energy and climate action measures.
Housing: Almost always voted against measures aimed at increasing housing affordability or federal action on public housing.
Workplace Relations: Frequently voted against increasing trade union powers, workplace protections, and measures to reduce the gender pay gap. She notably opposed the "Same Job Same Pay" laws.
Taxes: Voted for reducing taxes for high-income earners.

Recent Legislative Activity (2025–2026)
Defence: In February 2026, she voted Yes on the Defence Amendment (Parliamentary Joint Committee on Defence) Bill 2025.
Home Affairs: In September 2025, she voted No on the Home Affairs Legislation Amendment (2025 Measures No. 1) Bill.
Absences: She was recorded as absent for several key February 2026 votes, including urgency motions on housing and the cost of living.

Political Alignment
Historically, Hanson's voting record has shown a high degree of agreement with the Coalition. More recently, she has positioned One Nation as a "viable alternative government," overtaking the opposition leader in some preferred Prime Minister polling as of January 2026. Her party currently maintains a 100% voting agreement among its own Senators, including recent recruit Sean Bell.
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She went to Trumps Mar-A-Lago with Rinehart.

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Its not to dissimilar to how Trump has convinced the American bogan to vote for him. When we all know his only out to help himself and his billionaire buddies
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Booney wrote:She went to Trumps Mar-A-Lago with Rinehart.

If anyone thinks she's for the battler they simply don't think.
Are any of them?
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Armchair expert wrote:
Booney wrote:She went to Trumps Mar-A-Lago with Rinehart.

If anyone thinks she's for the battler they simply don't think.
Are any of them?
Nope
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