Things that make you laugh

[Kahuna]

33 years on, the chinese meals are still succulent...

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-06-19/ ... /103995598

I saw this live yesterday morning. The clip in the link has been shortened a little bit, Jack took a slug of what appeared likely to be port, let it settle then started retching. Made me laugh at the time but for his dignity’s sake, I’m glad they edited it.

[The Dark Knight]

33 years on, the chinese meals are still succulent...

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-06-19/ ... /103995598

Get your hands off my Penis!
This is Democracy Manifest!

Brown Cardigan turned this bloke into a meme that current Australian internet users will remember forever.

[Corona Man]

Ken.

[locky801]

Ken.

Ken Oath

[dedja]

In Ken we’re faarked.

[locky801]

In Ken we’re faarked.

All part of his plan, couple huge losses then ther turn around and march into the finals

Sign here thanks Ken

[dedja]

In Ken we’re faarked.

All part of his plan, couple huge losses then ther turn around and march into the finals

Sign here thanks Ken

[Pseudo]

Google's autocomplete feature.

Type in "sack" this morning.

"sack hinkley" was the second suggestion, behind "sack truck".

Ken couldn't even win that!

[dedja]

Google's autocomplete feature.

Type in "sack" this morning.

"sack hinkley" was the second suggestion, behind "sack truck".

Ken couldn't even win that!

Bloody Essendon supporters, won’t let it go.

[amber_fluid]

Google's autocomplete feature.

Type in "sack" this morning.

"sack hinkley" was the second suggestion, behind "sack truck".

Ken couldn't even win that!

What were you searching?
Ball or nut?

[amber_fluid]

Barry Hall
Karma

[Jimmy_041]

Barry Hall
Karma

47 v 26
10kgs overweight

He was asking for it

[Pseudo]

Mrs Pseudo, on hearing the news that Trumpie got shot in the ear:

"Pity they didn't get him in the mouth."

[Wedgie]

Fun fact:
Australia has won the Euros as many times as the Poms.

[Jimmy_041]

Fun fact:
Australia has won the Euros as many times as the Poms.

I'm a bit puzzled at "it's coming home"

It only ever visited there once in '96 and Germany took it home

[Lightning McQueen]

Chatting to the lad last night and had a flashback to a night game he was playing in a few years ago.

It was under 15's and there was a big kid playing for the opposition that didn't mind giving out a few cheap shots.

One of my sons team mates was near the boundary close to where I was when the big fella came in and gave him a couple in the ribs.

The umpire called for a ball up and the smaller kid shoved the big kid and said "stop hitting everyone when you go near them"

Big fella replied "why, what are you gonna do about it?"

"Probably nothing" was the reply.

I loved the kids honesty.

[woodublieve12]

Trumps little ear patch

Also getting photographed earlier in the day with no patch and no cut

[MW]

So you're thinking it was staged?

[Brodlach]

So you're thinking it was staged?

Plenty do and give their reasons.

I personally don’t know or care.

[MW]

That's a lot of moving parts to stage...