Things that give you the sh1ts

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Lightning McQueen wrote:Riddled with bad luck over the weekend.

Done a big cook up for my sons birthday on Sunday with 18 guests, toilet clogged up Sunday morning, was a nightmare or the day, we managed to get through though.

Washing machine shat itself Monday then while I was at Bunnings looking for possible toilet clearing products I decided to treat myself to sausage sanga.

Snag was burnt, as were the onions and they must have been put on week old bread, I didn't say anything to them but it was clear that I wasn't impressed as I took a bite then leaned over their table to toss it in their bin.


Aldi have g0t washing machines on sale satrting Saturday $350 cant go wrong, grab a dryer as well also 350
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Booney wrote:First lergy of the winter.

There is a shitload going around

Still getting over it, been a week now.


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daysofourlives wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Riddled with bad luck over the weekend.

Done a big cook up for my sons birthday on Sunday with 18 guests, toilet clogged up Sunday morning, was a nightmare or the day, we managed to get through though.

Washing machine shat itself Monday then while I was at Bunnings looking for possible toilet clearing products I decided to treat myself to sausage sanga.

Snag was burnt, as were the onions and they must have been put on week old bread, I didn't say anything to them but it was clear that I wasn't impressed as I took a bite then leaned over their table to toss it in their bin.


Aldi have g0t washing machines on sale satrting Saturday $350 cant go wrong, grab a dryer as well also 350

Any toilets though??
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Getting the sniffles ffs
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Armchair expert wrote:Getting the sniffles ffs


I’ve been crook since last Tuesday.

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dedja wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:Getting the sniffles ffs


I’ve been crook since last Tuesday.

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Last Tuesday, of which decade?
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Dunno, I’m just an idiot.
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Never trust a fart in Bali…
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Corona Man wrote:Never trust a fart in Bali…

I actually just popped in to appreciate the probiotics I’ve been taking for the last 4 weeks in preparation for Bali, still have full confidence when emitting wind from the anus.
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daysofourlives wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Riddled with bad luck over the weekend.

Done a big cook up for my sons birthday on Sunday with 18 guests, toilet clogged up Sunday morning, was a nightmare or the day, we managed to get through though.

Washing machine shat itself Monday then while I was at Bunnings looking for possible toilet clearing products I decided to treat myself to sausage sanga.

Snag was burnt, as were the onions and they must have been put on week old bread, I didn't say anything to them but it was clear that I wasn't impressed as I took a bite then leaned over their table to toss it in their bin.


Aldi have g0t washing machines on sale satrting Saturday $350 cant go wrong, grab a dryer as well also 350

Stuff getting a dryer, my son would use it all the time.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
daysofourlives wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Riddled with bad luck over the weekend.

Done a big cook up for my sons birthday on Sunday with 18 guests, toilet clogged up Sunday morning, was a nightmare or the day, we managed to get through though.

Washing machine shat itself Monday then while I was at Bunnings looking for possible toilet clearing products I decided to treat myself to sausage sanga.

Snag was burnt, as were the onions and they must have been put on week old bread, I didn't say anything to them but it was clear that I wasn't impressed as I took a bite then leaned over their table to toss it in their bin.


Aldi have g0t washing machines on sale satrting Saturday $350 cant go wrong, grab a dryer as well also 350

Stuff getting a dryer, my son would use it all the time.

I picked up both, so far so good, i sound like your son, who can be assed hanging clothes out especially this time of the year but i do have solar and battery to help out
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just be aware you get what you pay for on whitegoods, both in quality and energy efficiency.
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MW wrote:just be aware you get what you pay for on whitegoods, both in quality and energy efficiency.


Looking forward to the follow up question on the "I need to know" thread

How do you claim on household insurance when your dryer catches fire?
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MW wrote:just be aware you get what you pay for on whitegoods, both in quality and energy efficiency.


No such thing as a cheap dryer. $$$.
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to run? No. That's why I only use mine for emergencies.
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MW wrote:to run? No. That's why I only use mine for emergencies.
I use the dryer at home almost daily
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Jim05 wrote:
MW wrote:to run? No. That's why I only use mine for emergencies.
I use the dryer at home almost daily


Must be an Essendon thing, me too.

Bugger having scratchy towels and coarse undies & socks! :lol: :lol:
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MW wrote:to run? No. That's why I only use mine for emergencies.


Airer in the lounge where the heating is or under cover outside. Haven't had a dryer for over 20 years and have made it to this point quite comfortably.
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if i ever have to pay for whitegoods i would be the same, makes it easier when its all for free :)
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wenchbarwer wrote:
Jim05 wrote:
MW wrote:to run? No. That's why I only use mine for emergencies.
I use the dryer at home almost daily


Must be an Essendon thing, me too.

Bugger having scratchy towels and coarse undies & socks! :lol: :lol:


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