Coronavirus (Covid19)

[Armchair expert]

When's Stevo and Miss Helena's presser today?

When they find some positive tests

[Jimmy_041]

Was bored so hit the first page of this thread.

Interesting to see how the world has changed since that post and how all our opinions and moved and adapted.

I don't think when they topic was started anyone was thinking this was what the world would look like.

March 12:

Wow! In Melbourne for the day planning a trip to London next week. Going back to Adelaide for a weekend at Carrickalinga with Mrs Jimmy

I just got an email that all company travel is banned from midnight!!

Holy $hit Batman! Am I going to be stuck in Carrickalinga for the next month!

(Lucky I got out of Melbourne. I couldn’t think of anything worse than getting stuck here!)

I’ve still got that ticket. I wonder what Air Guitar will do with it

[Bum Crack]

Cooking sime lamb sticky ribs for lunch accompanied by a couple bottles of red. Gotta mow lawns first. All good here.

[Dutchy]

6 days man. Not the end of the world. Have a BBQ and a few reds and chill out. It's all good. I'm with Marshall on this one. Haters gonna hate.

If you are PAYG employee no dramas, have to take some annual leave at worst, how about small business owners? Everyone going on about if we do this we will be able to have a traditional christmas, small business owners will be broke while others enjoy their turkey.

[Jimmy_041]

It was Miss Nancy when I watched it



I’m going zero for today

Miss Nancy could be Miss Nicola’s Mum

[Hopeful Jelly]

When's Stevo and Miss Helena's presser today?

There is alot of romper room about her.
Talks like we are all 3 year olds.

Unfortunately with some of the questions from journalists and others, she has to talk to us like we're all 3 year olds.

eg. one of the questions in today's Advertiser - am I allowed to put my bins out on bin night because it will mean that I'll be leaving my property and the bins on the kerb are proof that I have left my property to put them there?

[Lightning McQueen]

It was Miss Nancy when I watched it



I’m going zero for today

Miss Nancy could be Miss Nicola’s Mum

1958?

[Armchair expert]

When's Stevo and Miss Helena's presser today?

There is alot of romper room about her.
Talks like we are all 3 year olds.

Unfortunately with some of the questions from journalists and others, she has to talk to us like we're all 3 year olds.

eg. one of the questions in today's Advertiser - am I allowed to put my bins out on bin night because it will mean that I'll be leaving my property and the bins on the kerb are proof that I have left my property to put them there?

https://au.sports.yahoo.com/man-confron ... 18443.html

[Lightning McQueen]

When's Stevo and Miss Helena's presser today?

When they find some positive tests

They don't need to find any to report any mate.

[Jimmy_041]

When's Stevo and Miss Helena's presser today?

There is alot of romper room about her.
Talks like we are all 3 year olds.

Unfortunately with some of the questions from journalists and others, she has to talk to us like we're all 3 year olds.

eg. one of the questions in today's Advertiser - am I allowed to put my bins out on bin night because it will mean that I'll be leaving my property and the bins on the kerb are proof that I have left my property to put them there?

https://au.sports.yahoo.com/man-confron ... 18443.html

Beat me to it

[Lightning McQueen]

When's Stevo and Miss Helena's presser today?

There is alot of romper room about her.
Talks like we are all 3 year olds.

Unfortunately with some of the questions from journalists and others, she has to talk to us like we're all 3 year olds.

eg. one of the questions in today's Advertiser - am I allowed to put my bins out on bin night because it will mean that I'll be leaving my property and the bins on the kerb are proof that I have left my property to put them there?

She has done from the start, she always comes across like a pre-school type operator but yeah, some of the journo's are as dumb as dogshit, I hope overseas media aren't playing them, they seem to ask the same question as the previous dufus but in a different manner.

They'll then ask the police commissioner the same ones.

[whufc]

6 days man. Not the end of the world. Have a BBQ and a few reds and chill out. It's all good. I'm with Marshall on this one. Haters gonna hate.

If you are PAYG employee no dramas, have to take some annual leave at worst, how about small business owners? Everyone going on about if we do this we will be able to have a traditional christmas, small business owners will be broke while others enjoy their turkey.

Definitely not ideal that's for sure. Lets be honest though if a small business cant survive 6 days now how are they going to survive a month or longer lockdown if things go peared shaped.

[Lightning McQueen]

Unfortunately with some of the questions from journalists and others, she has to talk to us like we're all 3 year olds.

eg. one of the questions in today's Advertiser - am I allowed to put my bins out on bin night because it will mean that I'll be leaving my property and the bins on the kerb are proof that I have left my property to put them there?

https://au.sports.yahoo.com/man-confron ... 18443.html

I call bullshit.

[Armchair expert]

When's Stevo and Miss Helena's presser today?

When they find some positive tests

They don't need to find any to report any mate.

They can just use sleepy joes Dominion counting system

[Lightning McQueen]

When's Stevo and Miss Helena's presser today?

There is alot of romper room about her.
Talks like we are all 3 year olds.

Her magic mirror was crap, she never saw me.

[JK]

When's Stevo and Miss Helena's presser today?

There is alot of romper room about her.
Talks like we are all 3 year olds.

Her magic mirror was crap, she never saw me.

Not many Lightning’s getting around bud

[Jimmy_041]

It was Miss Nancy when I watched it



I’m going zero for today

Miss Nancy could be Miss Nicola’s Mum

1958?

[Pseudo]

Covid lotto
How many NEW cases today, those not in the group of 17 they are desperately hoping will return positive

I’m going with another doughnut

And for the supplementary number:

Who's gonna be the first SAfootyite to get the pestilence?

[Armchair expert]

Psychologists were NOT consulted

Sack the absolutely incompetent Marshall Spurrier and Stevens NOW

[MW]

Psychologists were NOT consulted

Sack the absolutely incompetent Marshall Spurrier and Stevens NOW

F..k me what the f..k are you on about.
You do this on purpose to piss people off right