What The F***

[Pseudo]

Went for a walk around 4:30 PM 'coz I'd sat on my arse all day.

Heading up Marion Rd, north of Oaklands Rd. There's a block of shops not far from the lights.

Walking past with my headphones on. A little asian lady standing in an open doorway of a shop, grinning from ear to ear, speaks to me.

I remove the headphones. "What?"

"Massage? Massage?"

"Pardon?"

"Massage?"

Befuddled: "Are you offering me a massage?"

"Is very good!"

She reaches forwards and grabs my hand, then begins pulling me forcefully into the shop.

"Good massage!"

The more I protested the more she tried to pull me in. Eventually I tickled her on the belly and she let go, and I strode off.


WTF?!?

[The Bedge]

Did you have to pay for the tickle, and where can I find this good massage?

[Wedgie]

Went for a walk around 4:30 PM 'coz I'd sat on my arse all day.

Heading up Marion Rd, north of Oaklands Rd. There's a block of shops not far from the lights.

Walking past with my headphones on. A little asian lady standing in an open doorway of a shop, grinning from ear to ear, speaks to me.

I remove the headphones. "What?"

"Massage? Massage?"

"Pardon?"

"Massage?"

Befuddled: "Are you offering me a massage?"

"Is very good!"

She reaches forwards and grabs my hand, then begins pulling me forcefully into the shop.

"Good massage!"

The more I protested the more she tried to pull me in. Eventually I tickled her on the belly and she let go, and I strode off.


WTF?!?

LOL, sounds like the chicks in Thailand! Also sounds like a happy ending might be available!

[Lightning McQueen]

Went for a walk around 4:30 PM 'coz I'd sat on my arse all day.

Heading up Marion Rd, north of Oaklands Rd. There's a block of shops not far from the lights.

Walking past with my headphones on. A little asian lady standing in an open doorway of a shop, grinning from ear to ear, speaks to me.

I remove the headphones. "What?"

"Massage? Massage?"

"Pardon?"

"Massage?"

Befuddled: "Are you offering me a massage?"

"Is very good!"

She reaches forwards and grabs my hand, then begins pulling me forcefully into the shop.

"Good massage!"

The more I protested the more she tried to pull me in. Eventually I tickled her on the belly and she let go, and I strode off.


WTF?!?

A mate has asked me if I can get the address?

[Magellan]

Went for a walk around 4:30 PM 'coz I'd sat on my arse all day.

Heading up Marion Rd, north of Oaklands Rd. There's a block of shops not far from the lights.

Walking past with my headphones on. A little asian lady standing in an open doorway of a shop, grinning from ear to ear, speaks to me.

I remove the headphones. "What?"

"Massage? Massage?"

"Pardon?"

"Massage?"

Befuddled: "Are you offering me a massage?"

"Is very good!"

She reaches forwards and grabs my hand, then begins pulling me forcefully into the shop.

"Good massage!"

The more I protested the more she tried to pull me in. Eventually I tickled her on the belly and she let go, and I strode off.


WTF?!?

I think she was really asking you to give her a massage, and eventually she got what she wanted.

[Psyber]

Went for a walk around 4:30 PM 'coz I'd sat on my arse all day.

Heading up Marion Rd, north of Oaklands Rd. There's a block of shops not far from the lights.

Walking past with my headphones on. A little asian lady standing in an open doorway of a shop, grinning from ear to ear, speaks to me.

I remove the headphones. "What?"

"Massage? Massage?"

"Pardon?"

"Massage?"

Befuddled: "Are you offering me a massage?"

"Is very good!"

She reaches forwards and grabs my hand, then begins pulling me forcefully into the shop.

"Good massage!"

The more I protested the more she tried to pull me in. Eventually I tickled her on the belly and she let go, and I strode off.


WTF?!?

I had a slightly similar experience on my way to lunch in Parliament House late last October. I had parked outside the CBD and taken the train in and was a little early. So, as I hadn't been into Hindley St for decades I took a little amble out of curiousity. The only difference was that she didn't grab me when I grinned and said, "No thanks." - just kept gesturing toward the door as I walked past.

[Magellan]

Went for a walk around 4:30 PM 'coz I'd sat on my arse all day.

Heading up Marion Rd, north of Oaklands Rd. There's a block of shops not far from the lights.

Walking past with my headphones on. A little asian lady standing in an open doorway of a shop, grinning from ear to ear, speaks to me.

I remove the headphones. "What?"

"Massage? Massage?"

"Pardon?"

"Massage?"

Befuddled: "Are you offering me a massage?"

"Is very good!"

She reaches forwards and grabs my hand, then begins pulling me forcefully into the shop.

"Good massage!"

The more I protested the more she tried to pull me in. Eventually I tickled her on the belly and she let go, and I strode off.


WTF?!?

I had a slightly similar experience on my way to lunch in Parliament House late last October. I had parked outside the CBD and taken the train in and was a little early. So, as I hadn't been into Hindley St for decades I took a little amble out of curiousity. The only difference was that she didn't grab me when I grinned and said, "No thanks." - just kept gesturing toward the door as I walked past.

That'll teach you to walk past the Hindley Street cop shop.

[The Bedge]

Just had a player pull out of A grade for the weekend...

…. he's got a cooking class with the misso!?

What the Actual F....!!!!

[Jim05]

Just had a player pull out of A grade for the weekend...

…. he's got a cooking class with the misso!?

What the Actual F....!!!!

How hot is the misso?

[whufc]

Just had a player pull out of A grade for the weekend...

…. he's got a cooking class with the misso!?

What the Actual F....!!!!

The cooking date night events are brilliant

Not sure miss a game of footy worthy though lol.

[Lightning McQueen]

Just had a player pull out of A grade for the weekend...

…. he's got a cooking class with the misso!?

What the Actual F....!!!!

How hot is the misso?

Should be a nice spread.

[The Bedge]

A ******* COOOOOOKKING CLASSS!!!!!

Are you ******* kidding me?!!?

[Footy Chick]

A ******* COOOOOOKKING CLASSS!!!!!

Are you ******* kidding me?!!?

so can you tell us who this is so we can take the p1ss out of him in a couple of weeks

[Magellan]

Just had a player pull out of A grade for the weekend...

…. he's got a cooking class with the misso!?

What the Actual F....!!!!

My question is why do you need a cooking class when you've already got Miso?

[Booney]

Just had a player pull out of A grade for the weekend...

…. he's got a cooking class with the misso!?

What the Actual F....!!!!

If it's a class to cook meth and fund recruits for the club let him go.

If it's a class to cook spag bog mock him endlessly.

[The Bedge]

If it's a class to cook meth and fund recruits for the club let him go..

[Eagles2014]

A ******* COOOOOOKKING CLASSS!!!!!

Are you ******* kidding me?!!?

so can you tell us who this is so we can take the p1ss out of him in a couple of weeks

A quick look at the ins and outs from last week should narrow it down

[am Bays]

A ******* COOOOOOKKING CLASSS!!!!!

Are you ******* kidding me?!!?

What's the maximum fine at the club for the boys footy trip???

For every action there's an equal and opposite reaction...

[MW]

A ******* COOOOOOKKING CLASSS!!!!!

Are you ******* kidding me?!!?

What's the maximum fine at the club for the boys footy trip???

For every action there's an equal and opposite reaction...

While the reaction will be opposite, something tells me it wont be equal

[woodublieve12]

i honestly wasn't sure where to put this because this poor excuse of a human has so many of these moments...

Football players peacefully kneel:
Trump: “Sons of bitches!”

Ghislaine Maxwell gets charged with sex trafficking of children:
Trump: “I wish her well.”