Things that give you the sh1ts

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PatowalongaPirate wrote:
The Dark Knight wrote:
Spargo wrote:
dedja wrote:painting

Once.
Never, ever again
Of all the jobs I've learnt to do and done around my house over the last 7 years painting is by far my most hated!

The actual painting I don't mind, the prep sucks.
Just finished an extension......painted the walls, ceilings and cornice. **** the window sills, Aves and skirting!
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Spargo wrote:
dedja wrote:painting

Once.
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I quite enjoy it apart from the ceilings.
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Armchair expert wrote:Forum is slow again

Worse today
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PatowalongaPirate wrote:
The Dark Knight wrote:
Spargo wrote:
dedja wrote:painting

Once.
Never, ever again
Of all the jobs I've learnt to do and done around my house over the last 7 years painting is by far my most hated!

The actual painting I don't mind, the prep sucks.

Yep and the clean up.
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amber_fluid wrote:Mines not slow but Larry is still being arrested

Looks like Richard Wilkins has been implicated.
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Its slow as shit ffs
dammit pantera this beer is warm
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Freeze my clacker off walking to Woolworths only to find out its shut due to a power outage :-Q :-Q :-Q :-Q :-Q
dammit pantera this beer is warm
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Painting … still.
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.
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idiots on the road

Two major crashes out there today one at Joanna in the SE and the other at Mt Jagged

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School holidays


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Hendon KFC

Use KFC drive thru to grab a snack, no signs anywhere about outage and not mentioned when girl takes my order but go to pay and she says “oh sorry, cash only” to which I replied “would’ve been nice to be told that as only drug dealers and pimps carry cash these days” Got a laugh from her but 5 cars infront and about 6 behind so I’m stuck. Finally get out and go to ATM and go back to drive thru where this time she mentions about cash only. Go to pay $14.45 and hand her a $20 and she proceeds to go grab a calculator to work out the change
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Its the cash using dinosaurs Xmas
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Jim05 wrote:Hendon KFC

Use KFC drive thru to grab a snack …


Can only be downhill from there. :D
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Jim05 wrote:Hendon KFC

Use KFC drive thru to grab a snack, no signs anywhere about outage and not mentioned when girl takes my order but go to pay and she says “oh sorry, cash only” to which I replied “would’ve been nice to be told that as only drug dealers and pimps carry cash these days” Got a laugh from her but 5 cars infront and about 6 behind so I’m stuck. Finally get out and go to ATM and go back to drive thru where this time she mentions about cash only. Go to pay $14.45 and hand her a $20 and she proceeds to go grab a calculator to work out the change


i always keep 50 bucks in cash with me for this exact reason ;)
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Pass app and EFTPOS working fine at the pub! :partyman:
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Rage has Chariots of Fire on, slow motion run down the hall and nothing from anyone. Nicks. Nada. Nil.
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Booney wrote:Rage has Chariots of Fire on, slow motion run down the hall and nothing from anyone. Nicks. Nada. Nil.


Was it slow motion running though?
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am Bays wrote:
Booney wrote:Rage has Chariots of Fire on, slow motion run down the hall and nothing from anyone. Nicks. Nada. Nil.


Was it slow motion running though?


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Booney wrote:
am Bays wrote:
Booney wrote:Rage has Chariots of Fire on, slow motion run down the hall and nothing from anyone. Nicks. Nada. Nil.


Was it slow motion running though?


Nearly toppled over.

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Jim05 wrote:Hendon KFC

Use KFC drive thru to grab a snack, no signs anywhere about outage and not mentioned when girl takes my order but go to pay and she says “oh sorry, cash only” to which I replied “would’ve been nice to be told that as only drug dealers and pimps carry cash these days” Got a laugh from her but 5 cars infront and about 6 behind so I’m stuck. Finally get out and go to ATM and go back to drive thru where this time she mentions about cash only. Go to pay $14.45 and hand her a $20 and she proceeds to go grab a calculator to work out the change


Only pimps and drug dealers? You were in the right area then. As a rule that’s one of the better fast food outlets, need to go to West Lakes Maccas to see a real shit show in action.
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