Things that give you the sh1ts

[Jimmy_041]

I just had my bi-annual Maccas/HJ's feed while I was in Bali but I am interested in checking out the Maccas Steakhouse Stack burger.

FTR, my son bought a Mac & Cheese Burger in Bali and described it as the best Maccas burger he has tasted.

The extra hormones and MSG are brilliant

[Mr Beefy]

You know you're a risk taker when you order Macca's in Bali.

You're a risk taker if you eat from the cholera carts, I cant imagine maccas anywhere being too dodgy

[Lightning McQueen]

You know you're a risk taker when you order Macca's in Bali.

The shop was immaculate, I was more sceptical about the ice in the soft drink..........I got through unscathed.

i was the only one out of the whole group that didn't get any form of Bali belly, everyone else was a bit dodgy for a day or two here or there, I had above 7's for viscosity for the fortnight.

[Lightning McQueen]

You know you're a risk taker when you order Macca's in Bali.

You're a risk taker if you eat from the cholera carts, I cant imagine maccas anywhere being too dodgy

I asked my driver if I could eat the food from the carts he said "I can, but you can't" as he laughed.

He also said if I was to try it then I'd have to make sure I'm there while it's cooked as I won't know how long it has sat there for.

I didn't bother though, we knew of enough decent places to eat that cost bugger all anyway, could get pizza's or any dish from the Italian restaurant next door for under $10.

[Jase]

Getting off a Malaysian airway flight this morning at 7:15, and not getting out of the airport until 9:00am because of passport control.

Because we have the little one who is 8 couldn’t use the e gates so had to line up with all the international visitors who can’t fill in forms correctly, can’t answer questions because of language barriers.

The girls and I had been travelling since 11:30am GMT Sunday, rolled through the door of the house at 9:40am today and have had 3 hours sleep…

How goods travelling? Well the holiday was awesome, but screaming 4 year olds (who weren’t ours) for 13 hours between Heathrow and KL are somewhat challenging.


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[Lightning McQueen]

Getting off a Malaysian airway flight this morning at 7:15, and not getting out of the airport until 9:00am because of passport control.

Because we have the little one who is 8 couldn’t use the e gates so had to line up with all the international visitors who can’t fill in forms correctly, can’t answer questions because of language barriers.

The girls and I had been travelling since 11:30am GMT Sunday, rolled through the door of the house at 9:40am today and have had 3 hours sleep…

How goods travelling? Well the holiday was awesome, but screaming 4 year olds (who weren’t ours) for 13 hours between Heathrow and KL are somewhat challenging.


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We had one pair of idiots that thought it would be good to take an infant on 12:40am flight, there were several people calling out "shut your kid up".

I didn't sleep all day in anticipation for a 5 hour kip on the plane but that just didn't happen, I don't know if it was the kid or that I am just unable to sleep on a plane?

[Jimmy_041]

Getting off a Malaysian airway flight this morning at 7:15, and not getting out of the airport until 9:00am because of passport control.

Because we have the little one who is 8 couldn’t use the e gates so had to line up with all the international visitors who can’t fill in forms correctly, can’t answer questions because of language barriers.

The girls and I had been travelling since 11:30am GMT Sunday, rolled through the door of the house at 9:40am today and have had 3 hours sleep…

How goods travelling? Well the holiday was awesome, but screaming 4 year olds (who weren’t ours) for 13 hours between Heathrow and KL are somewhat challenging.


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However, how good is KL airport?
One of my favourites although a long way from town

[DOC]

All McDonalds beef patties in Indonesia come from Australia made the same way.

[Lightning McQueen]

All McDonalds beef patties in Indonesia come from Australia made the same way.

Do all beef patties, special sauce..........

[Booney]

All McDonalds beef patties in Indonesia come from Australia made the same way.

Handled different.

[Brodlach]

Woman blows 0.416, eight times the legal limit.

Is it just me but does there seem to be more women registering high readings than normal?

[tigerpie]

0.4 she should be dead.
As for driving at that limit, how far did she get?
I'm amazed she could find the start button.
There's no way she'd get keys the ignition.

[Spargo]

0.4 she should be dead.
As for driving at that limit, how far did she get?
I'm amazed she could find the start button.
There's no way she'd get keys the ignition.

She had to drive, she was too pissed to walk…

[PatowalongaPirate]

Book Week.

[Pseudo]

Book Week.

Too hard to work out which character to dress up as? Just go as Spiderman like all the other kids.

[Lightning McQueen]

0.4 she should be dead.
As for driving at that limit, how far did she get?
I'm amazed she could find the start button.
There's no way she'd get keys the ignition.

She had to drive, she was too pissed to walk…

Well if she hadn't have burnt dinner in the first place she wouldn't have had to go to the shop.

[Brodlach]

Being behind a P Plate driver going 43km in a 60 zone, stopping at green lights and stopping at a train line when there is no lights flashing or boom gates down.

What are we teaching these kids.

[Booney]

Woman blows 0.416, eight times the legal limit.

Is it just me but does there seem to be more women registering high readings than normal?

I'm not sure how you have the eye hand coordination at .416 to get in a car and get it moving.

[wenchbarwer]

I don't know how you even remain vertical at .416

[tigerpie]

Dafuk did she get the door open?
Lots and lots of nose beers?