Coronavirus (Covid19)

[Wedgie]

Moving on.. I heard this morning they're looking to get sniffer dogs to find COVID positive people..

How the f**k does a dog sniff out a virus?!

With its nose, silly!

Damn.. I really left myself open for that one!

Can a dog smell a virus?

Yes, a lot of ilnesses make people smell differently.

[Magellan]

Moving on.. I heard this morning they're looking to get sniffer dogs to find COVID positive people..

How the f**k does a dog sniff out a virus?!

With its nose, silly!

[Booney]

One of the COVID positive women who returned to Qld from Vic is refusing to give info on locations she has visited.

[Magellan]

One of the COVID positive women who returned to Qld from Vic is refusing to give info on locations she has visited.

Yeah, and fair enough. Another gross invasion of her human rights.

Jokes on her, though, because the microchip inserted up her nose will upload all her thoughts and memories to the Gates Foundation cloud server.

[Corona Man]

Update Road Toll Vs Corona Toll (Victoria) - 30/07/20

I understand Daisy's point about comparing to the road toll to this virus..... yep I can see where you are going with this...... 200 or 300 die every year on the roads but we still drive around. True, but the government has imposed speed limits, alcohol limits, upgraded safety barriers, cars now have airbags etc.......

Or do some of you flout all those laws too? Or perhaps we are all sheep for not drink driving, obeying speed limits, driving in cars with air bags..... they are the auto equivalent of social distancing, wearing masks, and washing our hands....

Road Toll - 128 - Source TAC

Corona Toll - 105 - Source Daniel Andrews

*I want this thing to be gone just like everyone else. It's doing untold harm to the general health, the mental health & the economy of this country. That said, the time will come in my view where individuals will need to take responsibility for their own safety, and exposure to the risk. The elderly and the vulnerable will need to hide themselves away until we have a vaccine, and let the rest of us, simply get on with life. I think we know it as, adapting to our new environment.

[Booney]

312 in hospital in Vic. 34 in ICU.

913 cases in aged care facilities, this doesn't look like it will be anything but catastrophic to those families.

[Senor Moto Gadili]

Ok so a lot didn't get my humour and I apologise if you were offended. It wasn't a racist thing. Anyhow, no more baboon jokes from my end.

It's good you apologised ..... what you said was racist and if can't see that you need to educate yourself.

[Booney]

F*ck me.

ADF and Health personnel knocked on the door of a known COVID positive case, someone in the house advised them that the person wasn't home, they were at work.

[Dutchy]

Stage 4 has to come now surely?

[heater31]

F*ck me.

ADF and Health personnel knocked on the door of a known COVID positive case, someone in the house advised them that the person wasn't home, they were at work.

WTF!

[Booney]

Everybody in Victoria will be required by law to wear a face mask when they are out of their homes from midnight Sunday.

From midnight tonight restrictions will also come into force parts of regional Victoria including;

Greater Geelong
Surf Coast
Moorabool
Golden Plains
Colac-Otway
Borough of Queenscliffe
Residents in those areas will not be allowed visitors in their homes. No weddings or funerals will be allowed.

They can still visit restaurants and cafes, attend community sport and visit gyms.

[Armchair expert]

Give those who test positive ankle bracelets like they do for criminals

[Lightning McQueen]

Everybody in Victoria will be required by law to wear a face mask when they are out of their homes from midnight Sunday.

From midnight tonight restrictions will also come into force parts of regional Victoria including;

Greater Geelong
Surf Coast
Moorabool
Golden Plains
Colac-Otway
Borough of Queenscliffe
Residents in those areas will not be allowed visitors in their homes. No weddings or funerals will be allowed.

They can still visit restaurants and cafes, attend community sport and visit gyms.

Except Karen.

[Jim05]

F*ck me.

ADF and Health personnel knocked on the door of a known COVID positive case, someone in the house advised them that the person wasn't home, they were at work.

There were 26 positive cases not at home when the door knockers visited

[am Bays]

Moving on.. I heard this morning they're looking to get sniffer dogs to find COVID positive people..

How the f**k does a dog sniff out a virus?!

With its nose, silly!

How does COVID Karen smell?

Terrible....

[Eagles2014]

Everybody in Victoria will be required by law to wear a face mask when they are out of their homes from midnight Sunday.

From midnight tonight restrictions will also come into force parts of regional Victoria including;

Greater Geelong
Surf Coast
Moorabool
Golden Plains
Colac-Otway
Borough of Queenscliffe
Residents in those areas will not be allowed visitors in their homes. No weddings or funerals will be allowed.

They can still visit restaurants and cafes, attend community sport and visit gyms.

Is amazing they cant have a visitor to their house, but they are allowed to go to restaurant or cafe??

Should be total lockdown in Victoria, stay at home, end of story!

[Bandit]

F*ck me.

ADF and Health personnel knocked on the door of a known COVID positive case, someone in the house advised them that the person wasn't home, they were at work.

There were 26 positive cases not at home when the door knockers visited

Wow, i bet they get sore wrists from the slap they will get. Might make them stay home for a few hours even.
Australia has no balls when it comes to punishments for crimes.

[whufc]

If you are officially diagnosed as having Covid and are meant to be at home self-isolating. If you are busted not at home then you should be tried for manslaughter.

Change my mind.

[MW]

Serious question. Why are Melbournians not getting it? Is it population size? Sydney are ok...

[The Bedge]

Serious question. Why are Melbournians not getting it? ..

On the contrary, they're all getting it!