Things that give you the sh1ts

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Fri Jun 27, 2025 4:22 pm

dedja wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:
dedja wrote:Dear Microsoft,

I don't use many of your products because they are generally shit, but when I do, i don’t want Copilot rammed down my thoat.

When I’m in Outlook and I turn it off, my yes be yes and my no be no, so don't keep turning it back on behind my back.

Sincerely,
Dedj
I'm with him Gates - **** off with your Windows 11 as well

I removed Edge as well
I downloaded a programme that got rid of it but I cant find it
So that fix worked and no more Win 11?

Sounds like the programme he downloaded went mia

Armchair expert · Post by **Armchair expert** » Fri Jun 27, 2025 7:04 pm

Armchair expert wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:Getting the sniffles ffs
Can't shake it, was getting better earlier in the week now I have self diagnosed laryngitis ffs

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Fri Jun 27, 2025 8:30 pm

Armchair expert wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:Getting the sniffles ffs
Can't shake it, was getting better earlier in the week now I have self diagnosed laryngitis ffs

Dr Google?

Armchair expert · Post by **Armchair expert** » Fri Jun 27, 2025 9:59 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:Getting the sniffles ffs
Can't shake it, was getting better earlier in the week now I have self diagnosed laryngitis ffs
Dr Google?

Dr. Chatgpt

Jimmy_041 · Post by **Jimmy_041** » Mon Jun 30, 2025 11:17 am

Sunday lunches and nil discipline

Armchair expert · Post by **Armchair expert** » Wed Jul 02, 2025 11:23 am

I'm about to murder this prick using a mechanical keyboard.

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Wed Jul 02, 2025 11:27 am

Armchair expert wrote:I'm about to murder this prick using a mechanical keyboard.

How long have you been in my office?

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Wed Jul 02, 2025 11:46 am

Booney wrote:
How long have you been in my office?

Booney wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:
Booney wrote:Stalkers.
Thats a nice blue shirt you're wearing today Boon
Thank you. What do you think of our bathroom renovations?

stan · Post by **stan** » Wed Jul 02, 2025 10:19 pm

Armchair expert wrote:I'm about to murder this prick using a mechanical keyboard.

Ah, these keyboards. Seem to be very hip for some reason. There are a few in our office and I'm not sure what the hype is besides the noise.

dedja · Post by **dedja** » Wed Jul 02, 2025 10:27 pm

stan wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:I'm about to murder this prick using a mechanical keyboard.
Ah, these keyboards. Seem to be very hip for some reason. There are a few in our office and I'm not sure what the hype is besides the noise.

A fella I worked with years ago used to religiously pull all the keys off to clean them so I changed the top line from QWERTY to GET F*CKED

Jim05 · Post by **Jim05** » Thu Jul 03, 2025 5:57 am

Go around the other side of the world and taking photos of the World War 2 monument in Washington only to bump into Penny Wong and KRudd. Had to bite my tongue when he shook my hand. I did comment that Penny is a good Adelaide girl and he laughed and said Adelaide girl maybe but not sure about good.

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Thu Jul 03, 2025 7:35 am

Jim05 wrote:Go around the other side of the world and taking photos of the World War 2 monument in Washington only to bump into Penny Wong and KRudd. Had to bite my tongue when he shook my hand. I did comment that Penny is a good Adelaide girl and he laughed and said Adelaide girl maybe but not sure about good.

Wonder what she's done wong?

Jim05 · Post by **Jim05** » Thu Jul 03, 2025 7:44 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Jim05 wrote:Go around the other side of the world and taking photos of the World War 2 monument in Washington only to bump into Penny Wong and KRudd. Had to bite my tongue when he shook my hand. I did comment that Penny is a good Adelaide girl and he laughed and said Adelaide girl maybe but not sure about good.
Wonder what she's done wong?

They both laughed at it so I’m guessing just a bit of a joke

Mr Beefy · Post by **Mr Beefy** » Thu Jul 03, 2025 7:54 am

Jim05 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Jim05 wrote:Go around the other side of the world and taking photos of the World War 2 monument in Washington only to bump into Penny Wong and KRudd. Had to bite my tongue when he shook my hand. I did comment that Penny is a good Adelaide girl and he laughed and said Adelaide girl maybe but not sure about good.
Wonder what she's done wong?
They both laughed at it so I’m guessing just a bit of a joke

The penny hasn't dropped with Jim

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Thu Jul 03, 2025 8:09 am

Mr Beefy wrote:
Jim05 wrote: They both laughed at it so I’m guessing just a bit of a joke
The penny hasn't dropped with Jim

To his defence he is currently 13.5 hours behind us.

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Thu Jul 03, 2025 8:19 am

Mr Beefy wrote:
Jim05 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Jim05 wrote:Go around the other side of the world and taking photos of the World War 2 monument in Washington only to bump into Penny Wong and KRudd. Had to bite my tongue when he shook my hand. I did comment that Penny is a good Adelaide girl and he laughed and said Adelaide girl maybe but not sure about good.
Wonder what she's done wong?
They both laughed at it so I’m guessing just a bit of a joke
The penny hasn't dropped with Jim

When it does drop he can pick up those names when he bends down.

dedja · Post by **dedja** » Thu Jul 03, 2025 9:50 am

Jim05 wrote:Go around the other side of the world and taking photos of the World War 2 monument in Washington only to bump into Penny Wong and KRudd. Had to bite my tongue when he shook my hand. I did comment that Penny is a good Adelaide girl and he laughed and said Adelaide girl maybe but not sure about good.

LOL, that’s gold.

Pseudo · Post by **Pseudo** » Thu Jul 03, 2025 10:17 am

Armchair expert wrote:I'm about to murder this prick using a mechanical keyboard.

Using a keyboard? Wouldn't it be easier to strangle him?

mots02 · Post by **mots02** » Thu Jul 03, 2025 12:37 pm

Jim05 wrote:Go around the other side of the world and taking photos of the World War 2 monument in Washington only to bump into Penny Wong and KRudd. Had to bite my tongue when he shook my hand. I did comment that Penny is a good Adelaide girl and he laughed and said Adelaide girl maybe but not sure about good.

Did you call Kev a pea heart?

amber_fluid · Post by **amber_fluid** » Fri Jul 04, 2025 2:35 pm

Australia post.
Expecting a parcel today.
Get an email and text saying they tried to deliver it but no one home.
I work from home and have cameras.
Nope no you didn’t.
They sent me a photo of a truck blocking MY driveway apparently

Not my house or street ya dickhead!

Nice try!
Rang Aust Post(**** that took ages) and ol mate is suppose to be delivering back later today

I’ll greet him at the driveway!!

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