Things that make you laugh

[Spargo]

Any jobs going in your box factory?

There's generally casual spots going all of the time.

That’s good to know..... I’m fairly casual most of the time.

And into boxes...

[Corona Man]

Any jobs going in your box factory?

There's generally casual spots going all of the time.

That’s good to know..... I’m fairly casual most of the time.

And into boxes...

Oh yes absolutely boxes with fold back flaps especially.

[amber_fluid]

There's generally casual spots going all of the time.

That’s good to know..... I’m fairly casual most of the time.

And into boxes...

Oh yes absolutely boxes with fold back flaps especially.

The less folding the better...........

[Corona Man]

Neat little ones that fold back are delightful.

[amber_fluid]

Pizza and boxes.
And you get paid for it?
Where do we sign up?

[Lightning McQueen]

Oh yes absolutely boxes with fold back flaps especially.

Mate, I've had female customers ringing me complaining that her flaps on her box are too big or they don't tuck in like they should, I've gotta try and keep my shit together and offer solutions without being me.

[Lightning McQueen]

Pizza and boxes.
And you get paid for it?
Where do we sign up?

Through some labour hire company.

One Friday evening they wanted to extend the hours and work back til 2am instead 9pm, one big forky said, they said to hiim "we're putting on pizza for those that do", so he changed his mind and went with it.

The funny bit: He didn't want to stay back 5 hours at double time with 20% loading but he said no worries to some $5 domino's pizza.

My calculations put it down to him grossing an extra $450 for them 5 hours.

[Jim05]

Pizza and boxes.
And you get paid for it?
Where do we sign up?

Through some labour hire company.

One Friday evening they wanted to extend the hours and work back til 2am instead 9pm, one big forky said, they said to hiim "we're putting on pizza for those that do", so he changed his mind and went with it.

The funny bit: He didn't want to stay back 5 hours at double time with 20% loading but he said no worries to some $5 domino's pizza.

My calculations put it down to him grossing an extra $450 for them 5 hours.

We have the same issues at work.
Leading to Christmas work was asking for about a 20 staff to work a Saturday mornings from 6am to 10am and they would earn about $400 plus if you did the work efficiently you could leave as soon as the work was completed (some Saturdays you could finish by 9am) and you still get paid for the full 4 hrs.
Only about 7 of us put up our hands initially but as soon a work said they would put on a BBQ every man and their dog put up their hands!
People are strange

[The Bedge]

Don't know if it makes me laugh.. or if I rate it.. but last night on Kayo I discovered ESPN Ocho (think that's what it was called).. brilliant!

Cherry pip spitting
Pizza Acrobatic championships
Chess Boxing
Stone skipping championships
Juggle Dodgeball

WTF comes up with this stuff?!

[Pag]

Don't know if it makes me laugh.. or if I rate it.. but last night on Kayo I discovered ESPN Ocho (think that's what it was called).. brilliant!

Cherry pip spitting
Pizza Acrobatic championships
Chess Boxing
Stone skipping championships
Juggle Dodgeball

WTF comes up with this stuff?!

Shame you missed the greatest moment in ESPN Ocho's history, about 15 years ago Peter LaFleur lead Average Joe's Gym to win the Las Vegas Open Invitational with a come-from-behind, sudden-death dodgeball win over White Goodman and the GloboGym Purple Cobras.

[Lightning McQueen]

Don't know if it makes me laugh.. or if I rate it.. but last night on Kayo I discovered ESPN Ocho (think that's what it was called).. brilliant!

Cherry pip spitting
Pizza Acrobatic championships
Chess Boxing
Stone skipping championships
Juggle Dodgeball

WTF comes up with this stuff?!

Shame you missed the greatest moment in ESPN Ocho's history, about 15 years ago Peter LaFleur lead Average Joe's Gym to win the Las Vegas Open Invitational with a come-from-behind, sudden-death dodgeball win over White Goodman and the GloboGym Purple Cobras.

Full credit must be given to Patches O'Houlihan for the intense training with minimal preparation time.

Some fine commentary by Cotton McKnight at the tight stages.

[PatowalongaPirate]

Don't know if it makes me laugh.. or if I rate it.. but last night on Kayo I discovered ESPN Ocho (think that's what it was called).. brilliant!

Cherry pip spitting
Pizza Acrobatic championships
Chess Boxing
Stone skipping championships
Juggle Dodgeball

WTF comes up with this stuff?!

Shame you missed the greatest moment in ESPN Ocho's history, about 15 years ago Peter LaFleur lead Average Joe's Gym to win the Las Vegas Open Invitational with a come-from-behind, sudden-death dodgeball win over White Goodman and the GloboGym Purple Cobras.

Full credit must be given to Patches O'Houlihan for the intense training with minimal preparation time.

Some fine commentary by Cotton McKnight at the tight stages.

None of this would have been possible without Chuck Norris.

[Lightning McQueen]

Full credit must be given to Patches O'Houlihan for the intense training with minimal preparation time.

Some fine commentary by Cotton McKnight at the tight stages.

None of this would have been possible without Chuck Norris.

[norwood8]

Listening to some Rodney Rude classics for the first time in years, I was crying with laughter.

Very different times!!

[Booney]

Taylor Walker biting every single time Kane Cornes throws out a lure. Fair dinkum, how thick is Walker?

[Corona Man]

Taylor Walker biting every single time Kane Cornes throws out a lure. Fair dinkum, how thick is Walker?

Difficult to quantify.

[The Bedge]

Seeing people on FB who are on Centrelink payments now handing out financial advise to people.

Guess that boost of income made them instant financial advisors haha!

[Spangas]

Seeing people on FB who are on Centrelink payments now handing out financial advise to people.

Guess that boost of income made them instant financial advisors haha!

They're qualified...can't argue with a 100% pay rise!

[Booney]

Seeing people on FB who are on Centrelink payments now handing out financial advise to people.

Guess that boost of income made them instant financial advisors haha!

They're qualified...can't argue with a 100% pay rise!

Without having to negotiate or take on extra tasks.

[Jim05]

Seeing people on FB who are on Centrelink payments now handing out financial advise to people.

Guess that boost of income made them instant financial advisors haha!

They're qualified...can't argue with a 100% pay rise!

Without having to negotiate or take on extra tasks.

Actually a decrease in tasks as I’m of the understanding that for the next few weeks they don’t actually have to fulfil their jobseeker tasks