Things that give you the sh1ts

[am Bays]

Magpie swooping season.....

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Have you ever been attacked?

One year we won the 2nd semi and went straight through to the GF, Kilburn let us use their oval for a Sunday morning session on the prelim weekend.

I pulled an all-nighter in the city and pretty much went straight to training, I was running late and got out the car to walk over to the group, the coach was fuming at me and then BANG BANG F****** BANG this huge maggie came and pecked at the side of my forehead like a spitfire.

I thought I was getting pelted with rocks, blood was pissing out.

I got to miss half of training though.

It’s that f***er still on the Southern Veloway between Lander and Majors Rd??

He was ruthless and determined

[Dutchy]

It’s that f***er still on the Southern Veloway between Lander and Majors Rd??

He was ruthless and determined

"Major" - the only wild bird that I know that has a name!

There were some rumours last season that he had met his demise, I didn't go down there to check

[mighty_tiger_79]

Magpie swooping season.....

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Have you ever been attacked?

One year we won the 2nd semi and went straight through to the GF, Kilburn let us use their oval for a Sunday morning session on the prelim weekend.

I pulled an all-nighter in the city and pretty much went straight to training, I was running late and got out the car to walk over to the group, the coach was fuming at me and then BANG BANG F****** BANG this huge maggie came and pecked at the side of my forehead like a spitfire.

I thought I was getting pelted with rocks, blood was pissing out.

I got to miss half of training though.

Been attacked a few times.
I found the ones in the western suburbs particularly more violent than the southern variety.
Monday I had a 'warning' flyover you could say. Lucky I heard the bastard coming, turned around and he took a different course.
Felt odd walking backwards looking upto the heavens..... and would have been amusing for those heading into the airport...

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[Lightning McQueen]

We have a handful of people at work that talk with their mouth full of food, I can't help but to ask them if they can shovel another spoonful in before finishing their sentence.

It repulses me.

[Lightning McQueen]

Some arsehole has brought in about 50 wagon wheels and left them on the kitchen bench for everyone to help themselves.

[Spargo]

Some arsehole has brought in about 50 wagon wheels and left them on the kitchen bench for everyone to help themselves.

I love Wagon Wheels.

[Lightning McQueen]

Some arsehole has brought in about 50 wagon wheels and left them on the kitchen bench for everyone to help themselves.

I love Wagon Wheels.

So do I, that's the problem.

[Jimmy_041]

Some arsehole has brought in about 50 wagon wheels and left them on the kitchen bench for everyone to help themselves.

I love Wagon Wheels.

So do I, that's the problem.

LQ be like

[Lightning McQueen]

Na, one fat pig has worn out a path to them, I'm on a health kick so I've avoided the temptation, I've limited myself to one coffee per day so I have no need to go near the kitchen.

It's always the way though, whenever I'm being good we have good food chucked on the counter.

A couple of years ago some chick left a plate of nice cakes on the hotspot, she came out to get them to take into a meeting with some customers and a couple of us had hooked into them already, she learnt the rules from there.

[Dutchy]

Out for a bike ride at lunch time got passed by another cyclist, not uncommon for someone so unfit like myself, except the guy only had one leg

OK I dont feel so bad now, just realised who it was -

[heater31]

Out for a bike ride at lunch time got passed by another cyclist, not uncommon for someone so unfit like myself, except the guy only had one leg

OK I dont feel so bad now, just realised who it was -

Para Olympic gold and silver medallist??????

[stan]

Just some soccer clubs. Especially a north eastern club that are just a bunch of ferals.

Typical Northern suburbs ferals.

I toned back this post due to some sooking a bit but 2 weeks worth issues from these ferals.

[whufc]

Just some soccer clubs. Especially a north eastern club that are just a bunch of ferals.

Typical Northern suburbs ferals.

I toned back this post due to some sooking a bit but 2 weeks worth issues from these ferals.

What club???

[stan]

Just some soccer clubs. Especially a north eastern club that are just a bunch of ferals.

Typical Northern suburbs ferals.

I toned back this post due to some sooking a bit but 2 weeks worth issues from these ferals.

What club???

I listed it before and got a PM from a wanker complaining.

Feral clubs need to be called out.

I'll have a think if I want to drop the name here, I feel I really should.

[Brodlach]

White City had a coach banned last week for an altercation at a junior girls game.

[stan]

White City had a coach banned last week for an altercation at a junior girls game.

Comets had a head coach suspended for abusing a ref and making threats earlier in the year.

Olympic just had a coach done for 12 weeks for similar.

This is Metro Stars and in there junior grades. Clearly a toxic club with toxic culture and feral people around the place.

2 weeks ago, last week and this week they have had issues with there junior sides. You wonder are they just frustrated as a club or just angry.

[Brodlach]

Had a bit to do with MetroStars, most Junior coaches are brilliant, a couple are well…

[stan]

Had a bit to do with MetroStars, most Junior coaches are brilliant, a couple are well…

Reckon you could say that about alot of clubs to be honest. And to be fair this bloke wasn't great but he certainly wasn't addressing the issues at all. Not sure if he encourages general feral behaviour or not.

The parents on the other hand, they are something else.

[whufc]

Fed soccer...…..no surprise.

Such a same that fed soccer is the pathway for decent players...….its full of arrogant wankers thinking their child is the next Messi.

[stan]

Fed soccer...…..no surprise.

Such a same that fed soccer is the pathway for decent players...….its full of arrogant wankers thinking their child is the next Messi.

You do see some of that and I know what you are saying. Some of the club's that also grade at the lower levels foster that sort of thing and then you get the idiots out there coaching and then you see what happens out there on the field.

I've been a Australian rules football person all my life, it's only that my youngest is looking at soccer and we have some family friends who kids are playing U/9 that we come out and watch a bit.

Strange world soccer.