Port Power jokes

[DemonGirl]

i got sent this on Monday...

Weve got no Power at all
Our D***s are so small
Come on Port Adelaide are wankers
We are the bogans from Port
Were always in court
Its true Port Adelaide tradition
Well never stop, stop, stop
Growing our big drug crops
Theres history here in the making
Port supporters are sad
No one knows who's their dad
Paternity tests are ours for the taking!!!

[the joker]

i got sent this on Monday...

Weve got no Power at all
Our D***s are so small
Come on Port Adelaide are wankers
We are the bogans from Port
Were always in court
Its true Port Adelaide tradition
Well never stop, stop, stop
Growing our big drug crops
Theres history here in the making
Port supporters are sad
No one knows who's their dad
Paternity tests are ours for the taking!!!

CLASSIC

[mick]

not bad at all, very funny

[southee]

Any more????

i love this.....

[Strawb]

I found out that Yalata was going to have a days leave on Sunday for all port supporters but then they realised that the jail will be empty and with the Power losing they didn't want any rioting and looting in Adelaide.

[Barto]

i got sent this on Monday...

Weve got no Power at all
Our D***s are so small
Come on Port Adelaide are wankers
We are the bogans from Port
Were always in court
Its true Port Adelaide tradition
Well never stop, stop, stop
Growing our big drug crops
Theres history here in the making
Port supporters are sad
No one knows who's their dad
Paternity tests are ours for the taking!!!

Best one yet

[the joker]

2007 GRAND FINAL Priceless!
* Waiting in a queue for six hours to buy a grand final ticket.
* Sacrificing two dole cheques to pay for it.
* $200 of supporters gear (free when shoplifted).
* Risking two years' jail to steal a half-decent car to get you to Melbourne.
* 8 hours travel and $150 petrol (not including what you sniff or what you steal).
* Overnight stay (free on a park bench).
* Return trip another eight hours.
* Grand final result … PRICELESS

[firstblood]

[Shirtfront]

Port Monopoly. Gold.

[firstblood]

[Footy Chick]

Sorry guys, had this as it's own topic, and realised it should have been here...


PORT POWER F.C.
2007 END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE
PRICE $119 yes only $119. Only 119 tickets available. Choker chain necklace jewellery also included, made out of 119 carat gold.


Phone to book on 1800-CHOKE-07

Dinner will commence after Warren Tredrea performs an Arrogant bow to the crowd, signalling celebrations for the premiership can commence

Starter
Egg on Face
Magpie Wings (past their best)
Williams Flounder Stuffed
Cornes on the cob x 2 serves
ArtiCHOKE Surprise (well beaten)
Chad Cornes Goose step terrine

Main course
Brains (compulsory choice)
Brogan Josh
Humble Pie
Chump Chops, with Haz-Beans
Manager's Beef (not rare)
Tredrea can’t Catch of the Day - Big Lemon Wilson (gutted) – may be suspended
Tenderised Cat is unavailable as they could not be caught, and whilst a staple diet item for port power fans, are simply too tough in this spring season.

Dessert
Chocko-late Sunday - Soft Serve
Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)
Fruitless Tarts with Thurstans “cookies”
Raspberry Fools
Hard Cheese
Cream Puffs
Houdini surprise – like the Burgoyne brothers goes missing when it counts

Drinks
L’Urine de Alberton, 2004 (like choke-o’s chokers, as weak as p!ss)
Bitter Beer
Bogan Juice
Little Spirit
Whine
Spumante

NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no CUP this year.

Guest speakers:
Malcolm Blight - "Tactics on match day - how they help win grand finals"
Mark Williams – “Building a choking culture and why we make history”
Alan Scott - "Giving your sponsors prime media coverage – on the losers dias why I won’t hear – “Alan Scott…..You were right”
Robert Walls & Patrick Smith – How to avoid the Chad Cornes Goosestep and why arrogant celebrations are appropriate after a grand final win, not prelim finals.
Steven Trigg – “How to fill your home stadium with your supporters”
Leigh Mathews - "The 2004 port power fluke theory, The lions were never going to win 4 in a row, even if Carlton was our opponent on Grand Final Day”

Transport to the function is available via the Port Power mini-bus, as just like Mark Williams, it's half a coach.
Part proceeds from ticket sales will be donated to Dean Bogan’s Assault Charges appeal legal costs.
So Port Power fans bring along your fellow defendant and enjoy a great night!!!

Each attendee will receive a copy of the AFL licensed copy of port powers 2007 DVD

[DemonGirl]

that ones stupid allready did the rounds as the crows end of season dinner/dance...