Things that give you the sh1ts

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gadj1976 wrote:My Visa card being compromised.

I received a message at 2.20 this morning to advise that I had a potentially fraudulent transaction on my card - which I initially thought was a hoax. Whilst it's turned out to be true, and I appreciate the bank for notifying me, I now have to deal with all the vendors I'd set up automatic payments with.

I did receive an email this afternoon advising that I'd had a rejection on a transaction, and now I owe the vendor $14.95 as a penalty fee for the transaction rejecting. Sigh....

Bloody hackers.

Now I have to deal with 3-5 days of having no card and trying to navigate through life without the ability to use a card. It'll be like dealing with life in 1976!

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Dutchy wrote:
Spargo wrote:
dedja wrote:gout

600mg allopurinol - daily
Never had gout since


Jeepers, I just got upped from 100mg tablets to 200mg, maybe I need a bigger hit like you. Just been thru 3 weeks of it in my Knee, Ankle and Wrist

I’m on 300’s and I didn’t even know I had gout.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
Dutchy wrote:
Spargo wrote:
dedja wrote:gout

600mg allopurinol - daily
Never had gout since


Jeepers, I just got upped from 100mg tablets to 200mg, maybe I need a bigger hit like you. Just been thru 3 weeks of it in my Knee, Ankle and Wrist

I’m on 300’s and I didn’t even know I had gout.


Look at you old bastards. :lol:
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Drakes selling USA lemons in their supermarkets @ $14.90 per kilo.
Where i live their are lemon trees everywhere, why are they selling USA lemons ?
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This should be in the “What gives you the steaming heaped pile of shits” thread but

Sydney traffic- shove it up your arse
google maps - oh yeah this is how you get there via the most expensive toll route
The Sturt Hwy between Balranald and Wagga, seen better farm tracks.

Whilst you love them, teenage daughters who think a Macquarie Uni arts degree is better than a Flinders Uni one

*sigh*
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am Bays wrote:This should be in the “What gives you the steaming heaped pile of shits” thread but

Sydney traffic- shove it up your arse
google maps - oh yeah this is how you get there via the most expensive toll route
The Sturt Hwy between Balranald and Wagga, seen better farm tracks.

Whilst you love them, teenage daughters who think a Macquarie Uni arts degree is better than a Flinders Uni one

*sigh*


I never owned a car whilst living there
Public transport is great other than going to the upper northern beaches
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Jimmy_041 wrote:
am Bays wrote:This should be in the “What gives you the steaming heaped pile of shits” thread but

Sydney traffic- shove it up your arse
google maps - oh yeah this is how you get there via the most expensive toll route
The Sturt Hwy between Balranald and Wagga, seen better farm tracks.

Whilst you love them, teenage daughters who think a Macquarie Uni arts degree is better than a Flinders Uni one

*sigh*


I never owned a car whilst living there
Public transport is great other than going to the upper northern beaches


Chauffeurs would know their way around better than you anyway. Good move.
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When you can't find the Use By Date on something when you know it's on there somewhere.
Whoops, there goes another year. Whoops, there goes another pint of beer.
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Vamos wrote:When you can't find the Use By Date on something when you know it's on there somewhere.


When you find it on the jar the day after you ate it............
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Frank Caruso and his cure all ads, giving everyone the s***s !
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Ronnie wrote:Frank Caruso and his cure all ads, giving everyone the s***s !

He can cure that
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:lol:
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Seemed like I was developing an ear infection yesterday, it was getting uncomfortable and irritable so I went home and loaded up on whatever I could find.
Barely got an hours sleep as a large abscess developed under my tongue overnight nearly closing my throat over, cannot talk or drink any liquid, next level pain too.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:Seemed like I was developing an ear infection yesterday, it was getting uncomfortable and irritable so I went home and loaded up on whatever I could find.
Barely got an hours sleep as a large abscess developed under my tongue overnight nearly closing my throat over, cannot talk or drink any liquid, next level pain too.


Get to the doctors mate.
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amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Seemed like I was developing an ear infection yesterday, it was getting uncomfortable and irritable so I went home and loaded up on whatever I could find.
Barely got an hours sleep as a large abscess developed under my tongue overnight nearly closing my throat over, cannot talk or drink any liquid, next level pain too.


Get to the doctors mate.

Booked in for 11am, if I can hold out that long.
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Qantas trying to be nice but still stiffing everyone at every opportunity
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I think my doctor is going to be quite proud of me, whatever I took throughout the early hours of the morning seemed to have worked, the swelling is going down and I can now talk
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Lightning McQueen wrote:I think my doctor is going to be quite proud of me, whatever I took throughout the early hours of the morning seemed to have worked, the swelling is going down and I can now talk

Geezus mate, that's good to hear, sounded scary!
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Wedgie wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I think my doctor is going to be quite proud of me, whatever I took throughout the early hours of the morning seemed to have worked, the swelling is going down and I can now talk

Geezus mate, that's good to hear, sounded scary!

I don’t think I’m quite out the woods yet, but I was expecting a hospital trip.

I’m actually pretty concerned.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
Wedgie wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I think my doctor is going to be quite proud of me, whatever I took throughout the early hours of the morning seemed to have worked, the swelling is going down and I can now talk

Geezus mate, that's good to hear, sounded scary!

I don’t think I’m quite out the woods yet, but I was expecting a hospital trip.

I’m actually pretty concerned.

Definitely consider the hospital if it gets worse again but hopefully you keep improving. It'll be interesting to see what the doc says.
Hopefully he says you just need more fluids preferably beer. ;)
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