Things that give you the sh1ts

Armchair expert · Post by **Armchair expert** » Mon Nov 16, 2020 11:36 pm

Flogs on the highway that don't use cruise control

Post by **Dutchy** » Tue Nov 17, 2020 2:11 pm

Out for a bike ride at lunch time got passed by another cyclist, not uncommon for someone so unfit like myself, except the guy only had one leg :oops:

Corona Man · Post by **Corona Man** » Tue Nov 17, 2020 2:18 pm

Dutchy wrote:Out for a bike ride at lunch time got passed by another cyclist, not uncommon for someone so unfit like myself, except the guy only had one leg

Hubert Hopperman?

PS- Google Hubert Opperman to get the joke.

Trader · Post by **Trader** » Tue Nov 17, 2020 2:22 pm

Dutchy wrote:Out for a bike ride at lunch time got passed by another cyclist, not uncommon for someone so unfit like myself, except the guy only had one leg

Means he's probably lighter than you, he's got an unfair advantage, don't worry about it.

woodublieve12 · Post by **woodublieve12** » Tue Nov 17, 2020 2:23 pm

Dutchy wrote:Out for a bike ride at lunch time got passed by another cyclist, not uncommon for someone so unfit like myself, except the guy only had one leg

my brother stood a guy from walkerville once with one hand... Thought it would be an easy day, proceeded to get one of the biggest baths he's ever had :lol:

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Tue Nov 17, 2020 2:40 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Out for a bike ride at lunch time got passed by another cyclist, not uncommon for someone so unfit like myself, except the guy only had one leg

my brother stood a guy from walkerville once with one hand... Thought it would be an easy day, proceeded to get one of the biggest baths he's ever had

Had him stumped how to beat him?

Post by **Dutchy** » Tue Nov 17, 2020 3:00 pm

Trader wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Out for a bike ride at lunch time got passed by another cyclist, not uncommon for someone so unfit like myself, except the guy only had one leg

Means he's probably lighter than you, he's got an unfair advantage, don't worry about it.

Yeah he had me covered before the leg thing, but it did go through my mind.

Still wasnt my most embarrassing thing on a bike, going up Norton Summit one day, huffing and puffing, and a 70yo grandma went flying past.

Post by **Dutchy** » Wed Nov 18, 2020 2:54 pm

Went to Victor this morning and get back to workplace to find it shut, bomb threat, now sitting at home and cant work as laptop is stuck in there, whata day :evil:

Corona Man · Post by **Corona Man** » Wed Nov 18, 2020 2:55 pm

Dutchy wrote:Went to Victor this morning and get back to workplace to find it shut, bomb threat, now sitting at home and cant work as laptop is stuck in there, whata day

Go for a bike ride mate.

Brodlach · Post by **Brodlach** » Wed Nov 18, 2020 3:41 pm

Dutchy wrote:Went to Victor this morning and get back to workplace to find it shut, bomb threat, now sitting at home and cant work as laptop is stuck in there, whata day

I’d be cheering :lol:

locky801 · Post by **locky801** » Wed Nov 18, 2020 8:37 pm

Dutchy wrote:Went to Victor this morning and get back to workplace to find it shut, bomb threat, now sitting at home and cant work as laptop is stuck in there, whata day

work in a bank by any chance

Pseudo · Post by **Pseudo** » Mon Nov 23, 2020 10:09 am

Worked at home for most of last week thanks to that mendacious pizza shop employee.

Got the email Friday that with restrictions lifting we could return to the office. So this morning I bundle in to the car and make the trek northwards.

Get to the workplace to find the roads into the car park are closed for roadworks. Have to circle about and park in siberia then trudge to the office.

Fire up the email and find a message from the VC, sent Saturday, dictating that all staff who could work at home should continue to do so until next week :roll:

Then I remember that the work I was doing on Friday remains on my laptop at home; I forgot to upload it so I could work on it here.

And the office airconditioner is still kaput.

Today can GGF. Reckon I'll be heading home by lunchtime.

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Mon Nov 23, 2020 10:45 am

My pathetic Movember effort. My oestrogen levels must be through the roof.

No, I'm not posting a pic.

MW · Post by MW » Mon Nov 23, 2020 10:46 am

Booney wrote:My pathetic Movember effort. My oestrogen levels must be through the roof.

No, I'm not posting a pic.

Yeah I'm partaking also...it's the one spot on my face I can grow decent hair on :lol:

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Mon Nov 23, 2020 11:11 am

Booney wrote:My pathetic Movember effort. My oestrogen levels must be through the roof.

No, I'm not posting a pic.

I won't even attempt one as I look like an 80's porn star after 3 days.

Magellan · Post by **Magellan** » Mon Nov 23, 2020 11:46 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:My pathetic Movember effort. My oestrogen levels must be through the roof.

No, I'm not posting a pic.

I won't even attempt one as I look like an 80's porn star after 3 days.

What's a juiced-out porn star got to do with growing a moe?

stan · Post by **stan** » Mon Nov 23, 2020 8:16 pm

******* idiot parents that are so stupid they let there 8 or 9 year olds play Fortnite, no surprise the little shit is a shit bag thug.

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Tue Nov 24, 2020 7:48 am

stan wrote:******* idiot parents that are so stupid they let there 8 or 9 year olds play Fortnite, no surprise the little shit is a shit bag thug.

It keeps them quiet though

MatteeG · Post by **MatteeG** » Tue Nov 24, 2020 11:06 am

stan wrote:******* idiot parents that are so stupid they let there 8 or 9 year olds play Fortnite, no surprise the little shit is a shit bag thug.

LOL- I found the kids in my footy team who played fortnite were more timid. The thugs had no/minimal electronics :lol:

stan · Post by **stan** » Tue Nov 24, 2020 12:03 pm

MatteeG wrote:
stan wrote:******* idiot parents that are so stupid they let there 8 or 9 year olds play Fortnite, no surprise the little shit is a shit bag thug.

LOL- I found the kids in my footy team who played fortnite were more timid. The thugs had no/minimal electronics [emoji38]

That is interesting.

I have found a few that are very frustrated and have issues whenever they are challenge.

Interesting to hear other people's perspective. I must admit, I have been terribly pissy over the last few days.

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