What The F***

[Wedgie]

Human ****ers!

[Pseudo]

This sh*t is getting out of hand,

Staff at Australian National University in Canberra have been asked by academics to stop using the word 'mother' and instead say 'gestational parent', alongside a list of other bizarre changes.

In a bid to introduce gender-inclusive teachings, ANU's Gender Institute Handbook also asked for fathers to be referred to as the 'non-birthing parent' and 'breastfeeding' to be replaced with 'chestfeeding'.

'Mother's milk' was also said to be replaced with 'human or parent milk'.

So "man milk" should also be labelled as such?

[Booney]

This sh*t is getting out of hand,

Staff at Australian National University in Canberra have been asked by academics to stop using the word 'mother' and instead say 'gestational parent', alongside a list of other bizarre changes.

In a bid to introduce gender-inclusive teachings, ANU's Gender Institute Handbook also asked for fathers to be referred to as the 'non-birthing parent' and 'breastfeeding' to be replaced with 'chestfeeding'.

'Mother's milk' was also said to be replaced with 'human or parent milk'.

So "man milk" should also be labelled as such?

Foetus fertilizer.

[Lightning McQueen]

So "man milk" should also be labelled as such?

Foetus fertilizer.

Straight into the custard catcher.

[cracka]

Now there is no longer Mr Potato head

[MW]

Did I hear right they are also re-naming Mothers and Fathers day to some other weird names?

[cracka]

Did I hear right they are also re-naming Mothers and Fathers day to some other weird names?

Birthing parent & non birthing parent

[mighty_tiger_79]

Mr Potato Head having the Mr title removed.
The world is a great place run by loud ******* mouthed minorities

[gadj1976]

Mr Potato Head having the Mr title removed.
The world is a great place run by loud ******* mouthed minorities

And worse still, people kowtowing to it.

[Spargo]

Being bombarded with the attempted automated tax scam on my phone.
At least half a dozen calls (all from different no’s) in the last few days.

[The Dark Knight]

Being bombarded with the attempted automated tax scam on my phone.
At least half a dozen calls (all from different no’s) in the last few days.

Is that the one where the automated voice asks for your Tax File Number and says you owe money to the Taxation Office?

[Spargo]

Being bombarded with the attempted automated tax scam on my phone.
At least half a dozen calls (all from different no’s) in the last few days.

Is that the one where the automated voice asks for your Tax File Number and says you owe money to the Taxation Office?

Yep, charges have been laid blah blah blah

[DOC]

If anyone needs that to stop just PM me your bank account details and password and it will be gone in a flash.

[Booney]

Dr Seuss = Bad.

Wet Ass Pussy = Good.

How did we get here?

[Jimmy_041]

Being bombarded with the attempted automated tax scam on my phone.
At least half a dozen calls (all from different no’s) in the last few days.

Just got my call - I usually get a refund cheque, but I'm feeling charitable so I gave them @Booney's bank account details

[The Bedge]

Being bombarded with the attempted automated tax scam on my phone.
At least half a dozen calls (all from different no’s) in the last few days.

I've got these twice in the last week, and lady at work had a few too.

I got the automated message then said press 1 to hear details of your case, got transferred to an Indian dude and we had a brief exchange which ended in him hanging up on me.

[Mr Beefy]

Dr Seuss = Bad.

Wet Ass Pussy = Good.

How did we get here?

Is there a problem?

[The Bedge]

Dr Seuss = Bad.

Wet Ass Pussy = Good.

How did we get here?

Is there a problem?

Booney would rather eat green eggs and ham

[Footy Chick]

Dr Seuss = Bad.

Wet Ass Pussy = Good.

How did we get here?

Is there a problem?

Booney would rather eat green eggs and ham

I will not eat green eggs and ham, I will not eat them Sam I am.

I will not eat them with a Boon, I will not eat them, drinking Goon
I will not eat them on a hedge, I will not eat them anywhere near Bedge
I will not eat them with Mr Beefy, i will not eat them smoking a reefy

I will not eat Green eggs and Ham, i do not like them, Sam I am

[JK]

Sister and 18 year old nephew recently moved to Qld to live. Had a FT with her yesterday and one piece of our conversation left me unusually speechless .. Apparently my nephew tried his first Pineapple Sandwich the other day and enjoyed it . Like WTF, surely these aren't a thing?? Anyone ever tried one?