Things that make you laugh

[dedja]

https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/sou ... 7b8e3fa0e7

Nude man caught on camera jogging through Adelaide streets

A nude man has shocked onlookers by jogging down a suburban street, covered only in socks and sneakers.

Video shared by 7NEWS shows the man keeping a modest pace as he made his way down the inner western street, seemingly oblivious to his state of undress.

Police said they are aware of the incident.

Running naked in public falls under indecent exposure laws in SA.

https://www.tiktok.com/@7newsaustralia/ ... 8030247175

[Spargo]

Steady pace too…

[tigerpie]

Good morning sir we are taking you for a scan at the Rah....5 seconds later....scratch that, you haven't fasted and we haven't booked you in.
The level of incompetence just astounds me!

[tigerpie]

Good morning sir we are taking you for a scan at the Rah....5 seconds later....scratch that, you haven't fasted and we haven't booked you in.
The level of incompetence just astounds me!

Hold my beer. Taking you for an mri, do you have any metal screwsor whateverin your body?
Mate you are looking directly at 30 Staples in my head.....you can't make this shit up seriously.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Good morning sir we are taking you for a scan at the Rah....5 seconds later....scratch that, you haven't fasted and we haven't booked you in.
The level of incompetence just astounds me!

Hold my beer. Taking you for an mri, do you have any metal screwsor whateverin your body?
Mate you are looking directly at 30 Staples in my head.....you can't make this shit up seriously.

What did you do to yourself to get 30 staples??
That sounds painful

[tigerpie]

Good morning sir we are taking you for a scan at the Rah....5 seconds later....scratch that, you haven't fasted and we haven't booked you in.
The level of incompetence just astounds me!

Hold my beer. Taking you for an mri, do you have any metal screwsor whateverin your body?
Mate you are looking directly at 30 Staples in my head.....you can't make this shit up seriously.

What did you do to yourself to get 30 staples??
That sounds painful

Had me headsawnopen lol

[Pseudo]

Felt the phone buzz in the pocket. Unknown (03) number. Answered it.

Hello?

Pause.

Hello?

Pause.

Is this Pseudo? (my real name, mispronounced, thick accent)

Yes..

I am calling from paypal, somebody purchased $799 of gift cards on your account.


Yeah, I bought gift cards.

Uhhh... I am letting you know $799 of gift cards were bought, was this you?

Yes mate, that was me.

Pause....

<click>

[mighty_tiger_79]

Made me laugh more than it should.
Sign departing the airport

Welcome to Perth

[Spargo]

The woman physically trying to reserve a car park this morning by standing in it “shooing” people away - only ever seen something like that on YouTube until today…
She soon moved

[mots02]

Green Death Park?

Echo lane? Stubbie street?

[Brodlach]

Was first called Southwark in 1881.

[mots02]

Was first called Southwark in 1881.

Look, you know this isn't the place for facts yeh?

[Brodlach]

Was first called Southwark in 1881.

Look, you know this isn't the place for facts yeh?

Leaving with my tail between my legs

[tigerpie]

Supposed to be going to Rahfrom flindersfor a scan. Via taxi.....but they can't find a driver....Uber ******* ambulances.already half hour late.
You can't make this shit up.

[Jimmy_041]

Try x-raying me!

[amber_fluid]

I’ve put on a few KG’s over Xmas so I could be……..

[Jim05]

Yep, combination of maintenance issues and crew hours.
Unfortunately quite common amongst all airlines currently not just Qantas.
When you are relying on just two Aircraft manufacturers who are both having issues and massive delays it’s putting massive pressure on airlines. Plenty of leasing and “borrowing” of aircraft but I honestly think it’s going to be 2-3 pretty ordinary years for airlines coming up

[Jimmy_041]

Yep, combination of maintenance issues and crew hours.
Unfortunately quite common amongst all airlines currently not just Qantas.
When you are relying on just two Aircraft manufacturers who are both having issues and massive delays it’s putting massive pressure on airlines. Plenty of leasing and “borrowing” of aircraft but I honestly think it’s going to be 2-3 pretty ordinary years for airlines coming up

Sorry - I accidently deleted the original as it said I posted twice

2 x QF2 flights London - Sydney cancelled / delayed for a day or so this week.

Joyce's legacy coming to fruition
Qantas now have one of the oldest fleets in the air

[Jim05]

Joyce's legacy coming to fruition
Qantas now have one of the oldest fleets in the air

Those figures always need to be taken into context and seperated.
Qantas does has one of the oldest fleets but this is mainly due to their large number of domestic narrow bodies and no shock that airlines such as Qantas, Delta and United are older as Australia and the US have quite a decent size domestic route map. The 737’s which make up close to half of the fleet are getting very long in the tooth and absolutely this is on Joyce for not planning ahead. I will say though that the 737’s are absolute workhorses and are very well maintained and in the condition they are in could easily go another 5-10 years. The 717’s have been finally retired as new A220’s and E190’s have arrived.

What I don’t blame Joyce for is the long haul wide body fleet as he planned well in advance for that and aircraft were ordered well ahead of time. A little thing called Covid put the squeeze on production though and they are now 5 years behind. The A330’s which make up the bulk of the wide bodies are getting on but they are still in very good condition, well maintained and very rarely breakdown. The A321’s will start arriving soon and will start to replace the A330’s and a couple more are scheduled to be converted into freighters for APG.
The 787’s are still modern and in great shape so no issue there. The A380’s are the ones causing most of the issues for Qantas and they were due to be phased out when Covid hit and now the new A350’s have been delayed then the big birds have had to stay. Unfortunately the A380’s are costly to maintain and very limited places where they can be repaired which is why most airlines are phasing them out. All in all Qantas don’t have any more delays or maintenance issues than most other airlines but when a A380 goes U/S then there are massive issues.

[Corona Man]

Going to be disappointed if the round 1 Carlton banner doesn’t feature their Presidents dick pic!

What a shambles of a club.